What Did Al Franken Say?

 Well, I recently came across some of Liberal Senator Al Franken's schemes and thought it might be amusing (or maybe not amusing) to post them.  I have taken the liberty to disable any links to other pages, so have fun folks!


Here are some of Al's ventures and foibles:

Al Franken said these things over a period of several months:

Al: repealing healthcare would be a mistake

Comcast-NBC merger will increase cable prices and stifle competition

biofuel producers get grant to expand, creating jobs and reducing dependence on foreign oil

 I believe we are facing a growing threat of corporate control on the flow of information in our country 

 The Comcast-NBC merger is bad for consumers and bad for the Internet

 After hitting it off after the election, Al will mentor freshman Senator Rand Paul

Al talks healthcare, ethanol, education and his credit rating agency amendment

Al tours Viracon to discuss #jobs, #energy codes and international #trade in the glass industry 

#Comcast already preparing to pull #NBC Universal content from Netflix?

The decision made by the FCC & DOJ is a "tremendous disappointment" protecting corporate interests 

Al on Comcast-NBC: What we see today is an effort by the FCC to appease the very companies it’s charged with regulating

#education testing methods need modernization 

Grand Forks Herald editor reflects on his convesation with Al

The GOP plan to repeal heath care "doesn't make sense," won't pass in the Senate

We need to create an atmosphere where bullying isn't accepted in our schools 

 Comcast-NBC merger a big disappointment -- find out how to help Al fight back 

Bad news for consumers: Comcast-NBC approved. Al is fighting back -- find out how you can help! http://bit.ly/firoro

Check out Al's op-ed: Small banks & businesses can benefit from new Small Business Lending Fund

MN has the resources to be a biotechnology center, leading to high value #jobs 

In his speech at NetrootsNation MN, Al discusses the necessity of & the danger of the Comcast/NBC merger

Franken to feds: Want new road signs? Help pay for 'em.

 Small biz manufacturing and rural jobs will help with economic recovery

44,521 ppl have co-signed Al's open letter fighting the Comcast/NBC merger in last 24hrs

The Comcast/NBC merger would be a "disaster" for customers

Al celebrates groundbreaking at the Kittson Cty canola plant that will help boost local economy

Al discusses new training programs at NCTC in Thief River Falls »

Growing small businesses will help to create new jobs

the tragedy in AZ won't stop those in Congress from doing their jobs and meeting with constituents

Health reform has already cut costs & removed barriers for Minnesotans; let's not repeal …

New food safety law will prevent foodborne illnesses and save lives »

Al's proposed change to filibuster rules would help non-controversial legislation move faster  

Al wants to put the burden on the minority to continue a filibuster not on the majority to stop it:

I sincerely hope the FCC will make significant improvements to their net neutralityproposal before Tuesday's vote

Star Tribune: Sen. Franken: An unseemly but necessary deal on taxes

Al on repealing DADT: "We've cleared the pathway to right a major injustice."

Al: The FCC's proposal needs major revisions and may do more harm than doing nothing at all.

Al calls on FCC to fix net neutrality proposal or nix it  

Al: "I am deeply disheartened by the Senate's failure to repeal don’t ask don’t tell

Al: "I'm not happy with extending tax cuts on millionaires and billionaires »»»

Al joins Dems in pressing the administration to protect ANWR

Al meets with principal and kindergartners at Apple Valley School 

 

Al, you got your bunny suit on for the kids, eh?  Quite an outfit for a kindergarten class, eh?

Where Is Al Franken Hiding From The Media, AND WHY?

Is Al Franken Hiding From the Media?
By James Hirsen
Reporters are finding that covering the freshman Minnesota senator is a bit of a challenge.
Sen. Al Franken is reportedly doing his best to dodge journalists.
Maybe it has something to do with rumors that have been circulating that the Democratic leadership told Franken to keep a low profile.
Since arriving in D.C., the former “Saturday Night Live” star has “delivered only one speech on the floor, introduced low-profile legislation and declined many media interview requests,” according to The Hill.
“It is not unusual for a freshman senator to adopt a deferential approach in a chamber that is high on decorum and seniority. But the former entertainer has gone out of his way to deflect attention away from himself,” The Hill also reported.
Wait a minute — Franken, the guy who years ago named a decade after himself, is avoiding the spotlight?
It seems, though, that The Hill criticism really got to the SNL alum. After the piece ran, he spoke out on the floor for a second time.
He also introduced a bill, which requires that at least 90 percent of health insurance premiums go toward health services, not profits.
And along with Minnesota House member Keith Ellison, Franken introduced a bill to expand the country’s free school lunch program.
Way to go, Sen. Smalley.

Coleman caves in to "Horsass" Franken

It's official! Norman Coleman caved in to let "Horsass" Al Franken become vote #60 for the Senate Democrats. Al Franken has robbed the voters, and gotten into that rat house called the Senate! Well, al-Franken, here's a present for your new home; enjoy!

Al Franken: Tax Dodger for Jr. Senate?

Al Franken has gotten on his high horse again. He is now demanding that the Minnesota High Court to order him certified, even though he has been dodging the IRS over $50,000 in back taxes over 17 states. This tax burglar has the gall to demand the High court to certify his fraudulent turd burglary over "storming Norman Coleman". In the meantime, "Sweathog Smalley Horsass" blames his accountant of 18 years for his swindling the IRS of back taxes. Take a look at these 2 articles dated February 5 on the newsmax.com website: "Al Franken Wants Minn. High Court to Order Him Certified" by Dave Eberhart, and "Al Franken Admits $50,000 Tax Debt" by Ronald Kessler.

Hey Frankey: how does it feel to rob the IRS? You should be sent to prison for your crimes against the nation! You'll have a diet of beans and wieners 3 times a day...or maybe more if you get friendly with Tiny and Momo! You'll also get a huge colon cleansing while they stuff you with the dog bones!

Pawlenty, throw this sad excuse of a joker into prison!

"Welcome Back Carter"

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This Is Your Future...Any Questions?

Minnesotans, this is your Thief Senator:

This is your future with al-Franken:

ANY QUESTIONS?