Friday, May 24, 2013

Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Poor Antonio Villaraigosa!

Oh, the big head beanbrain of Los Angeles has to face the demise of his freeloading days!  Poor poor Antonio al-tallywhacker Villar!  After 8 years of screwing the city of Los Angeles, spreading the legs of several bimbos and getting a tingle between his legs, Antonio al-tallywhacker Villar's gravy train has derailed!

And this libturd has been acting like a big cry baby, saying he's flat broke!  This dumbass libturd had plenty of time to get his affairs in order, knowing full well that he would be termed out, and that his freeloading days were coming to a close...but no, this dumbass sat on his toys and did what he's really good at:  DOING NOTHING!

Is this your latest girlfriend Tony?
All he would do is go off and stump for 0bama, Moonbeam, Gaffing Gavin and a huge list of libturds.  Meantime, he sticks a disaster up Los Angeles's rear ends, and brings up scandal after scandal to the public!

And to make things worse, look at how he let the 0bamabot Occupoop libturds screw up the city hall:

Tony needs to listen to Newt Gingrich and heed his advice!

Monday, May 6, 2013

Which RINO's Endorsement Will Help The Los Angeles Mayor Candidates?

As the mayoral race comes to a close, which RINO's endorsement is going to get one of the 2 candidates to win the runoff?  Will Dick or Kevin's candidate win?  Dick joined up with Blimpie Babs Boxer to endorse Wendy Greuell, while Kevin has thrown his support to Eric Garcetti.  I'm thankful that I'm not a resident of the moonbat cave of Los Angeles!  No need for me to make a choice!  But, Blimpie Babs might be bad news for Wendy Greuell.  For one thing, Blimpie has a way of spending like a wild child.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Amerika In A Parallel Universe: The Mis Adventures Of Barry & Shelley Obama

Sometimes, I feel for the 0bamas.  I think just how clueless can they be?  Well, if there were a parallel universe with a nearly identical history, how would it look in that universe?  Let us speculate now:

First, would they still call Shelley 0bama Moochelle?  They probably would.  But in this case, they might have a second reason:  she would be eating like a hungry cow.  Now of course she's a person, not an herbivore.  So that's a manner of speech.  One thing I must mention:  she'll be pregnant with another kid on the way.

Shelley would be in the news quite often as a result of her having a kid coming along.  The media would be treating her the same way they do in our universe:  They'd be sappy and sugar coated.

 Shelley would be pregnant with a third child, and Barry, in his typical self serving way, would need to name his kid after him.  So, Barry and Shelley, like the attention lovers they are in our universe, would be choosing a name to pretend they are patriotic, yet a name to bear 0bama's image.

As 9 months go by, the baby arrives!  Now, this baby is so big, they decide they must hide him from the public as much as they can.

  As Sambo grows, he finally gets exposed to the public:

And just like this universe, the liberals blame Bush for everything, including Sambo being a spoiled big cry baby.

Barry and Shelley even lie to their kid, saying that Bush might be his real daddy, when they see he's a big spoiled brat.  Bush knows this, but takes the high road, and refuses to dish the 0bamas.  What the public starts suspecting is that 0's uncle stinky might be the daddy, and they demand the birth certificate for Sambo.
 But, of course, there's the other possibility that Barry's fraternal twin may have played a role in the other universe's fiasco.