Happy Last 69er Day Barney Frank

Happy Final 69er Day Barney Frank!  What's wrong?  You look shocked!  Is it 'cuz you're hitting the big 7-OH?  You have this shocked look about you!  Oh wait, it must be the April Fools joke some of your boyfriends have pulled on you?  Oh don't be a big baby Barney!  You're at the perfect age to retire!  Once you retire, you can do all the things you wanted to, but didn't have the time to do so.  With retirement, you'll have all the time in the world!  By the way, in your relationship, are you the husband or the wife?  Just making sure!