Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Obama's After Halloween Party

(A special thanks to el Sooper (@SooperMexican of Twitter) for giving me permission to use his artwork) http://soopermexican.com

Word is out that B0B0 had a raging Halloween Party at the White House a few days ago.  He went through several costume changes during his gala.  Here was his first costume.

He got hungry soon after and started having serious cravings for dog meat.  So he got his team together to go to his new business hide out from Shelley.

 He went out on a hunt, and captured Adolf Hitler's pet Fluffy.

 

 He made several dishes out of Fluffy, including a frozen dessert for himself.

 Word got out to Hitler that Obama ate his pet Fluffy.

http://youtu.be/nEBN8wOKjMo 

 Adolf hit the roof, when he found out that David Axelrod aided Obama in capturing Fluffy.  He summoned Axelrod and gave him more than an ear full.  Axelrod then broke some shocking news to Hitler.

Obama got his Choom Gang posse to deflect the rage of Hitler:

Chrissi "Tingleleggs" Matthews

 Obama bribed him with another thrill up his scrotum.

Joey Big Bird Biden

Rachel Madcow

Jesse The Nut Chopper Jackson

 And last but not least, Shelley was not amused over his mutt hunting.

 His mutt Bo sent word to Mitt Romney that 0bama wanted to eat his dog Seamus.

 Mitt sent 0bama a message to stop him from eating Seamus.

Mitt rounded up 0bama's posse, and made Donkey burgers out of them.

 Chrissi Matthews saw Romney mince 0bama's posse, and suffered constipation that night.

Joey Big Bird Biden started flapping his wings and let out another gaffe caw to Paul Ryan.

 So when you get out and vote, remember this:

 Pimp Daddy's going to get fired on November 6 2012.

 

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Libturds On Twitter

Oh boy!  I just came across some 

wacky liberal on Twitter and I just had 

to pull these Tweets and post them.

I shook my head when I read these

goofball gaffes.  Just saying!  Some

of the craziest things liberals say on 

Twitter!  OH MY!

Tim aka SupermanHotMale

If you have ever worried about your mom seeing yur d!<%... this is a fate worse than death..

Uh, perhaps getting an accidental Bobbit Job

from your zipper is worse than the humiliation?

Only Moms can get d!<%$ out of zippers... I learned this...

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Wanna know the worst thing about getting your d!<% caught in your zipper? asking your mom to get it out... YES ...Oh God...

Oh God?  Since when did you start believing in

God, Superboi?  And no, I don't want to know the

worst thing about nearly giving yourself a zipper

Bobbit job.

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Ok, settle down Superman.... ok....

Okay?  Okay??

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19mTim aka SupermanHotMale

 I'm f***king telling you dude.. PAIN....

Well, duh!  After all, you nearly gave yourelf a 

zipper Bobbit job...and you didn't have a Novacain 

shot.

Now why do libbies talk about their

sad little lives on Twitter?  Is this their

way of confessing their sins?

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Gavin Newsom's Magic Car

Gavin Newsom has been blowing his hot gas all over Twitter, gloating and cawing that the U.S. Senate did the greatest thing by voting to reject the GOP Plan for drilling for oil. Where is he? Is this guy functioning with a working brain? What planet is he from? Oh wait, I know: Planet Of The Moonbats! While he thinks gay men can have babies by sodomizing each other...after all, we came from dust he reasons, he thinks the gas genie magically fills his tank when it goes on empty! Has he seen the price of gas across the nation? It's over $4.50 per gallon or higher in some states, and he says by not drilling, we're much better off?

Gavin, you haven't answered mystere's twitter question he asked you: Does your gas tank magically create gasoline when it gets low in the tank? Why haven't you replied to mystere? Was it another one of your gaffes you posted on Twitter again? You seem to put your foot in your mouth often? Does it taste good Gavin? You and Joey Biden have something in common: You both tend to gaffe alot! Are you both gaffe chickens from the same family line?