Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year


Happy New Years Folks!  It's now the Year Of The Tiger (No, not Tiger Woods!).  I hope you all prosper and get off to a great start!

Obama Gets A Whooper!

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old
lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is
the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel,
Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark,
and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She
tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.


George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
Obama again.............................



Thanks to "The Watcher" for forwarding this email to me!

“Simon Sez this about that” » Blog Archive » BHO, Cartoons for Conservatives…

“Simon Sez this about that” » Blog Archive » BHO, Cartoons for Conservatives…

Newsmax - CIA: We Didn't Fail to Stop Airline Bomber

Newsmax - CIA: We Didn't Fail to Stop Airline Bomber

Here is more proof that Security knew about this Nigerian nutjob, but decided to sit on their @$$#$ to appease the Osama Bin Laden lovers!  And this fool Napolitano still heads up Homeland Security?  What do you have to say about this, Janet?


Figures!

 

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Obama Isn't Weak on Terrorists, But He Is Weaker - Peter Roff (usnews.com)


Obama Isn't Weak on Terrorists, But He Is Weaker - Peter Roff (usnews.com)

And Nappy thinks she's doing the best job possible in Homeland Security, while some moonbat tries to blow himself up on a plane!  Nappy, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!

Santa Ana brings back red-light camera fines

Santa Ana brings back red-light camera fines

One big question remains about Santa Ana's Red Light Camera program:  How does it feel to rip off motorists by having short yellow lights on the left and right turn arrow lights?  Why are the yellows on the turn lights barely 3 seconds in zones that are posted for 45 mph?


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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

RIP BRITTANY MURPHY

REST IN PEACE BRITTANY MURPHY!  WE WILL SEE YOU IN HEAVEN WHEN OUR TIMES COME!  YOU BROUGHT US JOY IN ALL YOU DID IN THE ENTERTAINMENT FIELD, AND WE WILL MISS YOU DEARLY!  THIS IS OUR FAVORITE PART:  KING OF THE HILL'S LUANNE.



FROM MYSTERE AND THE RATTRAPPER.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Share 'Merry Christmas America - Senate Passes Healthcare 60-39' - TCUnation



Share 'Merry Christmas America - Senate Passes Healthcare 60-39' - TCUnation

Senator Reid, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Let me borrow a line from AC/DC:  DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Obama The Messiah


How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a pastor's
wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is
brilliant.
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And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their
will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that
person known as "The One."


He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He
hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack
of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my
association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you
with hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the
land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation,
and that all he has built must be destroyed. And the people rejoiced,
for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised
that it was good; and they believed. And "The One" said " We live in
the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"


Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the
people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And
the people said, "Show us the money!" And then he said, "
redistribution of wealth is good for everybody."


And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me? You're going to
steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One"
ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was
banished from the kingdom!


Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and
having zero military experience or knowledge, how will we deal with
radical terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with
them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they
will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!" And the people
said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons
into free cars for the people!"


Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." And one,
lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One"
said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell
your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market
collapsed. And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care
for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every
person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the
clinics." And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"


Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is
dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part
about higher electric rates.." So "The One" said, Not to worry. If
your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's
grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches,
free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..." And
the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!


And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and
ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others
simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto
a rock dropped from a cliff..
The bank banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a
crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.


Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah - and I'm here
to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have
enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a
minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have
to pay more... And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is
unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic
programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and
a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"


And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea
verily, it was too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon
him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation
was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or
shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as like
unto a poison that had destroyed then and like a whirlwind that
consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
"give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too
late, and their homeland was no more.


You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not.
It's happening RIGHT NOW




THIS really tells it like it is. After reading it -- and before you go into the bathroom to throw-up -- forward it to your friends and those you know who care about our country and what is happening to it under the rule of Commissar Obamanation.

P.S. -- Yeah, this is too true to be funny. Tragic, but not funny; tragic but true

Sunday, December 13, 2009

FOX REALITY SHOWS WE REALLY NEED!








The judges of the new reality show "American Idiot" - Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid.




"So You Think You're A Dunce?" Judges - Steny Hoyer, Barbara Boxer & Joey the Gaffer Biden.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

That Great Time Of The Year Again: Christmas!

As I sit back behind the computer, I think about all the things that have gone on over the year.  Even though I may make some critical wisecracks on this site, I think about all the good things that God Almighty has given us.  We all have the freedom to say what we want, and have opportunities to pursue the greatest things that we can dream of!   Those of us who live in the United States Of America can keep on dreaming big dreams, and find ways to pursue those dreams.  We have the opportunity and freedom to worship as we see fit without being persecuted by the government.

We get these kinds of opportunities at a price:  our soldiers who fight to keep our freedom, and even more than our soldiers' efforts:  the blood of Jesus Christ that was shed on that tree in Calvary.  That's right!  God sent his only son Jesus to die for all the wrong things we have done (Sins).

God has given us the ultimate gift of life through His Son, and that terrifies the devil.  As I write this, Satan shivers, and plans to do everything in his own power to harm me and everyone else who reads this and believes what I am writing!  Yet, I'm not afraid of anything that Satan flings into my path.  God is much stronger, and will not allow anything that I can't handle to come my way.

Now I realize that I am not the perfect soul, but who is?  There is not one soul that will ever be perfect, and yes, I can be quite outspoken.  Yet, I have no plans to hold back a thing, for the good of you, the reader!  The truth about this time of year is this:  Had Jesus never come to this earth, we would not have this holiday to celebrate!  These folks who try to be politically correct (and try to force it upon all of us) have missed out and robbed themselves of something that is valuable.  I hope you will all take the time out to wish someone a Merry Christmas, and think about the ultimate gift God has given us:  Life after Death in Heaven.  The consequences of not asking Jesus to forgive you are eternal and regretful:  the everlasting Fire In HELL with Satan and his angels.  And yes, Jesus spoke about these things when he lived as a man on earth.

If you want the gift of Life after Death with God in Heaven, here is a prayer that you can say to God:  "God, have mercy on me, a sinner.  I want to be forgiven for all the wrong things I've done in my life, and change from this day on.  Please forgive me; I believe your Son Jesus died for me!  I know that you now have a place for me in heaven, when my time comes.  Thank you for giving me your gift of eternal life."

Merry Christmas my friend!  When each of our times come, I hope to see you in heaven!

"Coal or Candy for Obama's Stocking? Vote Now..." - Patriot Update


"Coal or Candy for Obama's Stocking? Vote Now..." - Patriot Update

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Obama Snubs in Oslo Anger Norwegians



http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-12-09/obamas-oslo-snub/?cmpid=p_yahoo

OH JAH OBAMA...SNUB DAH KING...JAH!

Way to go Mr. Obama!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009