Obama Moons Rushmore

Barry, did you do this on a dare, or did you do this for a campaign stunt?

Crystal Cathedral Cracking God's Covenant?!

In this morning's paper (3/17/11), I just read an article that disturbs me to the core:  Reverend Dr. Robert H. Schuller has denounced a pro-traditional marriage covenant that his staff has asked the choir members to sign.  This covenant merely stated that marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman.  Schuller rationalizes his denouncement by saying that he has a reputation of tolerating everything!


Uh, tolerating EVERYTHING?  REALLY?  You think God wants you to tolerate all things including evil?  Really, Dr. Schuller?  What are you thinking?  And why did you really kick your son Robert Anthony Schuller out of ministry?  Because he refused to be a daddy's puppet boy?  So you want "Daddy's Little 'Goil" to be a cookie cutter?


Sorry Doc,  but God has a higher standard:  His Scriptures!  What are you thinking, Reverend Schuller?  While it's true we should treat visitors well at our houses of worship, it's another thing to soften up doctrine and covenants to be seeker friendly.  

TOP 10 LIBERALS IN THE HOUSE!

"LIST: 10 Most Liberal, Conservative in Congress" - Patriot Update

Here's a list of moonbats and RINOs to pour through folks!  In So-Cal, we have 2 moonbats who made the list:  Linda Sanchez and Henry Waxman!  Now, it's time we get a horsewhip out to get them out of office!  I'm ready to get into action here.  However, I'm surprised that Linda Sanchez's sister Loretta didn't make the top 10 moonbats list along with Nappihead Grace Napolitano.  Looks like Linda and Hank have an 8 way tie of being the biggest libtards in the House...will one of these 8 clowns replace Nancy Pelosi as the cackler of the Liberal House?  Wonder why Pelosi didn't make the top 10?  But I did notice that Jacko's boy Junior made the top 10!  And Vichy Goofarino's big boy Rolly Obama Burris became libtard #1 to the Senate Libtard list, in a 4 way tie! 

Obonga Speechless - Breaks Teleprompter

http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/obama_teleprompter_break/2009/07/13/235089.html?s=al&promo_code=8345-1

"Uh-Uh-Uh......"

Obama Is A Fly Murderer...

Yes, there's been a big flap over the Emperor Of The United States: Barry is a fly murderer! The left wing extremist media has been drooling over his 1 hit wonder swat heard and seen around the world! While this buffoon swats a fly for the camera, he is bumbling around the world with his screwball policies, leaving destruction in its path! The Iranian government and North Korea are both mocking him for being a cream puff, and they think they can walk all over us. While 2 of our citizens have been falsely charged as spies in North Korea (Euna Lee and Laura Ling), Dummyhead Barry Obaka sits on his @$$ doing nothing, but acting like a creampuff wimp! Get Laura Ling and Euna Lee out of there, Obaka-san! Even the Daily Kos folks are shaking their heads about you! Yes, the Daily Kooks think you failed them Mr. Obaka!

And by the way, since the left wing media kooks called you Mr. Miyagi, regarding your fly swatting, I must quote him back from the grave: Beginna's Ruck, Obaka-san!

By the way, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher has the balls to tell the public what you really are, Mr. Obaka! The Huffy-Puffy Post Creamfluffs are crying over Rohrabacher's truthful remarks, along with every other left wing moonbat. I've personally met Dana Rohrabacher, and this man has guts and compassion for the common man. Obaka is a smashed creampuff!

Gays poised to Nuke Voters' Will

It's judgement day for the fate of California's Proposition 8! Will the cry babies get their way, and nuke the voters' will? Or will the voters be heard, and send a message back to the Homosexual extremists? Will Perri Hilton start another temper tantrum over this? The show isn't over until the fat lezzy screams! And the butch is ready to pull the trigger!

Now in a gay marriage, who is the husband and who is the wife? OOOOOOOH! DOES IT SOUND MEAN & BIGOTED!!!!!???? Haaaah Haaaah! Here's what I think about gay marriages: Kaaaaah-haaaaaaack! Kaaaaah-haaaaaaack! Immorality has no place in this society!

California Supreme Court Upholds Gay Marriage Ban - The Political Jungle

Missing Human Link?? OH MY!!

(Quotes from news story in red...my words in green).

"Hunched around a table at a VODKA bar in Hamburg, Jorn Hurum, a palaeontologist, was about to make the scientific gamble of his life. Thomas Perner, a fossil dealer whom he knew well had insisted they met; he had something VERY SPECIAL to show him."

Oh my! A drunk on vodka "ape scientist" has an alleged find (or scam) to show off to the world! Now what does his cohort have from the monkey museum to show? More from Guardian UK:

"Looking nervously over his shoulder for prying glances, Perner put three photographs of a fossil on the bar table. 'My heart started beating extremely fast,' said Hurum. 'I knew that the dealer had a world sensation in his hands. I could not sleep for two nights.'"

I would look nervously over my shoulders when a guy presents a photoshop job of a picture, ready to fool the world as something authentic. And being drunk on vodka would make a man paranoid of anything! And "world sensation" is a code for "big monkey business scam" to be pulled off in the left wing news...not being able to sleep for 2 nights is a side effect of this. and I'll skip some lines of the story to make this short and to the point...they say there were rumors of a SPECTACULAR PRIMATE FOSSIL SPECIMEN being found. And this ape doctor considers himself like a real life Indiana Jones!

Let me skip through the rest of the story...this find is called IDA, and is the remains of a Lemur. Hurum named this ape fossil after his own daughter. HE NAMES THE APE AFTER HIS DAUGHTER!! HOW FITTING! OH MY!!

Well, here's some more stuff from the story:

"This little creature is going to show us our connection with the rest of all the mammals -- with cows and sheep, and elephants and anteaters, " said Sir David Attenborough, who is narrating a BBC documentary on the find. "The more you look at IDA, the more you can see, as it were, the primate in embryo."

Hurum said: "This is the first link in human evolution. A find like this is something for all humankind. It tells a part of our evolution that's been hidden so far." His gamble appears to have paid off scientifically. He and the museum could also be catapulted to scientific stardom. Hurum seems keen on that: "This is our Mona Lisa, and it will be...for the next 100 years."

Here's the scoop: Scientists are saying that IDA is not a lemur, based on 1 thing: the teeth! Oh come on! Just the teeth determine that Ida's not a lemur? Funny how they could not take a swap onto a q-tip and analyze the remaining DNA? Here's why scientists refuse to classify the ape as a lemur:

Crucially, she was not an early representative of the primate branch that would evolve to be the modern day lemurs and other related species such as bush babies and lorises. Ida does not have a set of fused teeth in the middle of her bottom jaw called a "tooth comb", or a "grooming claw" on her second toe, both of which are characteristics of the lemurs. So it seems likely she is on our own primate line, the one that diversified into monkeys, apes and humans shortly after the split with the lemurs.

Oh really now? Just because Ida is missing a few things, she's not a lemur? HELLO!!!! There's something that happens sometimes while a baby develops in the womb of its mother: It's called a BIRTH DEFECT! It happens to both human beings and animals! While these scientists were in a drunken vodka stupor, they refused to consider the likelihood that this ape had a bunch of defects which led to its early demise one day!

Here's the title of the story which you can find on the internet: "Deal in Hamburg bar led scientist to Ida fossil, the 'eight wonder of the world' (guardian.co.uk).

Eighth wonder of the world? It's the 8th blunder of the world!!! Just do a search for IDA on the web, and you'll come across the story to read. Your credibility is as good as the credibility of this ape in Congress:


You need a "facelift" if you're going to bring some credibility to your ape report!

One more thing to your discovery, ape doctors:


BIG WHOOP!

From an E-maill on the Web

In Honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road ."

Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Flakes.

The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.

The Nuts and Flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The Cost is over $100.00 per scoop.

When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but then the Ice Cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you.

Thus you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding an empty cone, with no hope of getting any Ice Cream.

Now, aren't you feeling stimulated?

Welcome Back Carter Part 2: The Official Cast

Here is the official cast from the Moonbat Slayer's Most Wanted List:

Washington:






Blecchstink:











Horsass:




Vichy Goofarino:



Principal Mr. Woodyman:





Mr. Kotter:






Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Obama!

And yes, there was a last minute casting nominee! Ha Ha!

Obama Signs Pork Filled "Stimulus" Bill - The Political Jungle

Obama Signs Pork Filled "Stimulus" Bill - The
Political Jungle

Thank You Jenn Of The Jungle!

NOW:

WHERE'S THE BEEF?


By the way, Farmer John and Oscar Mayer will not touch this! And this is no Honeybaked Ham either!

Be sure to click the link to read Jenn Of The Jungle's post on this!

Digital Television Coupon Blunders - Send The Government A Big Message!

Now some of you who either read my blogs on a regular basis may be wondering why I'm saying things about the Digital Television conversion. With the coupon blunders the Democrats have committed, I think it's time we hold those representatives responsible for their stupidity! As you watch television across the United States, every station in every market has given the viewers a heads up on the changes coming on February 17th 2009. The stations have taken every measure to switch over from analog to digital, and we have absolutely no excuse to not be prepared for the changes. While the government has told us to be ready on February 17th by either having a converter box, cable or satellite services, or a compatible new television, they're now saying that they may delay the transition due to their own blunders! While the dumbocrats are divided on delaying the transition to June 2009, they're telling the stations to keep the power on the analog transmitters due to their blunders. My question is this: why should every station consume hundreds of thousands of kilowatts extra every day from February 17th onwards to June 2009 just for Nancy and Harry's big blunders? I say send a message to Nancy and Harry by pulling the plug on the analog transmitters on February 17th permanently even if they extend the deadline to June 2009! Let the FCC deal with some angry folks who call in to whine about not having a signal! In fact, feel free to print this blog up, and send a copy to your local television stations to send the message to those clowns who goofed off in the House and Senate. Stations should not have to use more electricity due to the stupidity of the government's blunders. In fact, tell your local stations to pull the plug on the analog transmitters anyways, even if the government extends the deadline to June 2009! And by the way, this was one of the pork barrel earmarks on the stimulus bill that Republicans refused to approve. Democrats, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? And by the way, since you Democrats scream and whine about "global warming", why are some of you voting to extend the deadline, and trying to force the stations to use more electricity to power those analog transmitters?

Our Tax Money For Foreign Country Abortions

PHOTO BY PRIESTS FOR LIFE

Just when we're bailing out industries with our tax money, President Barack Obama has signed another executive order to start subsidizing abortions in foreign countries with our taxes! While many of us are hurting for cold hard cash, Obama swipes the cash away from us to fund abortions overseas! While we are nearly crashing our own credit lines, Obama chump changes us by giving foreign abortionists huge lumpsums of our own taxes to hack up babies into dogfood! All this in less than 2 weeks of being President of the United States! Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of horrors folks! The nightmare has just begun! By the way, I warned those of you who voted for Obama about these kind of things...See what you've done? I hope you're proud of yourselves! I certainly didn't vote for him and his far left wing extremist policies! There are more horrors coming your way, including more financial disasters, to name the least of things.

Innauguration 2009 Protest

OH MY! THE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED! WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS OVER THE NEXT 4 YEARS. TIME TO SAY OUR PRAYERS FOR OBAMA, IF WE HAVEN'T YET STARTED PRAYING FOR GOD'S GUIDANCE.