Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam Goes For A Rerun

It's official! Moonbeam has said he plans to screw up California for another 4 years. The bald clown plans on making a bigger circus out of California by insisting we build the bullet train to nowhere, and die of thirst by saving fairy shrimp and smelts while flushing the Sacramento and San Joaquin Rivers to the ocean.

What will it take to get this power hungry bald old bozo out of politics? Moonbeam keeps making California a big laughing stock for the residents of the other 49 states to laugh at! He loves watching gay men parading around with their pants off in Frisco's gay area, loves doing gay marriages, loves to harass ordinary people standing up to the San Francisco freak shows, and he finds ways to tax everyone to death. His goonsquad union thugs shake everyone down after Moonbeam swindles every last penny an honest man earns for a living, and he poops his Depends when Texas Governor Rick Perry gives California businesses sweet incentives to move over to Texas. Will someone please get the electric fly swatters out, and send a big tingle up Moonbeam's L'eggs? When he rips a huge fart afterwards, perhaps the moonbats who voted him in will get a huge whiff of the moon gas he emits out, and become lucid enough to vote him out. And don't bother with Gaffing Nuisance either. Heeeeeez kummming! Wetha ya like it or not!

Sour Grapes

Muh muh my! Rattrapper here! Looks like we have some sour grapes here! That bimbo "Mad Maxi" Dirty Waters has gone ape with rage! She just went off with her hate ridden loud diatribe, yelling "THE TEA PARTY CAN GO TO HELL!"

Oh Maxi!  What hateful bigoted remarks you screech here!  Tell us, are you pissed that your Emperor refused to stop by your gang infested ghetto of Inglewood California?  Are you spewing sour grapes here Maxi?

It looks like things are a bit contagious here Maxi!  Look what you've done here!  Shelley's a bit pissed at Barry because he's sucking on an ice cream cone, while that kid beside her picks his nose!

"MMM! Dis dah best ice cream evah!"                          

"Foo! Did you take his ice cream Barry?"

"Don't mess with me, woman!"

Can't a guy eat in peace?

Gays poised to Nuke Voters' Will

It's judgement day for the fate of California's Proposition 8! Will the cry babies get their way, and nuke the voters' will? Or will the voters be heard, and send a message back to the Homosexual extremists? Will Perri Hilton start another temper tantrum over this? The show isn't over until the fat lezzy screams! And the butch is ready to pull the trigger!

Now in a gay marriage, who is the husband and who is the wife? OOOOOOOH! DOES IT SOUND MEAN & BIGOTED!!!!!???? Haaaah Haaaah! Here's what I think about gay marriages: Kaaaaah-haaaaaaack! Kaaaaah-haaaaaaack! Immorality has no place in this society!

California Supreme Court Upholds Gay Marriage Ban - The Political Jungle

Moonbattery in the House: "Scare Force One"

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!!!! "We're going to do a 'photo-op' over New York City...but don't tell the public!" OH MY!! The left wing never mind their manners, do they? They thought it would be a brilliant idea for a photo-op by flying low over New York City without notifying mayor Michael Bloomberg and the public. But the folks of New York City aren't laughing! While the left wing flew out of the "bat-cave" with this half-baked stunt, they dumped a bunch of cannon fodder for the political enemies of the United States to use in future attacks against us. Already, we have 3 women journalists overseas being held as alleged spies for the United States, and they're being used as pawns by the axis of evil. Presidents Ahmidinejad and Kim have used Roxanna Saberi, Euna Lee, and Laura Ling as a trophy for them to thumb their noses at us. And now, you can bet terrorists will be using Obama's stupid fly-by stunt to use against us. Hey, even the New York Democrats are ticked off! Yes, those runts who helped Obama get into office are ticked at this one! OH MY!! OOH MY!!! OOOH MY!!!!

AIG Congressional Tax Swindle

"Make the AIG bonus recipients pay a 90% tax!!!!" Oh the cries from the moonbats who approved the spendulus bill! Muh-Muh-My!!! This is best shown by moonbat Congressman Earl Pomeroy, calling the AIG folks losers, and telling them "GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK!!!!" Now congressman Jeff Flake (R-Ariz) couldn't have said it better when he called the debacle a "bad comedy routine"! KUDOS CONGRESSMAN FLAKE!!

Now who else has their dirty hands in this deal? MoveOn.org of course! That liberal dumb ape George Soros thinks he can distance himself from this, but let's not forget that he had his you know whats stuck up the big Fannie and Freddie! If he thinks he can wash the stench off his hands, he is mistaken! Soros, you've been the cheerleader to Obama, Pelosi, and Dodd, so fess up you dumb ape!

Okay, now that I've calmed down a bit, here's what makes me boiling mad: Congress thinks they can pander to the public, and retroactively raise taxes to an obscene rate, even if it's for a select few people! This showboating is a dangerous precedent for all of us: what happens if they decide that they can target a certain individual or group for high taxes? Another thing that they failed to mention to the public: there were already provisions in the spendulus bill to allow the AIG executives to receive the bonuses...these executives were already promised bonuses before the bailout! Funny how Christopher Dodd has his foot smeared with the stinkers! And Pelosi? What a piece of work!

Here are your 3 mules:

Rattrapper out!

Welcome Back Carter Part 2: The Official Cast

Here is the official cast from the Moonbat Slayer's Most Wanted List:

Washington:






Blecchstink:











Horsass:




Vichy Goofarino:



Principal Mr. Woodyman:





Mr. Kotter:






Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. Obama!

And yes, there was a last minute casting nominee! Ha Ha!

Scandal Rock Burris

The Truth Be Told! Did Burris pay "The Vich" some kind of fee to get the Senate Seat? The scandal seems to be unraveling in front of us again! Did he 'roll some dough to "land" a seat in the Senate? Things are starting to get uglier again! Okay "Vichy Goofarino": Confess your sin! How much blood money did Burris pay you to go to Washington? The Word Is Out! Was it enough to pay for a bunch of new wigs?

Al Franken: Tax Dodger for Jr. Senate?

Al Franken has gotten on his high horse again. He is now demanding that the Minnesota High Court to order him certified, even though he has been dodging the IRS over $50,000 in back taxes over 17 states. This tax burglar has the gall to demand the High court to certify his fraudulent turd burglary over "storming Norman Coleman". In the meantime, "Sweathog Smalley Horsass" blames his accountant of 18 years for his swindling the IRS of back taxes. Take a look at these 2 articles dated February 5 on the newsmax.com website: "Al Franken Wants Minn. High Court to Order Him Certified" by Dave Eberhart, and "Al Franken Admits $50,000 Tax Debt" by Ronald Kessler.

Hey Frankey: how does it feel to rob the IRS? You should be sent to prison for your crimes against the nation! You'll have a diet of beans and wieners 3 times a day...or maybe more if you get friendly with Tiny and Momo! You'll also get a huge colon cleansing while they stuff you with the dog bones!

Pawlenty, throw this sad excuse of a joker into prison!

Stimulus Package In Print

Stimulus Package In Print

(by Bucky The Moonbat Slayer)

Originally Posted By Bucky The Moon-Bat Slayer @ 5:40 A.M.

Now here's the result of porking out:

Any Questions?

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