Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam & Gavin's Stormy New Bureaucracy.

Yes, that dummyhead in Sacramento and his partner in crime have formed another job killing bureaucracy, ready to rob you of profits while stuffing their pockets with your hard earned cash.

Governor Moonbeam and his airheaded troll Gaffing Gavin have hatched the bureau CASQA aka California Stormwater Quality Association.  What is CASQA?  It's a bureaucracy that raids businesses to force them to follow ridiculous and intrusive regulations, designed to force businesses into bankruptcy.  If you're a business that uses chemicals such as WD 40, for example, you will be forced to buy state approved containers in the event the spray can accidentally explodes in your facility, and runs the risk of contaminating the ocean.  It doesn't matter if your business is a repair shop, or if it's a television or radio station.  In other words, YOU'RE SCREWED!  You can be a landscaper working out of your home, for all CASQA cares.  They can raid your home and force you to comply with their money laundering regulations for all they care.

So, what happens when you tell them to screw themselves?  You get tossed into prison, they raid your bank accounts, seize all your assets for pennies on the dollar, sell them off, then they sue your estate for what value they did not get in the sales of your assets.  Now, let's say you file for bankruptcy.  FAT CHANCE that will help you.  They'll just find some way to suck your finances dry and then charge you interest on that as well.

Oh, and here's a real beauty that will make you angry as a beast:  If you are leasing an office space, and they deem it necessary to retrofit it for earthquake protection,  they have a rule where they allow the property owner to charge you 144% the cost to retrofit the building.  Yes, they will allow property owners to make their tenants pay for safety retrofits and make a profit off their backs.

WAY TO GO GOVERNOR MOONBEAM!  YOU JUST SCREWED OVER BUSINESSES AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID IDEAS!

Here are his accomplices who helped screw us over:

John Perez, ex Assembly Speaker, yes, the Dimwit running for State Controller.

Assembly Speaker Toni Atkins, yes the fat cow wearing pink.

And finally, this Dimwit in the State Senate, Darrell Steinberg, the headcheese of the Senate.  Steinberg gives us the finger, while living like a King.

Commie Red China, Leave Vietnam Alone!

Communist Red China aggression seems to have no boundaries in Asia.  Friday evening, as I was driving through Little Saigon in Westminster & Garden Grove California, I happened to see a public rally going on.  I decided to stop and see what was going on.  The local Vietnamese Community came out to rally against the communist red Chinese aggression going on in Vietnam's territorial waters. If there is something to learn from this, it's the sense of community. The Vietnamese community stays active, and won't be beaten down by aggressors. Red China better learn before it gets a big political spanking for its acts of aggression. Bullies tend to get socked.

John Perez: The Truth Unravels

Oh my, John!  What are you cooking up? You just passed a budget which gave Governor Moonbeam more money to waste on the bullet train to nowhere. Keep up the good work, Johnnie! You like screwing people in the rear, don't you?

John Perez For California State Control Freak

Oh Johnny??? Did you say you reached across the aisle and touched someone when you became Assembly Speaker? You claim you & Moonbeam balanced the budget? What other fat lies are you going to pass out when you try to become the state control freak? Johnny, please tell us the truth about who you really are.

See Johnny? Doesn't it feel good to confess? Tell us who is funding your campaign.

Neel Kashkari: Public RINO Number One?

Remember that June 3 2014 is primary day for California. And here is Neel Kashkari, running to become Governor Moonbeam's opponent in the November elections. Hey, I agree with a number of Kashkari's points, but sadly, "Kash & Kari" is an establishment candidate. Kashkari, says he's not a politician. WAIT A MINUTE! Kashkari worked under President Bush, which makes him a politician. Kashkari is right about the train to nowhere, yet He hasn't said how he plans to derail the plan.

You can bet that some of Moonbeam's supporters are funneling cold hard cash into "Kash & Kari"'s campaign, knowing that if Tim Donnelly gets nominated, Donnelly will give Moonbeam a political beating in the November elections. I'm standing behind Tim Donnelly.

UPDATE:  I will now back Kashkari after hearing what he had to say on Good Day LA in Los Angeles.  While I don't agree with him on some issues, I still see some hope for California if he wins.  He has shown he's at least fiscally conservative, but socially, he's somewhat liberal, but not as much as the kooks who run the supermajority in the state government.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Crooks And Liars Exploit Isla Vista Shooting Spree.

http://crooksandliars.com/2014/05/right-thinking-wingers-todd-kincannon

Go figure.  The libtards look for a scapegoat after one of their rotten little turds went on a murder spree.  The stench of their rotten turds humiliated them, so they looked for a scapegoat.  Stupid left wing pukes at C&L have no sense of shame.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Pelosi Tosses A Bone To Hildebeast

Oh Nancy!  You tossed a bone to Hildebeast, hoping to save your own party.  Asking 5 of your partyers to be pawns in the Benghazi investigation?  So you think you won't get spanked?  Get real Nancy!

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day 2014 (May 20 2014)

Lester Liberalmann's uncle Mohammed has paid a visit. Notice the family resemblance?

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam Farts On Toyota - Rick Perry Welcomes Toyota

Where's The Benghazi Blabbing Point?

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/dick-morris-benghazi-investigation/2014/05/08/id/570192/?ns_mail_uid=63256890&ns_mail_job=1568355_05082014&promo_code=dru4rr71#

While the Hildebeast picks the rocks out of her nose, we wait for the truth to emerge from the liberal talking points.

And while John Kerry puffs some 0bama choom, we wait to see what was on the second set of liberal talking points, hidden from the public.

What Did Wendy Davis Do? Texas Voters Want To Know...

http://www.rightwingnews.com/column-2/the-heroism-of-wendy-davis/
Way to go, lefties!  You want to stiff the Texans because Rick Perry brought plenty of businesses to Texas?  YEEEE-HAAAAAAH!

Hildebeast Got Shoed?

Oh muh muh my! Someone's going to be on the Hildebeast's charge account for this! Hildebeast got smacked by a shoe wielding woman! Did Bubba try to make a pass on her, and fail? We'll never know. But I must say Hildebeast had it coming.

Hildebeast needs a nose job, now that she got smacked with a flying shoe. Did it look like some kind of red slipper? Perhaps it's a projectile from the land of 0b?

Hildebeast is probably screaming "MY NOSE! MY NOSE! MY HIDEOUS NOSE!" News to Hildebeast: your Benghazi scandal is more hideous than your nose. In fact, your bully tactics are starting to come back at you, paying you back in full. When you milk the publicity of whether you will or won't run in 2016, your brain cancer from sniffing cocaine will likely catch up to you before you put your name in the Democratic @$$hat list. Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Rattrapper out!

Bob Filner Is A Free Man

If You Like Your Policy, You Can SHOVE IT!

H/T to Jenn at The Political Jungle for the tip.

Fred Is Dead!

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Freddy Kruger Phelps has croaked!  Yes, that creep who called himself a pastor has eaten dust!  Fred Phelps Sr. died in a Topeka Kansas hospice.

 

Normally I wouldn't gloat about this, but that hate monger has done so much damage to the Christian community, so it's a relief to see his carcass going six feet under.  Hmm...maybe the family will burn his body up and perhaps we should all have a barbecue?

 

I'll spare you from the nausea by not posting a mug of this creep on this blog.  I just hope he changed his mind before he met the Almighty Creator.  If he did, at least he will make it into heaven, albeit having a stench of smoke with him.  After all, our God has plenty of mercy besides justice, and He doesn't want anyone to fall victim to Satan.  It would be a pity to feed the pig, if you know what I mean.

Given To The Hands Of The Enemies

"I CANN and will screw up the internet by giving it away to our enemies!" Barack 0bama. We're screwed. Big time screwed!  0bama the idiot occupying the White House has given the internet to the enemies on a silver platter.  This dingbat has started the downfall of free speech on a platform the USA created.  All in the name of globalism!  When this snowballs into everyone being censored, the dingbats who aided and abetted his getting elected and reelected will be screaming bloody murder. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) will be screwed with the libnutts from the UN.

Common Core Or 0bamaCore?

http://leticiasworld.blogspot.com/2014/03/you-cant-do-this-parents-revolt-against.html?m=1

This is one thing both conservatives and liberals seem to oppose to quite an extent. H/T to Leticia at My Daily Trek for this one.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Barack 0bama's Pet RINO Chucky Hagel - Part Duh!

Chucky Hagel has charged! 0bama's pet RINO has gone after the Defense Department, destroying our security by proposing to destroy our ground troup security by choking off the flow of much needed cash they need to stay alive. This brainless pet RIN0 of Urkel 0bama has stuck the knife into the backs of our armed forces. Chucky the pet RIN0 thinks all we need are high tech gadgets to stay secure and win our battles.

See what's coming with Urkel running the country for a second term? Way to go Chucky! And do you know who the moonbats will blame when we face the ultimate disaster? Why the GOP of course! After all, they say their dimwit in the White House can do no wrong, so the GOP becomes the scapegoat with Chucky the Pet RIN0 leading the charge! Meantime, the head moonbat gets to grunt around and get off with a pass.

In January 2013, I warned you about 0bama's pet RIN0, and now it's coming back, charging at us head on!

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam Goes For A Rerun

It's official! Moonbeam has said he plans to screw up California for another 4 years. The bald clown plans on making a bigger circus out of California by insisting we build the bullet train to nowhere, and die of thirst by saving fairy shrimp and smelts while flushing the Sacramento and San Joaquin Rivers to the ocean.

What will it take to get this power hungry bald old bozo out of politics? Moonbeam keeps making California a big laughing stock for the residents of the other 49 states to laugh at! He loves watching gay men parading around with their pants off in Frisco's gay area, loves doing gay marriages, loves to harass ordinary people standing up to the San Francisco freak shows, and he finds ways to tax everyone to death. His goonsquad union thugs shake everyone down after Moonbeam swindles every last penny an honest man earns for a living, and he poops his Depends when Texas Governor Rick Perry gives California businesses sweet incentives to move over to Texas. Will someone please get the electric fly swatters out, and send a big tingle up Moonbeam's L'eggs? When he rips a huge fart afterwards, perhaps the moonbats who voted him in will get a huge whiff of the moon gas he emits out, and become lucid enough to vote him out. And don't bother with Gaffing Nuisance either. Heeeeeez kummming! Wetha ya like it or not!

Kentucky Snake Church Cult Pastor Croaks From Rattlesnake Bite

The fallout has now settled. It's been several days since the news broke out about Jamie Coots getting bitten and dying of a snakebite from a timberland rattlesnake. Pastor Coots added some more cannon fodder to the atheist anti Christian hate pile by playing with danger and getting killed as a result. The one thing many of these snake church people tend to ignore is the passage in the Bible where Jesus gets tempted by Satan after fasting for 40 days. When Satan told Jesus to jump off a high place, saying that angels would prevent him from getting injured, Jesus said to him that it is written "do not put God to a foolish test." Let this be a loud warning to anyone reading this who either attends or leads a snake handling church: STOP SINNING! Playing a game of russian roulette with Satan by handling venomous snakes in the name of Jesus are sins of pride, arrogance and the tempting of God, just to name a few things. Remember that the Lord God permits delusions to settle in, whenever one continues to keep sinning. If you keep sinning, you will be "handed over to Satan" for a season to face reality. Do you want to face God Almighty after going to one of these so called worship services, and say to Him that you were meant to die from the snakebite, only to find yourself in the herd of spiritual goats being sent to the lake of fire? Do you want to be one of those who get into the face of Jesus, saying you did this in His name, and hear Jesus say to you "I never knew you, so depart from me to the Lake Of Fire?" It's time to remember what Jesus said to Satan when Satan told him that angels would protect him if he jumped off a mountain to prove He's the Son of God.

Lefties Suffer Massive Meltdown Over School Lunch Menu

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_25079331/concord-carondelet-principal-apologizes-lunch-menu-controversy

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_25079331/concord-carondelet-principal-apologizes-lunch-menu-controversy

Liberals have freaked out over an innocent oversight regarding a black history month lunch at an all girl Catholic High School in Concord California.  The girls at Carondelet High School along with the boys at De La Salle High School had planned a lunch consisting of Fried Chicken, Cornbread and Watermelon. The girls and boys planning the luncheon were members of the Black Student Unions at each high school. The teachers at both high schools missed a huge opportunity with this oversight: educating the youth about the stereotypes in history. The luncheon could have been used to teach the students about the culture and heritage of the Black Community. Instead, the moonbats threw a hissyfit, whining over what was being served for lunch. The moonbats played the PC card, saying that not all blacks eat fried chicken with cornbread and watermelon. Stupid moonbats need to learn to take an opportunity and use it to educate others. They've been listening too long to their media kooks from MSNBC & other leftard sites.

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_25079331/concord-carondelet-principal-apologizes-lunch-menu-controversy