Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Queer Assemblyman's Cow Fart Control Bill Passes





New James Comey Ad To Air

Get a large bowl of popcorn out. The smackdown is about to rumble. NOM NOM NOM NOM! I'm roaring with laughter!

Friday, June 2, 2017

In Honor Of National Doughnut Day

Captain Underpants Characters

Oh looky! Dervish Sandbaggerz has come out! Who else is going to expose himself? Come out, come out where ever you are!


Hey look! Pookie Toot Toot is begging for a nuclear blast from Blog Rikishi! Nursie Poo Poo brought his "wife" and their spawned grand offspring. They brought some stink treats to Quackobyrd to gulp down his beak.
I smell rotting pig slop. Shenehneh from Boston Piggy's dragging her carcass over here too.
Oh looky looky! They're getting ready to prance around in a pride parade!

Dingbat Assemblyman Kansen Chu's Bill Barely Passes

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Funny Goodies

@myfoxmystere @AmyMek https://t.co/qgbI6IRTDr http://twitter.com/Billian46/status/862394907327172608


Tuesday, May 16, 2017

LAUSD Schoolboard Race: Liberal & Liberaler

It's Moonbeambot vs 0bamabot.  Zimmer is backed by the establishment liberals.  Melvoin is backed by outsiders and RINO Dick Riorand.  Pass the popcorn, please!













Friday, May 12, 2017

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Comey Fired: Liberals Flopping All Over The Place…

https://m.townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2017/05/10/white-house-if-hillary-had-one-she-would-have-fired-comey-immediately-and-democrats-would-have-danced-in-the-streets-n2325025?utm_source=thdailypm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl_pm&newsletterad=

https://m.townhall.com/tipsheet/laurettabrown/2017/05/10/rep-jeffries-calls-comey-firing-unpatriotic-says-comey-shouldve-been-untouchable-due-to-russia-investigation-n2325005?utm_source=thdailypm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl_pm&newsletterad=

Keep it up liberals!  Pass the popcorn, please!










Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Moonbeam's Pay Day Is Coming


Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Remember 0bama's First Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, Liberals?

Before you squeal another peep to fire Sean Spicer, don't forget what you clowns let Blobby Bobby Gibbs get away with for 3 years!


Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Rest In Peace James Geils! Angel In Blue

THE J. GEILS BAND - 1981 - "Angel In Blue" - (2015 Video Sync) - YouTube
James Geils has been found dead in his apartment back east. He was 71 years old. This is the third single from the album "Freeze Frame" which came out in October 1981. We at Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club salute you, James Geils! You and the whole band were the sountrack to many of us during our teen years. Angel In Blue was an underrated song. It deserves to be featured here. The screencap is a picture of Peter Wolf from the video. On the back cover of Freeze Frame, J. Geils is the man with the aviator sunglasses. On the front cover, there's a picture that says Mr. E. That was my inspiration for my nickname.



Throw Governor Moonbeam In Prison!

Throw this thief into prison!

Friday, April 7, 2017

Moonbeam & His Liberal Thugs Rob Our Bank Accounts Of $52 Million

The people have spoken.  No one from the blog team made these Moonbeam memes other than the Monkey Moonbeam photoshop.  We found these other memes circulating on the web and brought them here for you readers to see.  While Moonbeam and his thugs rob us with DMV hikes and Fart Taxes, Moonbeam pays for sex change surgeries for murderers in his country club prisons.