Sunday, August 30, 2015

Draft Biden 2016: Another Excuse For A Liberal Beer Summit?

Will Joey The Talking Chicken Biden run for President? That is the so called "million dollar question" circulating around. What is "Drunkle Joe" doing while dodging the question? Let the laughs and gaffes continue! Wait! I see another #BeerSummit coming!

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Joe Biden's Boy Caught Bobbing And Hunting On Ashley Madison Site

Who's been bobbing on the Ashley Madison site?  Muh Muh My!  Muh Muh My!

Who got caught hunting on Ashley Madison?  Muh Muh My!  Muh Muh My! Poor Joey The Talking Chicken Biden! This is one big gaffe he didn't cluck out. His number two son Robert aka "Hunter" Biden has been caught bobbing and hunting on the Ashley Madison site. But unlike Josh Duggard, Biden bobbed around and blamed "America's Enemies" when he got caught hunting on the affair site. Oh Hunter, come clean and stop bobbing around!

Friday, August 21, 2015

Hildebeest VS Carly The "Cougar"

In the event Hildebeest goes up against Carly The Cougar for President in 2016, it'll be an epic battle.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

My Best Wishes To Jimmy Carter

My best wishes go to President Jimmy Carter who has been diagnosed with liver cancer that has spread to his brain.  I hope the treatments keep pain and suffering down to a minimum.  Cancer is a terrible fate to suffer.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

What Will Moonbeam Veto Next?

Governor Moonbeam has been trying to disguise himself as a frugal fart lately.  He has decided to veto some Assembly bills to attempt to make himself look good.  Sadly, he vetoed a bill that would have made the roads safer.

As you can see, all that he's interested in is his KooKoo train to nowhere.  Edna Geraldine Brown vetoed a bill that would raise hefty fines for texting while driving.  All the makeups in vetoing the bills won't hide the facts, Governor Moonbeam!

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Weekend At Bernie's: Only Black Lives Matter!

Poor Bernie Sanders!  Some moonbats from the racist Black Lives Matter mob hijacked his microphone this past weekend.  To them, only black lives matter and others don't.  Bernie couldn't get his voice heard.  The savages from the Black Lives Matter crowd left him for dead at his own event this past weekend. So much for the Weekend At Bernie's...

Friday, July 31, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti Declares War On Homelessness

Mayor Eric Garcetti has gone off the deep end.  It seems Garcetti thinks he can declare war on poverty and win!  Garcetti believes he can give away free housing to the homeless and the homeless will come and live in a homeless ghetto appartment project.  Garcetti thinks an apartment housing project will wipe out the homeless problem in Los Angeles.  

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Lester Liberalmann's Long Lost Video

Lester Liberalmann claims he once accidentally exposed his real name on Disqus as Dr. John Burdick of Syracuse University in New York. Hey Pookie Toot-Toot, if you really are Dr. John Burdick, there's a song and long lost video which has turned up on You Tube, exposing you out of the closet.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Liberalmann's Stinkface Fixation Grows

Pookie Toot-Toot's been slobbering lately over the stinkfaces. Pookie Toot-Toot fantasizes of having Rikishi rubbing his buttocks in his fade and passing huge amounts of gas. Stick your tongue out Lester Liberalmann and have a wet lick!

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

TV Land Boobtubes Yank Dukes Of Hazzard Off Their Lineup

All because of the Confederate flag and the General Lee?  Oh My!


Tuesday, June 30, 2015

The Cackling Isn't Over Until...

...the fat Lesbian squeals!  Lorrie Jean and her minions have gone off celbrating with glee with the SCOTUS declaring gay marriage is a right.  We're in for serious trouble, folks!  History shows us that whenever a society embraces vile sexual acts as normal, the society goes down in a flash.  Look at the Greek and Roman empires as a huge example.  They sank when they embraced homosexual acts as normal.

Foster Farms Ad: Barry And Joey Live It Up!

Barry and Joey are living it up!  The latest Foster Farms ad shows them going to an herbalist, looking for a cure to becoming all natural.  Then we see Joey growing feathers and gaffing his mouth off!

Sunday, May 31, 2015

My Condolences To Joey The Talking Chicken Biden

Muh-muh my! Muh-muh my! Mystere and I send our sincerest condolences to Beau Biden's families over their loss. Beau Biden keeled over to brain cancer on Saturday at the young age of 46. Notice how the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? See the pics of his papa Joey, and see how they both smile. Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Rattrapper out!

Monday, May 25, 2015

Another Flushing Of $tupid...

You just can't fix stupid! Moonbeam let the Feds flush thousands of gallons of water to save another smelt fish again! You dumb ape! Why didn't you stand up to 0bama & his thugs?

Speak up, moonbeam, and stop being an ©$$clown!

Friday, May 22, 2015

Another Mama Bear Parents Her Unruly Brat!

Way to go, mama bear!

posted from Bloggeroid

Monday, May 18, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Loretta Sanchez Blooperz...

This is getting juicier by the second! Come on Loretta, do your Ace Ventura impersonation again for us! Ready? Come on Loretta! Do it again!

posted from Bloggeroid

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Liberals Host State Convention In Anaheim

Moonbats are meeting in the Conservative territory of Anaheim to plan more damage to California. Out of state kooks and loons have dragged their carcasses over to destroy what was once beautiful.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Jong Un Kim Poisons His Aunt Kyong-hui

MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! Little Kimi boy has some screws loose. He has whacked off a huge number of people in his government posts and his family over a massive temper tantrum. Sadly, his ego is even bigger than his big fat pot belly. One of his defectors who calls himself Mr. Park has said that little Kimi boy has poisoned his paternal aunt Kyong-hui over her mourning the death of her husband at the hands of Little Kimi boy.

Hey dummyhead, did your stash of Kimchi give you plenty of gas? Did you bend over in public and embarass yourself by ripping a loud and stinky whopper, little Kimi?

Remember, your auntie probably changed some of your diapers when you were a little boy. Beware little Kimi. One of your brothers will give you the big stinkface, and take you out when you least expect it Fatboi! MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! Rattrapper Out!