Friday, May 22, 2015

Another Mama Bear Parents Her Unruly Brat!

Way to go, mama bear!

posted from Bloggeroid

Monday, May 18, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Loretta Sanchez Blooperz...

This is getting juicier by the second! Come on Loretta, do your Ace Ventura impersonation again for us! Ready? Come on Loretta! Do it again!

posted from Bloggeroid

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Liberals Host State Convention In Anaheim

Moonbats are meeting in the Conservative territory of Anaheim to plan more damage to California. Out of state kooks and loons have dragged their carcasses over to destroy what was once beautiful.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Jong Un Kim Poisons His Aunt Kyong-hui

MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! Little Kimi boy has some screws loose. He has whacked off a huge number of people in his government posts and his family over a massive temper tantrum. Sadly, his ego is even bigger than his big fat pot belly. One of his defectors who calls himself Mr. Park has said that little Kimi boy has poisoned his paternal aunt Kyong-hui over her mourning the death of her husband at the hands of Little Kimi boy.

Hey dummyhead, did your stash of Kimchi give you plenty of gas? Did you bend over in public and embarass yourself by ripping a loud and stinky whopper, little Kimi?

Remember, your auntie probably changed some of your diapers when you were a little boy. Beware little Kimi. One of your brothers will give you the big stinkface, and take you out when you least expect it Fatboi! MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! Rattrapper Out!

Monday, May 11, 2015

Moonbeam Leaves Us Thirsty And Dry

Moonbeam's Accomplice Leaves Us Hanging Out To Dry

Let's not forget that Moonbeam's accomplice BLIMPIE Boxer flushed down millions of gallons of precious water to the Sacramento delta to save a smelt fish, leaving a huge number of farmers hanging out to dry with their crops dehydrated and destroyed.

Moonbeam's handlers are left dumbfounded with nothing to spoonfeed him.

Tell Moonbeam and his drunken little sidekick to stop monkeying around and do the right thing.

Monday, May 4, 2015

Is Toya Graham "White America's Hero?"

Liberals have gone moonbat crazy over seeing a single black mom taking charge to nip a problem in the bud. Toya Graham derailed their KooKoo gravy train when she went to the protest and smacked her boy on camera. Mama bear mauled their code by going after her cub and knocking some sense into him. The heads at Huffington Post and Salon blew up and gushed as if a lit M80 went down the drain and blew up. Their swamp gas exploded and now they're desperate to wipe the sewage off their faces.

Oops, when the fuse got lit, the explosion went off with a big bang!

When all else fails, liberals play the "racist whitey" card!

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Whaaaaaaaaat????

I know nobody will read my status but sometimes, when I'm bored, I get wrapped up in a sleeping bag and lather butter all over myself and slide around the kitchen floor pretending I'm a slug.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Power Hungry Moonbeam & The Drought...

Moonbeam, you and Gavin did hear what the courts said, didn't you? So what are you going to do now Moonbeam?

My my! You keep issuing that FATWA over and over!

posted from Bloggeroid

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Uh Oh...Don't Anger "Mama Bear" By Protesting

Don't mess around with "Mama Bear" watching you! I tip my hat to Toya Graham for smacking her gangsta son in public after he participated in the Baltimore riot. "Mama Bear" Toya became livid when she caught her son throwing bottles at police officers. As the thug cowered in sheer terror, Mama Bear gave him a smackdown that has gone ferociously viral. Mama Bear, KUDOS to you!

posted from Bloggeroid

Bush SPANKS 0bama!

It was coming. You can only blame your predecessor for so long before he strikes back, 0bama!

Monday, April 27, 2015

Who Will Hildebeest Choose For Veep?

This is the only sure way Hildebeest can retain the votes of the moonbats and win:

The nightmare is about to continue folks!

Saturday, April 25, 2015

The Bird That Flew Into Howie's KooKoo Nest...

Uh Howie, Mornie Joe had his coffee! He's wide awake, and saw what you and your clowns did.

Hurry Up Commiecast! PULL THE PLUG!

WHAT'S THIS?????????? Commiecast might yank the plug on MSNBC????? Oh my! Just how did this happen?

Oh my! Please don't say this! Really now? These 4 are to blame???? Oh Please! Please say that's not true! Why these are 4 of the most honest patriotic Americans the USA ever had!!!! They never lie, cheat or steal!!!! Why, they hold family values down to the very core!!!! Please say this is a very bad dream!!!! Shall we meet the highly patriotic 4 with highly wholesome family values?

Alfie boy?? How are you "reverend"? Why you lost plenty of weight, running away from the IRS, cheating them out of your fair share of taxes...what? You have to pay off your mistresses to shut them up about the diseases you got while cheating on your wife???? Oh, how's your race hustling business doing? Are you raking in the bucks by stirring turds around?

Why hello there Rachel! How's your life been? The buzz is you're going to bust a move with a new dance called the Madcowrena. By the way, is your partner making you go bat crazy? Hmmm...why not do your madcowrena in front of the camera for old times sake to She Drives Me Crazy. Now where did those Fine Young Cannibals go? Chrissie! Did you chase them away with a thrill up your L'eggs again?

Heads up Ed! OOPS! Too late!

Ed, now don't go off while you're on live! After all, you tend to raise a big stink when you get ticked off!


Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Will You Quench Our Thirst Today? William Shatner Has A Thought Provoking Idea...

Some people may be laughing at William Shatner, saying he has really gone off the deep end with his proposal, but I must say that Shatner has a point worth thinking about. Shatner's proposal is actually a starting point to find some kind of solution to relieve the drought conditions California faces at this moment. What Shatner is really saying is this: California (and other states) needs to address the drought cycles we face and have some way to relieve the drought on an ongoing basis.

Shatner went after Governor Moonbeam's pet project "KooKoo Train To Nowhere" calling it a foolish waste of resources while California continues to suffer from a serious thirst.

Moonbeam's sidekick has done nothing to stop Moonbeam's KooKoo Train To Ruins except to grunt about getting his wineries in Napa dried out, leaving his grape crops thirsting for water.

Moonbeam continues to think he can eat plenty of vegetables and live to ride on his KooKoo Train To Ruins, not thinking about how the drought will dry up the farms and shrivel the produce crops as the farms go belly up.

Meanwhile, Gaffing Gavin hangs out at his wineries in Napa, getting drunk on his wine, doing nothing to knock some sense into Moonbeam's head.

In 2014, Neel Kashkari warned us that Moonbeam would continue to railroad his way around and not do anything helpful to help quench California's thirst for water. The only thirst Moonbeam quenches is his thirst for power.

In the meantime, Governor Moonbeam has issued his FATWA to bully the city of Newport Beach by demanding they cut back their water usage by 35% or more.

Moonbeam's hidden motive in his FATWA is to punish those in Orange County who dared to back Kashkari in an attempt to oust the senile bald hippie called Moonbeam from Sacramento.

Moonbeam continues to believe his grand delusion that he can continue to sell his ballooning blunders to the public and blame it on the GOP without a soul noticing it. The funny thing is that even liberal William Shatner smells the monkey poop and calls him out on it.

Shatner realizes his proposal is likely not the real solution, but only an idea that can be a starting point to find a real decent solution to help quenche the thirst from the drought. Shatner knows there are many environmental and engineering issues to deal with, and has said we must put more efforts into figuring out how to deal with issues such as aging mains that break, and how to desalinate water and use it to water crops and provide potable water to everyone in California. Unlike the bald senile hippy occupying Sacramento, Shatner has something worth looking into.

Shatner has something of substance while Moonbeam and Gaffing Gavin have nothing but flatulence being burped out!