Thursday, August 27, 2009


With all due respect, even though I disagreed with the liberal Senator, I wish his family well, and may Jesus' comfort be with them in this time of loss. I will set aside my differences in such times, as this is a huge loss for the Kennedy clan.

Rest In Peace Teddy!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Obama Whoppers

What do Barack Hussein Obama and Burger King have? WHOPPERS!

Unlike Burger King however, B
arack Obama's whoppers don't taste good!

With Burger King, you know what
you're getting when you get a whopper. It tastes good, and goes down smoothly! When you get an Obama whopper, it is gritty, full of garbage, and leaves you with an upset stomach.

Why is Obama telling us that he never supported a government plan health care, when he is on video, stating such a position? Why does he lie about Obamacare, and says he never supported single payer healthcare? Why does he say AARP supported him, when they didn't?

Why does he lie, saying a surgeon gets $50,000 for amputations, when the surgeons only get $750.00 to $1,100.00 for such surgeries?

Obama, stop lying through your teeth! Your whoppers are overcooked, dry, and sickening to the core. By the way, your nose is growing...I think you need some plastic surgery to correct it.

Perhaps you know of a good doctor for it?

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Laura Ling & Euna Lee: THEY'RE BAAAAAACK!

The ladies have landed! They're back safe and sound! Laura and Euna are now getting their much needed rest and nourishment.

Now, as reader Polar Bear reminded me to thank those who landed their freedom, here it is:


Yes, Clinton had a few tricks up his sleeve to bet those women back to safety! I have been active on Twitter, sending tweets out to every follower about this.

One thing that comes to my mind is this: Does Kim Jong-il have a dirty little secret that he wants to keep hidden? One of the things about the Asian culture is this: you don't want to ever soil your family reputation with some dirty deed! My guess is Bill Clinton knew something dirty that he could have used to blackmail Kim. Now that was a great move on Clinton's plan! Blackmail can be an effective tool to fight fire with fire!

Way to go President Clinton! Kudos to you!

And Polar Bear, I agree with you 100 percent!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Happy Birthday Emperor Obama: The Day After

So Barry, I hope you had a wonderful birthday!
Oh My! Did I wake you? That's r
ight, it's 3 AM on Eastern Time! I hope I didn't disturb you and your lady!

Were you dreaming when I woke you up?

Whew hoo Barry! Okay, your secret is safe with me! I'm curious, though, so who is this person?

Oh My!!! Dude, if your wife finds out, you're gonna be in the dog house!

One more thing, did anyone take a picture at your birthday party?

Monday, August 3, 2009

Happy Birthday Barry Obama!

Happy Birthday Barry Obama! Today is another milestone day for you!

By the way, we've been wanting to see your official birth certificate: will you please show it to us?

Thank you very much Barry O! Tonight, I'm sure your wife has a very special surprise waiting for you when the time is right:

Oh, by the way, I hope you had breakfast this morning!

Ah, very good Barry!

Now about your International Affairs, don't lose sleep over this! It's just the result of your big blunders overseas!

Happy Birthday Emperor Obama!

And please watch your step!

Sunday, August 2, 2009


Aaaaah, the CA$H FOR CLUNKER$ program has gotten off to a rocky start! Shortly after it ran out of money, the moonbat Congress has added a huge bundle of cash to further expand its promotion. And by the way, cars must be built after the year 1986 to qualify for the program.

Now, they didn't say 1986 AD or BC, did they?

So here we are folks, watching the government dealing cars for all of us! Time to march to the beat of a different drum:

By the way, do you smell a rat here?

And here is your car salesman of the year!

Now what kind of deal will we have here?