Saturday, December 31, 2016

Moonbeam's NAMBLA Butt Buddies Have Poked Us In The Behinds!

California Democrats legalize child prostitution | Washington Examiner The spawns of Satan have passed another bill that protects sick perverts who molest and sell children. Moonbeam seems to love passing bills that aid and abet NAMBLA and other left wing extremists.

Friday, December 30, 2016

0bama's Pipe Dream…

Be Careful What You Ask For Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen Sends Tweet Wishing For Donald Trump's Death - Christine Rousselle Be very careful about what you ask for, Charlie. God might give you more than you bargained for. God might take your life instead of Donald Trump's.

Monday, December 26, 2016

What?? No Reddi Wip??? What Happened? The grinch struck Reddi-Wip's sales down this season.  We have a shortage of nitrous oxide because there was a deadly explosion a few months back at Airgas, the company that supplies nitrous oxide to the contracting companies that make Reddi-Wip and other store brand whipping creams in a can.  Airgas also supplies nitrous oxide to medical supply companies, and has prioritized supplying nitrous oxide to medical companies.  We know Hillary could use some laughing gas after getting a political beating from We The People.  But we need to recruit some heros to stop the grinch who struck Reddi-Wip!


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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Liberals Go Stir Crazy Over Kanye West Visiting Donald Trump

Poor libtards!  They're still smarting over the political spanking from last month.  They can't get over the fact that Kanye West has paid a visit to Donald Trump.  Kanye West may have stressed out over a busy concert schedule, but so what?  He paid a visit to see Donald Trump.  Big deal, libtards!  Get over it!  He's been friends with Trump for a while, long before Trump ran for President!

Monday, December 12, 2016

Is Joey The Talking Chicken Running For President In 2020

Some Thoughts From Mystere's Noggins

After the November 8th Presidential election, many liberals have been having mental meltdowns on Social Media pages such as Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, MySpace (yes, that old site) SnapChat and a number of other blog sites. Some of these liberals are acting like a bunch of babies, blocking traffic, endangering lives, and falsely accusing the Russians of tampering with the election. These fools have been sold a lie from the DNC. That lie reminds me of a type told by used car salesmen.

The Chevrolet LUV was made by Isuzu for GM back in the 70s through the early 80s. It was sold as a Chevrolet when it was really an Isuzu badge engineered as a GM truck. It was perfectly legal and not a lie, since people knew it was a Japanese import. Now let's look at a hypothetical situation with this red car.
Imagine if some used car salesman at a used car dealer were to put a Cadillac badge onto this Yugo, and tried to sell it as a used Cadillac to some unsuspecting buyer. That would be a huge whopper, and a reason to put some clown into jail. The Democrats pulled off such a feat with their politics, giving the public bad and dishonest "deals" that turned out to be disasters. The public had enough, and told the DNC to screw themselves by voting for Trump. Now get over it libtards and quit wetting your pants! By the way, I have a used 2016 Compact Red Cadillac for sale real cheap. Isn't that Caddy a real beauty?

Awwwwwwwwwwwe! Poor Dhimmicrats!

Sunday, November 27, 2016

"I Wanna Recount! I Wanna Recount! I Wanna Recount! HYAH GYAH GYAH GYAH, GYAH GYAH GYAH!"

Please stop, Jill! Don't play the game, hoping Hillary will steal the election and give you some loot for your temper tantrums. Hillary is not your friend. She isn't going to upright your gravy train. You're going to be played for a bigger fool when she pretends to team up with you and yanks the carpet from under you. You'll stumble and fall with her, because she won't be able to carpetbag her way into the White House. Your whining sounds like a screech from the late Dr. Gene Scott's old parishoners who threw a bunch of hissyfits when he asked them for much needed funds to stay on TV & radio in the early 80s. He once wrote a song and mocked them on the air: "HYAH GYAH GYAH GYAH, GYAH GYAH GYAH!" Believe me, it was hysterical! I only heard him sing it once, but it never left my mind. Get out of the clown suit! Mystere, Rattrapper and I are begging you to use any common sense you have, and stop the clown parade!

Fidel Castro Has Croaked

Bad news for liberals!  Fidel Castro has croaked.

Are you done freaking out?

Friday, November 18, 2016

Are You Finished Yet, Liberals?

Are you done, Liberals? Have you stopped throwing your infantile temper tantrums? Have you grown up and started acting like adults?