Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Debbie Wasserman Schultze Shoots Her Mouth Off Again

Uh little Debbie, did you get bucked off the donkey when you went for a ride?  How much rubbish can you spew out?  Yours is the party of death, as we can see.  How many potential youthful candidates does your party have for President?  What's that Debbie?  You say the GOP has a war on women?  How's that Debbie?  Our party has some youthful younger candidates of mulitple backgrounds ready to run for office.  Even Donald Trump is younger than that party animal you have.  Wait...you spent a Weekend At Bernie's?  Oh my!

Monday, October 12, 2015

Moonbeam Magoo Makes Redskins Name Illegal For Schools

Moonbeam Magoo, you did it again! Moonbeam has signed another bill, making it illegal for schools to use the name Redskins as their team name. One district estimates it will cost them $750,000.00 to change their team name. Where's that going to come from? Moonbeam and his thugs plan to pick our pockets and drive more businesses out of California.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Governor Moonbeam Signs Police Profiling Bill.

Governor Moonbeam has gone on another political graffiti spraying again! The dumb ape has signed a profiling bill which ends up wasting the police officer's time and it might even add more fuel to the fire that race baiters love to ignite. Way to go you dumb ape!http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_28917099/gov-jerry-brown-signs-anti-racial-profiling-bill

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Media Matters Launches Empty Attack Against Rush Limbaugh

Media Mutters: After NASA Announces It Found Water On Mars...

Media Mutters has blown their dog whistle again by launching a subtle attack against Rush Limbaugh. Media Mutters has become desperate after Limbaugh stated he wouldn't be surprised if the left decides to use the water story to promote global warming.

Hey Media Mutters, who cares about what you guys think? Cluck off!

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

"Dead Man" Walker Still Walking

Here's a blog I stumbled upon while searching for a funny Bernie Sanders pic.  This is a great conservative blog site from another Californian.  Well done State Of The Union!

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam For President? Part Deux... The Rumors Continue

Now this is getting very ripe! It gets better by the day. The liberal clown car is getting stuffed with old windbags, now that their black guy's days are numbered. It's time to look back at 1992 and watch Booboo the old horn dog wag his finger when Moonbeam the fat old bald monkey starts flinging poop at the Hildebeest.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Draft Biden 2016: Another Excuse For A Liberal Beer Summit?

Will Joey The Talking Chicken Biden run for President? That is the so called "million dollar question" circulating around. What is "Drunkle Joe" doing while dodging the question? Let the laughs and gaffes continue! Wait! I see another #BeerSummit coming!http://empirenews.net/vice-president-joe-biden-spotted-wandering-drunk-through-d-c-suburbs/

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Joe Biden's Boy Caught Bobbing And Hunting On Ashley Madison Site

Who's been bobbing on the Ashley Madison site?  Muh Muh My!  Muh Muh My!

Who got caught hunting on Ashley Madison?  Muh Muh My!  Muh Muh My! Poor Joey The Talking Chicken Biden! This is one big gaffe he didn't cluck out. His number two son Robert aka "Hunter" Biden has been caught bobbing and hunting on the Ashley Madison site. But unlike Josh Duggard, Biden bobbed around and blamed "America's Enemies" when he got caught hunting on the affair site. Oh Hunter, come clean and stop bobbing around!


Friday, August 21, 2015

Hildebeest VS Carly The "Cougar"

In the event Hildebeest goes up against Carly The Cougar for President in 2016, it'll be an epic battle.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

My Best Wishes To Jimmy Carter

My best wishes go to President Jimmy Carter who has been diagnosed with liver cancer that has spread to his brain.  I hope the treatments keep pain and suffering down to a minimum.  Cancer is a terrible fate to suffer.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

What Will Moonbeam Veto Next?

Governor Moonbeam has been trying to disguise himself as a frugal fart lately.  He has decided to veto some Assembly bills to attempt to make himself look good.  Sadly, he vetoed a bill that would have made the roads safer.

As you can see, all that he's interested in is his KooKoo train to nowhere.  Edna Geraldine Brown vetoed a bill that would raise hefty fines for texting while driving.  All the makeups in vetoing the bills won't hide the facts, Governor Moonbeam!

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Weekend At Bernie's: Only Black Lives Matter!

Poor Bernie Sanders!  Some moonbats from the racist Black Lives Matter mob hijacked his microphone this past weekend.  To them, only black lives matter and others don't.  Bernie couldn't get his voice heard.  The savages from the Black Lives Matter crowd left him for dead at his own event this past weekend. So much for the Weekend At Bernie's...

Friday, July 31, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti Declares War On Homelessness

Mayor Eric Garcetti has gone off the deep end.  It seems Garcetti thinks he can declare war on poverty and win!  Garcetti believes he can give away free housing to the homeless and the homeless will come and live in a homeless ghetto appartment project.  Garcetti thinks an apartment housing project will wipe out the homeless problem in Los Angeles.  

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Lester Liberalmann's Long Lost Video

Lester Liberalmann claims he once accidentally exposed his real name on Disqus as Dr. John Burdick of Syracuse University in New York. Hey Pookie Toot-Toot, if you really are Dr. John Burdick, there's a song and long lost video which has turned up on You Tube, exposing you out of the closet. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ2X2_ts5Kw

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Liberalmann's Stinkface Fixation Grows

Pookie Toot-Toot's been slobbering lately over the stinkfaces. Pookie Toot-Toot fantasizes of having Rikishi rubbing his buttocks in his fade and passing huge amounts of gas. Stick your tongue out Lester Liberalmann and have a wet lick!

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

TV Land Boobtubes Yank Dukes Of Hazzard Off Their Lineup

All because of the Confederate flag and the General Lee?  Oh My!


Tuesday, June 30, 2015

The Cackling Isn't Over Until...

...the fat Lesbian squeals!  Lorrie Jean and her minions have gone off celbrating with glee with the SCOTUS declaring gay marriage is a right.  We're in for serious trouble, folks!  History shows us that whenever a society embraces vile sexual acts as normal, the society goes down in a flash.  Look at the Greek and Roman empires as a huge example.  They sank when they embraced homosexual acts as normal.

Foster Farms Ad: Barry And Joey Live It Up!

Barry and Joey are living it up!  The latest Foster Farms ad shows them going to an herbalist, looking for a cure to becoming all natural.  Then we see Joey growing feathers and gaffing his mouth off!

Sunday, May 31, 2015

My Condolences To Joey The Talking Chicken Biden

Muh-muh my! Muh-muh my! Mystere and I send our sincerest condolences to Beau Biden's families over their loss. Beau Biden keeled over to brain cancer on Saturday at the young age of 46. Notice how the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? See the pics of his papa Joey, and see how they both smile. Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Rattrapper out!