Sunday, December 31, 2017

Crazy Month

This month has been a bit crazy for me.  During this month, I witnessed 2 auto accidents happening in front of me. The first one was a young lady suddenly hitting the gas while stopped at a red light, t-boning a car.  The second one happened this morning around 1 AM when a young lady tried to pull over when she saw several ambulances approaching q
she pulled over, she rammed into parked vehicle which then hit another vehicle in front of it.  Fortunately, in both incidents, no one suffered injuries. 

Life is precious, my readers.  Stay safe during this holiday season.  Happy New Year!

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Friday, December 22, 2017

Dervish Sanders Just Topped The Naughty List

Dervish has topped the naughty list.  He beat out his buttboi Pookie Toot Toot.  Unbelievable!  Pookie Toot Toot usually manages to be the top stinker, but this year, Dervish outdid him at the last minute.  Santa Claus is trying to get out of the chimney after Dervish stank up his home with the big daddy of a blog Rikishi stinkface.  Blog Rikishi gave Dervish's flea ridden mutt some much needed relief, blasting the fleas out of her fur, then giving her a flea treatment bath.  Dervish's mutt has been safely returned home, clean and free of fleas.  It's hard to believe Dervish the blog troll has beaten Pookie Toot Toot this year.  On the other hand, Pookie Toot Toot's been running away from other bloggers after posting vile retorts on their blogs.  He's been occupied, looking over his shoulders, knowing others are after him.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Net Neutering Ended By Donald Trump

span style="font-size: x-large;">From the archives of Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club: "Barack 0bama's Net Neutrality Blunder"
Okay, this really beats the cake!  Now that the FCC has decided to stick its nose into the internet, it has declared itself the "Big Brother" of the internet!  While it will censor anything that is conservative, it will let liberal things off with a pass! Well, the President can pass his gas now! And more blasts from the past: Donald Trump nixed 0bama's net neutering program.

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Nancy Pelosi Gets Owned By Kate Steinle's Mother Part 1

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Fake Pochahontas Throws A Liberal Temper Tantrum H/T to Terry at Hardnox & Friends and mystere for the heads up. Do you want to see Warthog's head explode in a temper tantrum? Click on the link and see the show. Pass the popcorn please. Comments are disabled here, so go to Terry's post at Hardnox & Friends to comment.

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Al Franken's Dirty Deed Done Dirt Cheap

Horsass al-Franken has a storm brewing in his Senate career. While Horsass has publicly given fake apologies, he has not publicly apologized to his alcoholic wife Whorsass al-Fanni Bryson.

Women continue to come out and file complaints against Horsass, especially women who got groped after he became a Democrat U.S. Senator for Minnesota. Horsass al-Franken's fake apologies will not roll over well for his political career.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Nancy Pelosi's Latest Big Whopper

Nancy Pelosi has cooked up another huge whopper to fend off sexual harassment charges striking down a number of her Democrat allies. With her puppet Horsass al-Franken sinking in the Senate and her latest butt boy John Conyers getting caught, Nasty Nancy has claimed that since she has 4 daughters, she takes charges of sexual harassment seriously. There is a half truth to what she claims: she takes sexual harassment charges seriously only if the accused is a Republican. Nasty Nancy, your days are numbered!

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

California Governor Baldy Moonbeam Loots Voters' Wallets

Governor Moonbeam has gone out on another looting binge. Moonbeam and his liberal goons have raised vehicle license fees, gasoline taxes and a host of other things without the consent of voters. Moonbeam, the State Assembly and State Senate continue to collude with each other as they devise schemes to loot and rob Californians to pay off their bribes.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Funny Liberal Photos

Mystere, Rattrapper and I have procured some wacky photos of our blog enemies on various social media, and are willing to share them with you conservatives. We found them on Blogger, Wordpress, Typepad, Twitter, Snapchat and other social media. The fruitcake pouring chocolate syrup on himself likes to pose vial retorts and calls himself Rosie. A paparazzi caught this photo of a street sweeper with 0bama's face and shared it on social media. 2 blog enemies of conservative blogs have gotten punked with Photoshop Pictures. There will be more to come, so please stop on by and dig in. Payback can be quite sweet!

Friday, August 18, 2017

Take This Statue Down!

Special thanks to Lisa of Who's Your Daddy for the h/t.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

In Memory Of Liberal Blogger Jersey McJones Jersey McJones was a liberal blogger I interacted with on several conservative sites over the years. He was not a left wing extremist blogger. He leaned left and was open to listening to others. Preston, I hope you asked Jesus Christ into your life at the end. I trust you did. Make sure you go to the link and read Lisa's blog, Jersey also had a blog of his own: Please honor Jersey, as his widow and family are mourning. We at mystere's moonbat slayer club, rattrapper's my fox trappings and donkey's revenge honor you, Jersey McJones! By the way, on a side note, I have problems replying back on Disqus. The Disqus techs made it impossible to reply via older Android phones. You need to use Internet Explorer 11, Firefox, Google Chrome or Safari to reply on Disqus.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

MOONBAT ALERT! Queer Frisco State Senator's Booze Bill SB384 PASSES

STAY OFF THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISO, MOONBAT SLAYERS! This braindead Queer Dingbat Scotty Wiener has opened another moonbat pandora's box. Wiener has poked us from behind by pushing for a more liberal boozing law, allowing booze to be sold until 4 AM. The old law stops places from selling booze at 2 AM, but now the new law will allow liberal communities to decide if they want to allow places to sell booze up to 4 AM and endanger those who are on their way to work by 6 AM. THAT WAS REAL BRIGHT OF YOU SCOTTY!

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Queer Assemblyman's Cow Fart Control Bill Passes

Duckys Here Wants A Blog Rikishi Stinkface

Ducky's here has gotten quite unruly on a number of conservative blogs. It seems that Quackobyrd is longing for a Blog Rikishi Stinkface. Blog Rikishi feels an itch that needs to be scratched. Blog Rikishi also feels plenty of gas building up, ready to be released at a moment's notice. Quackobyrd gets high on sniffing flatulence and swamp gas. Update: Quackobyrd has stolen an identity off Facebook: Victor Schenke. Back to the original blog: Quackobyrd, if you're reading this, Blog Rikishi has a message for you:

New James Comey Ad To Air

Get a large bowl of popcorn out. The smackdown is about to rumble. NOM NOM NOM NOM! I'm roaring with laughter!

Friday, June 2, 2017

In Honor Of National Doughnut Day

Captain Underpants Characters

Oh looky! Dervish Sandbaggerz has come out! Who else is going to expose himself? Come out, come out where ever you are!

Hey look! Pookie Toot Toot is begging for a nuclear blast from Blog Rikishi! Nursie Poo Poo brought his "wife" and their spawned grand offspring. They brought some stink treats to Quackobyrd to gulp down his beak.
I smell rotting pig slop. Shenehneh from Boston Piggy's dragging her carcass over here too.
Oh looky looky! They're getting ready to prance around in a pride parade!