Sunday, May 31, 2015

My Condolences To Joey The Talking Chicken Biden

Muh-muh my! Muh-muh my! Mystere and I send our sincerest condolences to Beau Biden's families over their loss. Beau Biden keeled over to brain cancer on Saturday at the young age of 46. Notice how the apple doesn't fall far from the tree? See the pics of his papa Joey, and see how they both smile. Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Rattrapper out!

Monday, May 25, 2015

Another Flushing Of $tupid...

You just can't fix stupid! Moonbeam let the Feds flush thousands of gallons of water to save another smelt fish again! You dumb ape! Why didn't you stand up to 0bama & his thugs?

Speak up, moonbeam, and stop being an ©$$clown!

Friday, May 22, 2015

Another Mama Bear Parents Her Unruly Brat!

Way to go, mama bear!

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Monday, May 18, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Loretta Sanchez Blooperz...

This is getting juicier by the second! Come on Loretta, do your Ace Ventura impersonation again for us! Ready? Come on Loretta! Do it again!

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Saturday, May 16, 2015

Liberals Host State Convention In Anaheim

Moonbats are meeting in the Conservative territory of Anaheim to plan more damage to California. Out of state kooks and loons have dragged their carcasses over to destroy what was once beautiful.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Jong Un Kim Poisons His Aunt Kyong-hui

MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! Little Kimi boy has some screws loose. He has whacked off a huge number of people in his government posts and his family over a massive temper tantrum. Sadly, his ego is even bigger than his big fat pot belly. One of his defectors who calls himself Mr. Park has said that little Kimi boy has poisoned his paternal aunt Kyong-hui over her mourning the death of her husband at the hands of Little Kimi boy.

Hey dummyhead, did your stash of Kimchi give you plenty of gas? Did you bend over in public and embarass yourself by ripping a loud and stinky whopper, little Kimi?

Remember, your auntie probably changed some of your diapers when you were a little boy. Beware little Kimi. One of your brothers will give you the big stinkface, and take you out when you least expect it Fatboi! MUH MUH MY! MUH MUH MY! Rattrapper Out!

Monday, May 11, 2015

Moonbeam Leaves Us Thirsty And Dry

Moonbeam's Accomplice Leaves Us Hanging Out To Dry

Let's not forget that Moonbeam's accomplice BLIMPIE Boxer flushed down millions of gallons of precious water to the Sacramento delta to save a smelt fish, leaving a huge number of farmers hanging out to dry with their crops dehydrated and destroyed.

Moonbeam's handlers are left dumbfounded with nothing to spoonfeed him.

Tell Moonbeam and his drunken little sidekick to stop monkeying around and do the right thing.

Monday, May 4, 2015

Is Toya Graham "White America's Hero?"

Liberals have gone moonbat crazy over seeing a single black mom taking charge to nip a problem in the bud. Toya Graham derailed their KooKoo gravy train when she went to the protest and smacked her boy on camera. Mama bear mauled their code by going after her cub and knocking some sense into him. The heads at Huffington Post and Salon blew up and gushed as if a lit M80 went down the drain and blew up. Their swamp gas exploded and now they're desperate to wipe the sewage off their faces.

Oops, when the fuse got lit, the explosion went off with a big bang!

When all else fails, liberals play the "racist whitey" card!

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Whaaaaaaaaat????

I know nobody will read my status but sometimes, when I'm bored, I get wrapped up in a sleeping bag and lather butter all over myself and slide around the kitchen floor pretending I'm a slug.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Power Hungry Moonbeam & The Drought...

Moonbeam, you and Gavin did hear what the courts said, didn't you? So what are you going to do now Moonbeam?

My my! You keep issuing that FATWA over and over!

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