Saturday, April 19, 2014

What Did Wendy Davis Do? Texas Voters Want To Know...


Way to go, lefties!  You want to stiff the Texans because Rick Perry brought plenty of businesses to Texas?  YEEEE-HAAAAAAH!

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Hildebeast Got Shoed?

Oh muh muh my! Someone's going to be on the Hildebeast's charge account for this! Hildebeast got smacked by a shoe wielding woman! Did Bubba try to make a pass on her, and fail? We'll never know. But I must say Hildebeast had it coming.
Hildebeast needs a nose job, now that she got smacked with a flying shoe. Did it look like some kind of red slipper? Perhaps it's a projectile from the land of 0b? Hildebeast is probably screaming "MY NOSE! MY NOSE! MY HIDEOUS NOSE!" News to Hildebeast: your Benghazi scandal is more hideous than your nose. In fact, your bully tactics are starting to come back at you, paying you back in full. When you milk the publicity of whether you will or won't run in 2016, your brain cancer from sniffing cocaine will likely catch up to you before you put your name in the Democratic @$$hat list. Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Rattrapper out!

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Bob Filner Is A Free Man

If You Like Your Policy, You Can SHOVE IT!

H/T to Jenn at The Political Jungle for the tip.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Fred Is Dead!

Freddy Kruger Phelps has croaked!  Yes, that creep who called himself a pastor has eaten dust!  Fred Phelps Sr. died in a Topeka Kansas hospice.
Normally I wouldn't gloat about this, but that hate monger has done so much damage to the Christian community, so it's a relief to see his carcass going six feet under.  Hmm...maybe the family will burn his body up and perhaps we should all have a barbecue?
I'll spare you from the nausea by not posting a mug of this creep on this blog.  I just hope he changed his mind before he met the Almighty Creator.  If he did, at least he will make it into heaven, albeit having a stench of smoke with him.  After all, our God has plenty of mercy besides justice, and He doesn't want anyone to fall victim to Satan.  It would be a pity to feed the pig, if you know what I mean.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Given To The Hands Of The Enemies

"I CANN and will screw up the internet by giving it away to our enemies!" Barack 0bama. We're screwed. Big time screwed!  0bama the idiot occupying the White House has given the internet to the enemies on a silver platter.  This dingbat has started the downfall of free speech on a platform the USA created.  All in the name of globalism!  When this snowballs into everyone being censored, the dingbats who aided and abetted his getting elected and reelected will be screaming bloody murder. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) will be screwed with the libnutts from the UN.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Common Core Or 0bamaCore?

This is one thing both conservatives and liberals seem to oppose to quite an extent. H/T to Leticia at My Daily Trek for this one.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Barack 0bama's Pet RINO Chucky Hagel - Part Duh!

Chucky Hagel has charged! 0bama's pet RINO has gone after the Defense Department, destroying our security by proposing to destroy our ground troup security by choking off the flow of much needed cash they need to stay alive. This brainless pet RIN0 of Urkel 0bama has stuck the knife into the backs of our armed forces. Chucky the pet RIN0 thinks all we need are high tech gadgets to stay secure and win our battles. See what's coming with Urkel running the country for a second term? Way to go Chucky! And do you know who the moonbats will blame when we face the ultimate disaster? Why the GOP of course! After all, they say their dimwit in the White House can do no wrong, so the GOP becomes the scapegoat with Chucky the Pet RIN0 leading the charge! Meantime, the head moonbat gets to grunt around and get off with a pass. In January 2013, I warned you about 0bama's pet RIN0, and now it's coming back, charging at us head on!

Friday, February 28, 2014

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam Goes For A Rerun

It's official! Moonbeam has said he plans to screw up California for another 4 years. The bald clown plans on making a bigger circus out of California by insisting we build the bullet train to nowhere, and die of thirst by saving fairy shrimp and smelts while flushing the Sacramento and San Joaquin Rivers to the ocean. What will it take to get this power hungry bald old bozo out of politics? Moonbeam keeps making California a big laughing stock for the residents of the other 49 states to laugh at! He loves watching gay men parading around with their pants off in Frisco's gay area, loves doing gay marriages, loves to harass ordinary people standing up to the San Francisco freak shows, and he finds ways to tax everyone to death. His goonsquad union thugs shake everyone down after Moonbeam swindles every last penny an honest man earns for a living, and he poops his Depends when Texas Governor Rick Perry gives California businesses sweet incentives to move over to Texas. Will someone please get the electric fly swatters out, and send a big tingle up Moonbeam's L'eggs? When he rips a huge fart afterwards, perhaps the moonbats who voted him in will get a huge whiff of the moon gas he emits out, and become lucid enough to vote him out. And don't bother with Gaffing Nuisance either. Heeeeeez kummming! Wetha ya like it or not!

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Kentucky Snake Church Cult Pastor Croaks From Rattlesnake Bite

The fallout has now settled. It's been several days since the news broke out about Jamie Coots getting bitten and dying of a snakebite from a timberland rattlesnake. Pastor Coots added some more cannon fodder to the atheist anti Christian hate pile by playing with danger and getting killed as a result. The one thing many of these snake church people tend to ignore is the passage in the Bible where Jesus gets tempted by Satan after fasting for 40 days. When Satan told Jesus to jump off a high place, saying that angels would prevent him from getting injured, Jesus said to him that it is written "do not put God to a foolish test." Let this be a loud warning to anyone reading this who either attends or leads a snake handling church: STOP SINNING! Playing a game of russian roulette with Satan by handling venomous snakes in the name of Jesus are sins of pride, arrogance and the tempting of God, just to name a few things. Remember that the Lord God permits delusions to settle in, whenever one continues to keep sinning. If you keep sinning, you will be "handed over to Satan" for a season to face reality. Do you want to face God Almighty after going to one of these so called worship services, and say to Him that you were meant to die from the snakebite, only to find yourself in the herd of spiritual goats being sent to the lake of fire? Do you want to be one of those who get into the face of Jesus, saying you did this in His name, and hear Jesus say to you "I never knew you, so depart from me to the Lake Of Fire?" It's time to remember what Jesus said to Satan when Satan told him that angels would protect him if he jumped off a mountain to prove He's the Son of God.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Lefties Suffer Massive Meltdown Over School Lunch Menu

Liberals have freaked out over an innocent oversight regarding a black history month lunch at an all girl Catholic High School in Concord California.  The girls at Carondelet High School along with the boys at De La Salle High School had planned a lunch consisting of Fried Chicken, Cornbread and Watermelon. The girls and boys planning the luncheon were members of the Black Student Unions at each high school. The teachers at both high schools missed a huge opportunity with this oversight: educating the youth about the stereotypes in history. The luncheon could have been used to teach the students about the culture and heritage of the Black Community. Instead, the moonbats threw a hissyfit, whining over what was being served for lunch. The moonbats played the PC card, saying that not all blacks eat fried chicken with cornbread and watermelon. Stupid moonbats need to learn to take an opportunity and use it to educate others. They've been listening too long to their media kooks from MSNBC & other leftard sites.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? When Did Tunisia & Burma Become Part Of Europe, President Dingbat?

Since when did Tunisia and Burma become part of Europe? Hmm, they must have become part of Europe when the United States had increased to 57 States.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Chrispy Chreme Christie's Bridgegate

Libbies continue to charge "Chrispy Chreme" Christie with threats of prosecution for the death of a 91 year old woman being sent by ambulance to a hospital. Oh the hypocrisy when their emperor told park rangers and other federal employees to make the public miserable when 0bama stubbornly refused to strike a deal with the GOP. According to moonbats, it's wrong for the GOP to do things while it's perfectly fine and encouraged to make the public miserable when the Democrats refuse to compromise and give some things up to get budgets passed. 0bama gets a pass to monkey around, while Christie gets charged with false allegations.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Kentucky Democrat Assemblywoman Leslie Combs Fires Gun In Office

Accidents do happen, right? But when a Democrat who favors gun rights accidentally fires her gun in her office, the liberal gun grabbing feminazis try to throw her under the bus. Well MY DAISY DUKE!
Moms Demand Action really lost their cool on this one! The Kentucky Chapter has oinked out their demand for Leslie Comb's resignation because she accidentally fired her gun. HEY, THAT HAPPENS! Give her some slack! Combs had the integrity to take personal responsibility for accidentally firing her weapon when she tried to unload it. She came out, admitted to accidentally firing her weapon while someone else was sitting next to her, yet no one got injured. She made sure she never pointed the gun at anyone, and when she tried to unload it, she aimed the gun barrel towards the floor, so that no one would likely get hurt. One more word to the gun grabber feminazis Moms Demand Action: BE VERY CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WISH FOR! If you oust Leslie Combs because you got your panties up in wads over this, and you get one of your gun grabbing libtards to replace this Democrat Assemblywoman, when some looney liberal left wing headhunter goes on a shooting spree at some public place, you might not have anyone to stop the violence. At least Leslie Combs has enough sense to support those who want to protect themselves from a crazed out headhunting liberal kook.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Merry Christmas!

Here's a photo I recently took at Eldorado Park one night.  Enjoy!  And most of all, let's not forget the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, the real reason for the season!

Monday, December 16, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam's Water Plan Getting Soaked.

Moonbeam keeps fumbling and bumbling around with some misguided pet projects to make a name for himself.  Here's something from last year regarding the ultimate water project which will soak us in high water costs:

Monday, December 9, 2013

Liberal Emperor's Uncle Stinky Makes The News Again.

Barry 0bama's uncle Stinky got lucky again. This past month, the INS judge has given 0nyango 0bama a pass for "good behavior" and the path for citizenship. So now, Uncle Stinky gets to keep hanging around the liquor stores in Framingham Massachussets and his favorite diner "The Chicken Bone". And now word is out that Barry did hang out at Uncle Stinky's place during his college years.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Toronto Ontario Mayor Rob Ford Bowls Over Councilwoman...

Oh boy!  The wacky drama continues.  The Canadian mayor allegedly charged to the aide of his heckled brother and bowled over a fellow councilwoman while he "used his super-powers" to come to the rescue (ha ha)...okay, maybe not quite like this; I admit I'm just screwing around and milking this for the wacky humor.

Don't worry, he caught the councilwoman, preventing her from being knocked down to the floor.

Can you say CHARRRRRRRRRGE? By the way, the city council neutered Rob Ford of his "superpowers" after all the allegations of drug & alcohol abuse.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

The Political Jungle: Which Is The Party Of Racists?

The Political Jungle: Which Is The Party Of Racists?
Wait until you read Liberalmann's reply on Jenn's'll be laughing at him in a flash.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Former NSA Chief Michael Hayden Asks What The Obama Administration Twitter Fuss Is About

Liberal turd Tom Matzzie of went on a Twitter spree of spreading liberal rumors against former NSA Chief Michael Hayden allegedly saying disparaging remarks against the 0bama administration.

As you read the article from the link, you will see the absolute absurd remarks Tom Matzzie tweetsout with only half the information of Hayden's phone calls.

Way to go, Tommy-boi!