Saturday, March 30, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Chrissi Matthews Drops Turds On Justice

Chris Matthews (@hardball_chris) tweeted at 10:42 AM on Thu, Mar 28, 2013: Just thought of a good book title - Anthony Kennedy: Elusive Justice (
Chrissy just went through another colon cleansing on Thursday.  So, while he needs to reinflate his head and big fat ego, here are some new titles for his biography:  "Chris Matthews:  Elusive Reporting," "Chris Matthews:  Hardballs Up His L'eggs," and "Chris Matthews Is A Big Fat Libturd." 
At least he made some use of his Obama Toys.

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Obama's Latest Apology Tour

Et tu Bibi?  Why Bibi?  Did B0B0 tell you to apologize to Turkey because Israel defended herself from Turkish Muslims?

Choomly is a clueless bozo, Bibi.  Keep on defending Israel from the big Satan called Islam.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam and Gavin's Smelly Adventures

As California keeps on the tracks of disaster, Moonbeam fails to see that his gravy train is about to derail in the worst possible place.  His partner in crime, Gaffing Gavin sees some trouble ahead, but has barely the sense enough to pull the brakes on Moonbeam's boondoggles.

Moonbeam and Gaffing Gavin are in a big political farting contest.  The sad thing is neither of them are ripping out laughing gas!  The one saving grace for Gaffing Gavin is his winery business getting hit hard enough for him to take notice of the taxes strangling him.


Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Governor Moonbeam's Fart Contest Nightmare

Moonbeam and Gavin have plenty to worry about in 2014.  Why is it, you ask?  Word is out that Tim Donnelly is looking into the possibility that he might run against Governor Moonbeam, and perhaps beam him out of the office (and perhaps to the moon).

Donnelly currently serves as Assemblyman in the 59th District, and has been a mover and shaker in the State Assembly.  Donnelly has been trying to break the deadlock the left wing extremists in the Assembly and State Senate have created.  You can bet Phony Tony Villa's cousin Johnnie Perez will help Governor Moonbeam lob some liberal turds at Tim Donnelly in hopes of smearing Donnelly's campaign.  Perez will be getting his funds from his buddies at NAMBLA, GLSEN, GLAAD and the other left wing nutjob extremist groups.

Just remember that Perez's cousin is this liberal hack who calls himself the "mayor of Los Zangeles" (or should I say the...uh...I think I'll restrain myself this time). 

In case you're wondering, here's Johnnie's infamous cousin Tony Villa:

    Just say no to Moonbeam!  More to follow!

Caption These...

Here are some pics we've used on our blogs, ready to caption.  We're providing the pics for anyone to use on a blog.  Have fun!

Barry and Shelley's Misadventure

"Barack you fool!  You told that genie you wanted to trade places with me????"  
"Uh, uh, uh, uh, Shelley, that genie said we have 3 wishes."

"I already asked for a taxpayer paid ballroom blitz and a luxury vacation!!!!  That cost us 2 wishes, you idiot!"

"Well, now I gotta find a way to blame George W. Bush for this!  Thanks alot Shelley!"

"Oh stop acting like a big baby, Barry!  You know I always wear the pants!"


Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Berkley Moonbeamer Joins The Fart Contest With Email Tax Proposal

You already read Mr. E's post on the email tax proposal from the Berkley moonbat.  So let me take it from here.  Here's another loose cannon ready to damage California even further by proposing another tax on cash strapped people.  Yes Mr. E, what is his kielbasa made of?  What did he season his dill pickles with?  What's stuffed in his cabbage and potatoes?  I hope Moonbeam didn't get wind of this.  The last thing we need is a looney plot to subsidize some postal clowns with fat pensions in their carcasses.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Hugo The Moonbat Clown Part 2 - The Deathbed Chronicles

Hugo's journey into the darkness starts here in the hospital bed.
As he croaked, he thought he was dreaming.  Chavez soon realized he was about to go into eternity, and was starting to chat with Satan.
If Chavez got smart before croaking, he will have asked Jesus Christ for mercy.

Berkley Libtard Proposes Email Tax

Meet Berkley councilmoonbat Gordon Wozniak.  Moonbat Wozniak in his typical liberal idiocy wants to tax your emails to subsidize the failing US Postal Service.  This clueless moonbat fails to address the cause of the Postal Service's demise:  bloated fat pensions.  Gordo the moonbat clown wants to feed the fat pigs with typical moonbat slop.
What did Wozniak season his kielbasa and dill pickles with?  What's in his cabbage?  The moonbat secret ingredient has taken full effect on him.  His moonbat hooch has left him in a typically drunken moonbat stupor.  Will the other moonbat zombies follow his failed moonbat policy?
Wookie-boy, stop the embarassment!  Moonbeam has been bad enough.  Stop making California a huge laughing stock!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Hugo The Moonbat Clown Part 1

In celebration of Hugo Chavez's timely croaking, I have decided to ponder the what ifs.  What would have happened had Hugo Chavez toured California shortly before he croaked?  He probably would have put a show on that would make Governor Moonbeam fart in his Depends.