Saturday, May 28, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Obama Whacks Osama - Part 4: The Smackdown From Bibi!

Obama just got smacked down by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netenyahu! What happened?It turns out that Obama is trying to sell out Israel to the Arabs in exchange for having Osama Bin Laden's carcass delivered to him. This sad excuse for an @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ has just set us up for an epic disaster on our soil!

Have you noticed the disasters the United States has been facing since 0bama made this dirty deal? When Bin Laden's carcass was delivered to 0bama, the Mississippi River has overflown its banks, resulting in an epic flooding throughout the Central part of the country. Also, the Midwest has suffered the worst tornado damage in 60 years: Joplin Missouri has been destroyed at the time 0bama told Bibi to go back to the pre 1967 borders.

Let's now look out to the future: 0bama has just set up the United States for another 9/11 style attack on our soil. In fact, the @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ will probably see one on our soil before the end of 2012. The "fuzzy muzzies" the left wing extremists dream about are itching to come after us now.

Now I just found the perfect
cartoon which sums up what the dumbo has done to the United States:

Lieberman: Obama Speech 'Profoundly Ill-Advised'

Lieberman: Obama Speech 'Profoundly Ill-Advised'

Uh yeah, it is a blunder that Obama will pay for with his political career.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Gavin Newsom's Magic Car

Gavin Newsom has been blowing his hot gas all over Twitter, gloating and cawing that the U.S. Senate did the greatest thing by voting to reject the GOP Plan for drilling for oil. Where is he? Is this guy functioning with a working brain? What planet is he from? Oh wait, I know: Planet Of The Moonbats! While he thinks gay men can have babies by sodomizing each other...after all, we came from dust he reasons, he thinks the gas genie magically fills his tank when it goes on empty! Has he seen the price of gas across the nation? It's over $4.50 per gallon or higher in some states, and he says by not drilling, we're much better off?

Gavin, you haven't answered mystere's twitter question he asked you: Does your gas tank magically create gasoline when it gets low in the tank? Why haven't you replied to mystere? Was it another one of your gaffes you posted on Twitter again? You seem to put your foot in your mouth often? Does it taste good Gavin? You and Joey Biden have something in common: You both tend to gaffe alot! Are you both gaffe chickens from the same family line?

Thursday, May 5, 2011


House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., a leading waterboarding-is-torture and Bush-is-evil-and-incompetent critic, raised no reservations and was oblivious to the contradiction: "The death of Osama bin Laden marks the most significant development in our fight against al-Qaida. I salute President Obama, his national security team, Director Panetta, our men and women in the intelligence community and military, and other nations who supported this effort for their leadership in achieving this major accomplishment. ... (T)he death of Osama bin Laden is historic." (via Larry Elder).

Well, well, well!!!  The mule with the botox job says what?  She said what?  THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!  Oh yes!

Let's just remember that it was Bill Clinton and George W. Bush who started the man hunt for Bin Laden.  These guys took the lead in starting the hunt for Bin Laden and his gang of thugs.  The clowns caught before Binny Boy got their Saturday night bath specials, so that they could give the CIA and other intelligence officials the needed tip to "knock bin laden dead".  

Now, what do you have to say to Nancy, Mr. Bush?

 Ahh, very diplomatic Mr. Bush!

How about you Mr. Obama?  What would you like to say?

 Really now?

Wednesday, May 4, 2011


Well, it's definitely official! The terror monkey Osama bin laden has been whacked! Great Job NAVY SEALS! You got him!

So Mr. Obama, what would you like to say now?

Very good Mr. Obama! Now can you show us some pictures of Osama Bin Laden's carcass?

Wait, these look like photoshopped pics Mr. Obama. Are you sure he's dead?

Okay, but what will you swear on to prove he's dead?

So you're celebrating with some burgers Mr. Obama?

Well, Mr. Obama, while you celebrate, check out this link:

laughzilla's blog: The Daily Dose 5/4/11 - Top 10 dead terrorist jokes

What do you think about laughzilla's blog, Mr. Obama?