Thursday, December 23, 2010

Barack Obama's Net Neutrality Blunder

Okay, this really beats the cake!  Now that the FCC has decided to stick its nose into the internet, it has declared itself the "Big Brother" of the internet!  While it will censor anything that is conservative, it will let liberal things off with a pass!

Well, the President can pass his gas now!

Max Klinger, You Can Come Out Of The Closet Now!

So Barry 0bama has decided that "Don't Ask Don't Tell" should be repealed!  As 0bama gloats with glee over the repeal, the military now must deal with GLAAD, NAMBLA, GLSEN, and a host of other clowns who want homos to openly display themselves in the military!

Sorry guys, but this is a bad move!  Our troops now need to be concerned if one of their own is going to make a pass on one of the straight guys?  What's wrong with this picture?  Another thing:  if one of the men decides that he is really a woman, and should be allowed in the women's facilities, what's going to happen to those women who are taking a shower or dump?

There are serious consequences to this decision, far more serious than the scenarios which I mentioned here.  I cannot write all the scenarios down, but this is one huge blunder that 0bama and his mule clowns have dumped onto our troops!   

Monday, December 13, 2010

GOPUSA » The Loft » Tales of the Bizarre: Obama Bails on Press Conference

GOPUSA » The Loft » Tales of the Bizarre: Obama Bails on Press Conference

"Hello 0'booboo! Let's say we have a tax 'em an' cheat 'em party! But Willy, the teleprompter's gonna blow up on us! That's okay 0'booboo! I've got my slick yogis here!

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Patriotic Pledge Of Allegiance - Reprise

I pledge Allegiance to the Flag of The United States Of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: ONE NATION UNDER GOD, Indivisible with liberty and justice FOR ALL!!!!

I pledge
NO ALLEGIANCE to the stands of the MOONBATS in Amerika, and to the injustices which they love, our nation sent to Hell, unthinkable with libertards and intolerance gone wild!!!!!!

Monday, December 6, 2010

Hold the Brownies! Obama Set to Sign Bill Limiting School Bake Sales | The Blaze

Hold the Brownies! Obama Set to Sign Bill Limiting School Bake Sales | The Blaze

Okay, who laced 0bama's brownies with ExLax?  Obviously the guy must be ticked off enough to want to push for federal regulations on school fundraisers.  Hey, there's a picture of 0bama suffering from eating a laced brownie after dealing with a Wikileak:

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Another 10 years of moonbattery for California

Am I the only one who is wondering what's wrong with these pictures? What happened in California? What for the life of me went wrong? What went wrong in the nation as well? Now that the dust has settled, I am back to thinking about what to say next.
Who let this old windbag get back into office for another 6 years? Doesn't anyone in California care that she wasted 28 years in the political offices as a Rep and Senator? Did you know that this windbag was one of the dummies who could only stare at the TV, when the 9/11 terrorist attacks were going on in New York City? Old Blimpie had no clue on what to do when al-qaeda struck the Twin Towers on that fateful infamous day.
And what is wrong in the nation? The fruitkooks in Taxachumpsetts re-elected this old homo brothel keeper back for another term! They re-elected the Grand Marshall of the Fruitcake Brigade for another term of shameless bank overdrafts. Just remember that Mr. Loopyfruits poked his "business" into the Fannie and Freddie before the crash and bailouts occurred in 2008, then he acted as if he didn't have any blood on his hands!
And what's wrong with 0bama's big ears? Didn't he hear what the people wanted? Is he so deaf that he thinks we want to pay more taxes? Or did the Speaker blow out all his senses along with his eardrums?

Yes, this is what the Emperor will be saying, when the loons attack the United States again!

Rattrapper out!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Jerry Brown's Long Lost Twins

I see a family reunion here! Muh-muh my! Muh-muh my!

Democrats Blowing a Smoke Screen to Hide Behind?

It is I, Rattrapper!

I have a
serious question here: Do you think the Democrats have blown up a smoke screen to hide behind? Are Babs and Moonbeam sending out smoke to hide their 68 combined years of political failures? These 2 libturds had many years to shape up and represent the legal residents of California; yet both of them have managed to drive out businesses from the state, and have left California bankrupt. They both face tough opponents: Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman. Both women became CEOs of successful businesses: Hewlett-Packard and E-Bay. Boxer and Brown have been failing career politicians for a combined 68 years (Brown - 40, Boxer - 28), and have left California and the United States in debt.

I'm sure you're wondering what the smoke screen is: It's Proposition 19! The liberal campaign clowns have brought it out to create a diversion from the issues, and to hopefully keep some from voti
ng for the Republican candidates. I must say something now to the Democrats: Your plan's going to backfire! Do you moonbats think that the people of California are so stupid? Those who are registered Republicans can see through the smoke screen, and a number of Democrats who are fed up with the dumbo tripe you moonbats keep feeding them are ready to fight back!

Hey! They say pictures
are worth 1,000 words, so here's a picture for you:

Rattrapper out!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Nisar Ahmed: The first teacher banned for life for being useless | Mail Online

Here is something that California could learn from the British:  DUMP A DOPE from the payroll!  When you read the article from the provided link, you will see that this guy got fired for being a dope!  This is something that California teachers fear, if Meg Whitman gets voted into office.  With Jerry Brown, the dopes will have job security!  So let this be a reminder to go after the dopes, and give them a pinky booty!
Nisar Ahmed: The first teacher banned for life for being useless | Mail Online

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Liberals Fire Juan Williams, Stage Hand at Obama Rally, and Other Big Blunders


This week has been a big fat blunder for left wing extremist liberals.  It seems that they keep setting themselves up for embarassment this past week.Laughing

First, let's look at Nazi Poop Radio aka NPR and the flap they raised by firing Juan Williams for being honest about how he felt while being around garbed Muslims on a plane.  All Juan was saying is that he worries more when they display their Muslim beliefs over being patriotic or loyal to America.  Those clowns spewed their hatred for truth by firing Williams.  Williams is a liberal in many areas, yet the NPR goons will kick out one of their own, when he dares to be honest!  Well ha ha NPR...Juan got a great deal from Fox News for being honest:  a great paying contract from the private sector!
Now let's look at blunder #2:  IATSE fires a stage hand for wearing a Bush Hat and Sweatshirt at an 0bama rally!  Now what's going on?  Are these clowns paranoid, thinking someone conservative is spying on them?  This stage hand has a son who is serving on the USS George H.W. Bush, and he wore that hat and shirt to support his son!  Yes, his son is one of our soldiers, and the libturds apparently hate patriots who dare to wear anything that has the Bush name on it!  The donkeys have just opened themselves up for a discrimination lawsuit!  And to make it worse for the Democrats, it makes them look even more intolerant!  While Democratic liberals preach tolerance, they refuse to practice what they preach!
Oh, and when they wounded themselves earlier with the next thing I must report, the liberals keep blowing themselves up.  Now what's #3?
Okay, here's humiliating blunder number 3:  Gubernatorial Candidate Jerry's Brown's liberal thug lawyer Gloria Allred brings out a lawsuit against GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Meg Whitman from a housekeeper who allegedly is an illegal from Mexico.  While Allred tries to drop a bombshell in the California gubernatorial race to re-elect a failed past Democrat Governor, she does it at a time which arouses suspicion among many voters.  The case is full of holes, which show that Whitman could not legally fire the worker without risking being sued for illegally firing a worker, and it came at a time when Jerry was losing ground to Meg Whitman.  As the fiasco started playing out, someone in Brown's camp exploded another political bomb, which is blunder #4.
Blunder Number 4 will be one of the most crude blunders of all time:  someone in Brown's camp called Meg Whitman a WHORE!  Yes, I will dare print this out!  One of the lowest below the belt blows!  And did Brown sincerely apologize to Whitman for that?  NO HE DIDN'T!  This old bag has no manners, and lets his worker get away with it....the issue has not gone away on the West Coast, and it can backfire against the Liberal candidate.
Blunder #5:  Barney Frank keeps accepting bailout money from the banks he personally screwed up, then tries to hide that fact when Sean Bielat presents the proof in the campaigns.  Yes, your candidate for Congress keeps opening his flapper, and continues on telling bald faced lies to cover his carcass!
And to end this crazy list of blunders, I'll give you all a 2 for one going on in California and Minnesota:  2 liberal candidates use profanity in their campaigns...another all time low:  In Minnesota, Democratic Congressional Candidate Taryll Clark uses the S-bomb in her attacks against Michelle Bachman, while in California, Democratic State Treasurer Candidate Bill Lockyer uses the same S-bomb in an attempt to paint himself as someone who tries to reach across the aisle, when in reality, he has repeatedly blocked votes, and created a huge mess.   Call this blunder number 6!
Just remember, if you don't vote, it's likely you just might not be happy with what comes your way!
Get out and vote!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Boxer and Reid Have IQ Of Erasers


Barbara Boxer approved code pink trip to fallujah to donate $600000 to extremists to murder us soldiers

Gateway Pundit  

See the Gateway Pundit link?  Click onto it for the story, and see what this tool continues to do to us.  And she runs a bunch of lies against Carly Fiorina!  Boxer, Pelosi, Dingy Harry Reid and Moonbeam Jerry Brown need to all retire!