Friday, January 16, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? MSNBC Is a Big Laughingstock

posted from Bloggeroid

It started with Chrissie Matthews having a man crush on 0bama.

Chrissie Matthews started slobbering publicly.

Chrissie started feeling tingles up his L'eggs, and came out of the closet with it.

An angry "Mr. Ed" started bucking like a horse to help Chrissie get his man love into the White House.
Matthews continued his honeymoon with his man love for a long period.
America started waking up, and got into Chrissie Matthews' head.

They found a micro Peanut size nugget powering the 0bamabot.

As Chrissie Matthews continued his gayness with 0bama, America dropped a bombshell message to 0bama, which fell on 0bama's big deaf ears. Chrissie suffered a bad case of indigestion that night.

With leftist hacks like these, is it really a surprise?
Chrissie's bed buddy Laurence 0'Donnell underwent a lobotomy to cure himself of moonbat syndrome. Sadly, the operation failed, and made things worse.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Je Suis Charlie (I Am Charlie)

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Governor Moonbeam's Crazy Train

Neel Kashkari warned us that Governor Moonbeam would carry out his threat to push his Bullet Train to nowhere if he got reelected. What will Moonbeam do next? Moonbeam has arrogantly said he will be around at the age of 92 to see the rail finished by 2030 and take the first ride on his bullet train to nowhere. Hey mooooooo-n-beam, what happens when the train strikes a bull on the track while speeding through the valley at high speeds?
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Monday, January 5, 2015

Moonbeam Gets Sworn In Again

Leftist Governor Moonbeam is sworn in again to destroy California further. Oh my!

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Thursday, January 1, 2015

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Rattrapper out!

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Kim Jong Un Made Into A Monkey...

Kimi boi, you shouldn't have hacked into Sony's computers. We have the last laugh on you! You see, Sony released the movie and showed it in some form or another. We made a monkey out of you, Kim Jong Un!

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Libtards Hide Facts: Ismaaiyl Brimsley Was A Muslim

Have you noticed the left wing extremists haven't mentioned the fact that one of their own pieces of work was a Muslim? That cop killer Ismaaiyl Brinsly opened his piehole saying he was going to exact revenge after he acknowledged another black muslim, admitting that he was a muslim as well. It's sad that Brinsly won't be getting any muslim virgins for eternity.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Kimi Goes To Hollywood

Yes, Kimi has come to Hollywood through internet hacking. That tubby spoiled kimchi chomping piece of work has manipulated the management and staff at Sony into caving into his demands. To make matters worse, that weakling in the White House, Barry 0dummyhead has added fuel to the fire by opening his choomhole and burping out another one of his empty threats. Dumbo made it even worse when he said he would start opening up to the commie Castro brothers and cave into their demands as well. Way to go, dummyheads!

Thursday, December 18, 2014

And the Darwin Fatwaaaaah goes to...

...The dimwit sheik from down under! Way to go Elmer Fudd!

Monday, December 15, 2014

ISIS Attacks Sydney Australia

 ISIS has gone to the land down under, launching its attack in the famous Lindt Cafe.  An update from the Daily Mail says the cleric has died in a hail of bullets.   Now what was that Fatwah Allah issued?