Friday, August 18, 2017

Take This Statue Down!

Special thanks to Lisa of Who's Your Daddy for the h/t.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

In Memory Of Liberal Blogger Jersey McJones Jersey McJones was a liberal blogger I interacted with on several conservative sites over the years. He was not a left wing extremist blogger. He leaned left and was open to listening to others. Preston, I hope you asked Jesus Christ into your life at the end. I trust you did. Make sure you go to the link and read Lisa's blog, Jersey also had a blog of his own: Please honor Jersey, as his widow and family are mourning. We at mystere's moonbat slayer club, rattrapper's my fox trappings and donkey's revenge honor you, Jersey McJones! By the way, on a side note, I have problems replying back on Disqus. The Disqus techs made it impossible to reply via older Android phones. You need to use Internet Explorer 11, Firefox, Google Chrome or Safari to reply on Disqus.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

MOONBAT ALERT! Queer Frisco State Senator's Booze Bill SB384 PASSES

STAY OFF THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISO, MOONBAT SLAYERS! This braindead Queer Dingbat Scotty Wiener has opened another moonbat pandora's box. Wiener has poked us from behind by pushing for a more liberal boozing law, allowing booze to be sold until 4 AM. The old law stops places from selling booze at 2 AM, but now the new law will allow liberal communities to decide if they want to allow places to sell booze up to 4 AM and endanger those who are on their way to work by 6 AM. THAT WAS REAL BRIGHT OF YOU SCOTTY!

Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Queer Assemblyman's Cow Fart Control Bill Passes

Duckys Here Wants A Blog Rikishi Stinkface

Ducky's here has gotten quite unruly on a number of conservative blogs. It seems that Quackobyrd is longing for a Blog Rikishi Stinkface. Blog Rikishi feels an itch that needs to be scratched. Blog Rikishi also feels plenty of gas building up, ready to be released at a moment's notice. Quackobyrd gets high on sniffing flatulence and swamp gas. Update: Quackobyrd has stolen an identity off Facebook: Victor Schenke. Back to the original blog: Quackobyrd, if you're reading this, Blog Rikishi has a message for you:

New James Comey Ad To Air

Get a large bowl of popcorn out. The smackdown is about to rumble. NOM NOM NOM NOM! I'm roaring with laughter!

Friday, June 2, 2017

In Honor Of National Doughnut Day

Captain Underpants Characters

Oh looky! Dervish Sandbaggerz has come out! Who else is going to expose himself? Come out, come out where ever you are!

Hey look! Pookie Toot Toot is begging for a nuclear blast from Blog Rikishi! Nursie Poo Poo brought his "wife" and their spawned grand offspring. They brought some stink treats to Quackobyrd to gulp down his beak.
I smell rotting pig slop. Shenehneh from Boston Piggy's dragging her carcass over here too.
Oh looky looky! They're getting ready to prance around in a pride parade!

Dingbat Assemblyman Kansen Chu's Bill Barely Passes

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Funny Goodies

@myfoxmystere @AmyMek

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

LAUSD Schoolboard Race: Liberal & Liberaler

It's Moonbeambot vs 0bamabot.  Zimmer is backed by the establishment liberals.  Melvoin is backed by outsiders and RINO Dick Riorand.  Pass the popcorn, please!

Friday, May 12, 2017

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Comey Fired: Liberals Flopping All Over The Place…

Keep it up liberals!  Pass the popcorn, please!

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Moonbeam's Pay Day Is Coming

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Remember 0bama's First Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, Liberals?

Before you squeal another peep to fire Sean Spicer, don't forget what you clowns let Blobby Bobby Gibbs get away with for 3 years!

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Rest In Peace James Geils! Angel In Blue

THE J. GEILS BAND - 1981 - "Angel In Blue" - (2015 Video Sync) - YouTube
James Geils has been found dead in his apartment back east. He was 71 years old. This is the third single from the album "Freeze Frame" which came out in October 1981. We at Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club salute you, James Geils! You and the whole band were the sountrack to many of us during our teen years. Angel In Blue was an underrated song. It deserves to be featured here. The screencap is a picture of Peter Wolf from the video. On the back cover of Freeze Frame, J. Geils is the man with the aviator sunglasses. On the front cover, there's a picture that says Mr. E. That was my inspiration for my nickname.