Thursday, April 30, 2015

Uh Oh...Don't Anger "Mama Bear" By Protesting

Don't mess around with "Mama Bear" watching you! I tip my hat to Toya Graham for smacking her gangsta son in public after he participated in the Baltimore riot. "Mama Bear" Toya became livid when she caught her son throwing bottles at police officers. As the thug cowered in sheer terror, Mama Bear gave him a smackdown that has gone ferociously viral. Mama Bear, KUDOS to you!

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Bush SPANKS 0bama!

It was coming. You can only blame your predecessor for so long before he strikes back, 0bama!

Monday, April 27, 2015

Who Will Hildebeest Choose For Veep?

This is the only sure way Hildebeest can retain the votes of the moonbats and win:

The nightmare is about to continue folks!

Saturday, April 25, 2015

The Bird That Flew Into Howie's KooKoo Nest...

Uh Howie, Mornie Joe had his coffee! He's wide awake, and saw what you and your clowns did.

Hurry Up Commiecast! PULL THE PLUG!

WHAT'S THIS?????????? Commiecast might yank the plug on MSNBC????? Oh my! Just how did this happen?

Oh my! Please don't say this! Really now? These 4 are to blame???? Oh Please! Please say that's not true! Why these are 4 of the most honest patriotic Americans the USA ever had!!!! They never lie, cheat or steal!!!! Why, they hold family values down to the very core!!!! Please say this is a very bad dream!!!! Shall we meet the highly patriotic 4 with highly wholesome family values?

Alfie boy?? How are you "reverend"? Why you lost plenty of weight, running away from the IRS, cheating them out of your fair share of taxes...what? You have to pay off your mistresses to shut them up about the diseases you got while cheating on your wife???? Oh, how's your race hustling business doing? Are you raking in the bucks by stirring turds around?

Why hello there Rachel! How's your life been? The buzz is you're going to bust a move with a new dance called the Madcowrena. By the way, is your partner making you go bat crazy? Hmmm...why not do your madcowrena in front of the camera for old times sake to She Drives Me Crazy. Now where did those Fine Young Cannibals go? Chrissie! Did you chase them away with a thrill up your L'eggs again?

Heads up Ed! OOPS! Too late!

Ed, now don't go off while you're on live! After all, you tend to raise a big stink when you get ticked off!


Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Will You Quench Our Thirst Today? William Shatner Has A Thought Provoking Idea...

Some people may be laughing at William Shatner, saying he has really gone off the deep end with his proposal, but I must say that Shatner has a point worth thinking about. Shatner's proposal is actually a starting point to find some kind of solution to relieve the drought conditions California faces at this moment. What Shatner is really saying is this: California (and other states) needs to address the drought cycles we face and have some way to relieve the drought on an ongoing basis.

Shatner went after Governor Moonbeam's pet project "KooKoo Train To Nowhere" calling it a foolish waste of resources while California continues to suffer from a serious thirst.

Moonbeam's sidekick has done nothing to stop Moonbeam's KooKoo Train To Ruins except to grunt about getting his wineries in Napa dried out, leaving his grape crops thirsting for water.

Moonbeam continues to think he can eat plenty of vegetables and live to ride on his KooKoo Train To Ruins, not thinking about how the drought will dry up the farms and shrivel the produce crops as the farms go belly up.

Meanwhile, Gaffing Gavin hangs out at his wineries in Napa, getting drunk on his wine, doing nothing to knock some sense into Moonbeam's head.

In 2014, Neel Kashkari warned us that Moonbeam would continue to railroad his way around and not do anything helpful to help quench California's thirst for water. The only thirst Moonbeam quenches is his thirst for power.

In the meantime, Governor Moonbeam has issued his FATWA to bully the city of Newport Beach by demanding they cut back their water usage by 35% or more.

Moonbeam's hidden motive in his FATWA is to punish those in Orange County who dared to back Kashkari in an attempt to oust the senile bald hippie called Moonbeam from Sacramento.

Moonbeam continues to believe his grand delusion that he can continue to sell his ballooning blunders to the public and blame it on the GOP without a soul noticing it. The funny thing is that even liberal William Shatner smells the monkey poop and calls him out on it.

Shatner realizes his proposal is likely not the real solution, but only an idea that can be a starting point to find a real decent solution to help quenche the thirst from the drought. Shatner knows there are many environmental and engineering issues to deal with, and has said we must put more efforts into figuring out how to deal with issues such as aging mains that break, and how to desalinate water and use it to water crops and provide potable water to everyone in California. Unlike the bald senile hippy occupying Sacramento, Shatner has something worth looking into.

Shatner has something of substance while Moonbeam and Gaffing Gavin have nothing but flatulence being burped out!

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Vote Hildebeast For 2016...

Screaming Donkey:
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The donkey has spoken to the liberal masses! He said "You will vote for Hildebeast in 2016! If you don't, you are a chauvenistic racist white infidel male pig!" Hmm...OINK, OINK!

Friday, April 10, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam Leaves Conservatives Out To Dry Part 2: Behind The Drying Out Of Newport Beach

Moonbeam heeds another liberal dogwhistle call out against the GOP by demanding that Newport Beach cut its water use by 35% while others cut back only by 25%!

Something is quite suspicious here. Moonbeam tells everyone else to cut back 25% but tells a conservative city that has shown itself to be an environmentally conservationist area to cut back more than their fair share of water. Moonbeam is bullying Newport Beach residents while he squanders water and taxes on his kookoo train to nowhere. Wait a minute...Neel Kashkari is from the Newport Beach area! Moonbeam is trying to stick it to Kashkari by sending his thugs out to dry out Newport Beach!

Meantime, he lets his sidekick Gaffing Gavin hang out at the wineries in Napa, telling him he can be drunk and run the state at the same time! Way to go Moonbeam!

While you're at it Moonbeam, tell Kountry Klub Kami to get up and do her job!

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Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam's Thugs Leave Newport Beach Out To Hang & Dry.

Good going Moonbeam! You tell everyone across the state to cut back 25%, but tell Newport Beach to cut back 35%? And you waste water to protect a smelt fish in Sacramento? Real good, Moonbeam! And why is your sidekick Gaffing Gavin hanging out at his wineries, getting drunk?
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