Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam & Gavin's Stormy New Bureaucracy.

Yes, that dummyhead in Sacramento and his partner in crime have formed another job killing bureaucracy, ready to rob you of profits while stuffing their pockets with your hard earned cash.

Governor Moonbeam and his airheaded troll Gaffing Gavin have hatched the bureau CASQA aka California Stormwater Quality Association.  What is CASQA?  It's a bureaucracy that raids businesses to force them to follow ridiculous and intrusive regulations, designed to force businesses into bankruptcy.  If you're a business that uses chemicals such as WD 40, for example, you will be forced to buy state approved containers in the event the spray can accidentally explodes in your facility, and runs the risk of contaminating the ocean.  It doesn't matter if your business is a repair shop, or if it's a television or radio station.  In other words, YOU'RE SCREWED!  You can be a landscaper working out of your home, for all CASQA cares.  They can raid your home and force you to comply with their money laundering regulations for all they care.

So, what happens when you tell them to screw themselves?  You get tossed into prison, they raid your bank accounts, seize all your assets for pennies on the dollar, sell them off, then they sue your estate for what value they did not get in the sales of your assets.  Now, let's say you file for bankruptcy.  FAT CHANCE that will help you.  They'll just find some way to suck your finances dry and then charge you interest on that as well.

Oh, and here's a real beauty that will make you angry as a beast:  If you are leasing an office space, and they deem it necessary to retrofit it for earthquake protection,  they have a rule where they allow the property owner to charge you 144% the cost to retrofit the building.  Yes, they will allow property owners to make their tenants pay for safety retrofits and make a profit off their backs.

WAY TO GO GOVERNOR MOONBEAM!  YOU JUST SCREWED OVER BUSINESSES AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID IDEAS!

Here are his accomplices who helped screw us over:

John Perez, ex Assembly Speaker, yes, the Dimwit running for State Controller.

Assembly Speaker Toni Atkins, yes the fat cow wearing pink.

And finally, this Dimwit in the State Senate, Darrell Steinberg, the headcheese of the Senate.  Steinberg gives us the finger, while living like a King.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Berkley Moonbeamer Joins The Fart Contest With Email Tax Proposal

You already read Mr. E's post on the email tax proposal from the Berkley moonbat.  So let me take it from here.  Here's another loose cannon ready to damage California even further by proposing another tax on cash strapped people.  Yes Mr. E, what is his kielbasa made of?  What did he season his dill pickles with?  What's stuffed in his cabbage and potatoes?  I hope Moonbeam didn't get wind of this.  The last thing we need is a looney plot to subsidize some postal clowns with fat pensions in their carcasses.

Where's The Thief? Where's The Thief?

As you have all heard, Nancy Pelosi's vacation cave has been raided by another moonbat thief, an opportunist who didn't know he was smuggling goods from a fellow moonbat.  This dud (yes, DUD) got his goose egg cooked when he tried to burglarize others in the neighborhood, and got caught by law enforcement.  The thing that got this dud Kevin back into the the pokey was a watch he helped himself to from Pelosi's hideaway. Kevin Michael Hagan will forever be remembered as the guy who raided Nancy Pelosi's vacation hideaway.