Wednesday, December 30, 2015

The New Leave It To Beaver Cast

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Did you know the Democratic Party has a perfect cast for a new "Leave It To Beaver" series? Let's meet the cast!

Insane Ward Bernie Sanders

June "Hildebeest Meat" Cleaver

Jimmy "The Wallflower" on the Webb

And Martin The Scottish Leprechaun 0'Malley as the Beaver.

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Rattrapper out!

Monday, December 28, 2015

Moonbat Code Of Shame

posted from Bloggeroid

Moonbeam's Family History


'Twas the night before Kwanzaa, when all through the cave, the wackos of ISIS began to misbehave.

Their rear ends were hanging with special care, In hopes Allah would visit them over there.

When suddenly, with a roaring clatter, drops of liberal turds flew in a smelly splatter.

News spinning came in a hurried flash, As liberal sources ran in a panicked dash.

As Matthews and What's Her Name feel tingles and thrills, the rest of us feel nausea and chills.

posted from Bloggeroid

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Moonbeam Fully Pardons Robert Downey Jr. After Downey Donates $50,000 To Moonbeam's Charter School In Oakland.

Did Governor Moonbeam pardon Robert Downey Jr. because he donated $50,000 to his Oakland charter school? Californians want to know.

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Chucky Hagel Charges At 0bama

H/T to Mike at Mike's America blog for the heads up

The RINO has charged at 0bama! Chucky Hagel has gotten tired of 0bama bending over and passing gas into his face.

0bama's stinky flatulence and bullying got old for Chucky. Chucky's spineless act of bowing down to the brainless emperor took its toll when Muslim terrorists started invading the United States after 0bama made the USA look like spineless wimps.

When Chucky became lucid and started to grow a spine, 0bama forced Hagel to resign from his post. As expected, 0bama appointed another spineless puppet to do his dirty work.

0bama tried to make his pet RINO Chucky Hagel look like a court jester. Instead, 0bama got charged at, and is now licking his wounds.

Poor Barry! He doesn't look too healthy here! Chucky must have gotten him from behind! CHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGE!

Monday, December 21, 2015

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Bernie Sanders For President? Feel The Bern

posted from Bloggeroid

A Lesson In His Story

posted from Bloggeroid

Moonbeam vs Papa Moonbeam

posted from Bloggeroid

And The Darwin Award Goes To:

Matthew Riggins is now an official member of the Dead Moonbat Society.

Monday, December 7, 2015

0bama And Moonbeam Exploit San Bernardino Shooting Deaths

Okay, so I'm pushing it with Chrissie Matthews! But these boneheads Moonbeam and 0bama have just made the nation more dangerous. The bungling has cost 14 people in San Bernardino their lives while at an office Christmas party. ISIS is gloating with glee over the mass shootings, while not taking full responsibility for it. And Moonbeam is pinch hitting for 0dumbo in Paris, passing his swamp gas about gun control.

Hey Moonbeam, the game's over! You & Gray Davis are the worst governors California ever had.