Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam Goes For A Rerun

It's official! Moonbeam has said he plans to screw up California for another 4 years. The bald clown plans on making a bigger circus out of California by insisting we build the bullet train to nowhere, and die of thirst by saving fairy shrimp and smelts while flushing the Sacramento and San Joaquin Rivers to the ocean.

What will it take to get this power hungry bald old bozo out of politics? Moonbeam keeps making California a big laughing stock for the residents of the other 49 states to laugh at! He loves watching gay men parading around with their pants off in Frisco's gay area, loves doing gay marriages, loves to harass ordinary people standing up to the San Francisco freak shows, and he finds ways to tax everyone to death. His goonsquad union thugs shake everyone down after Moonbeam swindles every last penny an honest man earns for a living, and he poops his Depends when Texas Governor Rick Perry gives California businesses sweet incentives to move over to Texas. Will someone please get the electric fly swatters out, and send a big tingle up Moonbeam's L'eggs? When he rips a huge fart afterwards, perhaps the moonbats who voted him in will get a huge whiff of the moon gas he emits out, and become lucid enough to vote him out. And don't bother with Gaffing Nuisance either. Heeeeeez kummming! Wetha ya like it or not!

Kentucky Snake Church Cult Pastor Croaks From Rattlesnake Bite

The fallout has now settled. It's been several days since the news broke out about Jamie Coots getting bitten and dying of a snakebite from a timberland rattlesnake. Pastor Coots added some more cannon fodder to the atheist anti Christian hate pile by playing with danger and getting killed as a result. The one thing many of these snake church people tend to ignore is the passage in the Bible where Jesus gets tempted by Satan after fasting for 40 days. When Satan told Jesus to jump off a high place, saying that angels would prevent him from getting injured, Jesus said to him that it is written "do not put God to a foolish test." Let this be a loud warning to anyone reading this who either attends or leads a snake handling church: STOP SINNING! Playing a game of russian roulette with Satan by handling venomous snakes in the name of Jesus are sins of pride, arrogance and the tempting of God, just to name a few things. Remember that the Lord God permits delusions to settle in, whenever one continues to keep sinning. If you keep sinning, you will be "handed over to Satan" for a season to face reality. Do you want to face God Almighty after going to one of these so called worship services, and say to Him that you were meant to die from the snakebite, only to find yourself in the herd of spiritual goats being sent to the lake of fire? Do you want to be one of those who get into the face of Jesus, saying you did this in His name, and hear Jesus say to you "I never knew you, so depart from me to the Lake Of Fire?" It's time to remember what Jesus said to Satan when Satan told him that angels would protect him if he jumped off a mountain to prove He's the Son of God.

Lefties Suffer Massive Meltdown Over School Lunch Menu

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_25079331/concord-carondelet-principal-apologizes-lunch-menu-controversy

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_25079331/concord-carondelet-principal-apologizes-lunch-menu-controversy

Liberals have freaked out over an innocent oversight regarding a black history month lunch at an all girl Catholic High School in Concord California.  The girls at Carondelet High School along with the boys at De La Salle High School had planned a lunch consisting of Fried Chicken, Cornbread and Watermelon. The girls and boys planning the luncheon were members of the Black Student Unions at each high school. The teachers at both high schools missed a huge opportunity with this oversight: educating the youth about the stereotypes in history. The luncheon could have been used to teach the students about the culture and heritage of the Black Community. Instead, the moonbats threw a hissyfit, whining over what was being served for lunch. The moonbats played the PC card, saying that not all blacks eat fried chicken with cornbread and watermelon. Stupid moonbats need to learn to take an opportunity and use it to educate others. They've been listening too long to their media kooks from MSNBC & other leftard sites.

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_25079331/concord-carondelet-principal-apologizes-lunch-menu-controversy

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? When Did Tunisia & Burma Become Part Of Europe, President Dingbat?

Since when did Tunisia and Burma become part of Europe? Hmm, they must have become part of Europe when the United States had increased to 57 States.

Chrispy Chreme Christie's Bridgegate

Libbies continue to charge "Chrispy Chreme" Christie with threats of prosecution for the death of a 91 year old woman being sent by ambulance to a hospital. Oh the hypocrisy when their emperor told park rangers and other federal employees to make the public miserable when 0bama stubbornly refused to strike a deal with the GOP. According to moonbats, it's wrong for the GOP to do things while it's perfectly fine and encouraged to make the public miserable when the Democrats refuse to compromise and give some things up to get budgets passed. 0bama gets a pass to monkey around, while Christie gets charged with false allegations.

Kentucky Democrat Assemblywoman Leslie Combs Fires Gun In Office

http://www.newsmax.com/US/kentucky-lawmaker-fires-gun/2014/01/08/id/546069

http://momsdemandaction.org/in-the-news/moms-demand-action-kentucky-chapter-calls-resignation-representative-leslie-combs-gun-discharged-inside-state-capitol-annex/

Accidents do happen, right? But when a Democrat who favors gun rights accidentally fires her gun in her office, the liberal gun grabbing feminazis try to throw her under the bus.

Well MY DAISY DUKE!

Moms Demand Action really lost their cool on this one!

The Kentucky Chapter has oinked out their demand for Leslie Comb's resignation because she accidentally fired her gun. HEY, THAT HAPPENS! Give her some slack!

Combs had the integrity to take personal responsibility for accidentally firing her weapon when she tried to unload it.

She came out, admitted to accidentally firing her weapon while someone else was sitting next to her, yet no one got injured. She made sure she never pointed the gun at anyone, and when she tried to unload it, she aimed the gun barrel towards the floor, so that no one would likely get hurt. One more word to the gun grabber feminazis Moms Demand Action: BE VERY CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WISH FOR! If you oust Leslie Combs because you got your panties up in wads over this, and you get one of your gun grabbing libtards to replace this Democrat Assemblywoman, when some looney liberal left wing headhunter goes on a shooting spree at some public place, you might not have anyone to stop the violence. At least Leslie Combs has enough sense to support those who want to protect themselves from a crazed out headhunting liberal kook.

Merry Christmas!

Here's a photo I recently took at Eldorado Park one night.  Enjoy!  And most of all, let's not forget the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, the real reason for the season!

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam's Water Plan Getting Soaked.

Moonbeam keeps fumbling and bumbling around with some misguided pet projects to make a name for himself.  Here's something from last year regarding the ultimate water project which will soak us in high water costs: 
http://uprisingradio.org/home/2012/08/06/activists-ramp-up-opposition-to-california-water-pipeline-project/

Liberal Emperor's Uncle Stinky Makes The News Again.

http://twitchy.com/2013/12/06/jay-carney-yes-president-obama-did-live-with-uncle-omar-after-all/

Barry 0bama's uncle Stinky got lucky again. This past month, the INS judge has given 0nyango 0bama a pass for "good behavior" and the path for citizenship.

So now, Uncle Stinky gets to keep hanging around the liquor stores in Framingham Massachussets and his favorite diner "The Chicken Bone".

And now word is out that Barry did hang out at Uncle Stinky's place during his college years.

Toronto Ontario Mayor Rob Ford Bowls Over Councilwoman...

Oh boy!  The wacky drama continues.  The Canadian mayor allegedly charged to the aide of his heckled brother and bowled over a fellow councilwoman while he "used his super-powers" to come to the rescue (ha ha)...okay, maybe not quite like this; I admit I'm just screwing around and milking this for the wacky humor.

Don't worry, he caught the councilwoman, preventing her from being knocked down to the floor.

Can you say CHARRRRRRRRRGE?

By the way, the city council neutered Rob Ford of his "superpowers" after all the allegations of drug & alcohol abuse.

My Daily Trek: CBS REPORTER HAMMERS AWAY AT PRESIDENT WITH TOUGH OBAMACARE QUESTIONS

My Daily Trek: CBS REPORTER HAMMERS AWAY AT PRESIDENT WITH TOUGH OBAMACARE QUESTIONS

The Political Jungle: Which Is The Party Of Racists?

The Political Jungle: Which Is The Party Of Racists?

Wait until you read Liberalmann's reply on Jenn's blog...you'll be laughing at him in a flash.

Former NSA Chief Michael Hayden Asks What The Obama Administration Twitter Fuss Is About

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/hayden-twitter-comments-amtrak/2013/10/25/id/533165?ns_mail_uid=63256890&ns_mail_job=1543323_10252013&promo_code=154EA-1

Liberal turd Tom Matzzie of MoveOn.org went on a Twitter spree of spreading liberal rumors against former NSA Chief Michael Hayden allegedly saying disparaging remarks against the 0bama administration.

As you read the article from the link, you will see the absolute absurd remarks Tom Matzzie tweetsout with only half the information of Hayden's phone calls.

Way to go, Tommy-boi! 

Shout Outs To 'Nox & Friends and Texas Fred For Their Fearless Blogging!

I must give a shout out to Hardnox And Friends and Texas Fred for their guts in keeping up their posts while 0bama and his chimps fling poo at the public.  While 0bama and his Choom Gang minions have blown smoke at the public, Texas Fred, Hardnox & Friends and other conservatives have trudged on in the battle to fight the moonbats.
Here are some of the loons they neutered...carry on!

Democrat Highway To Hell

The left wing poop flinging continues, as Senate Majority Jackass Leader Hairball Reid aka Roscoe the Dimwit Sheriff and his head boss Bury 0bama aka Boss Hogg continue to make the public miserable.  Hairball first closed down experimental cancer treatment centers to make a young boy suffer and possibly die while his parents went through the agony of not knowing whether he would live.  Next, Hairball Roscoe and his Boss Hogg refused to help the families of fallen soldiers with the expenses of funerals and other necessities, then tried to block private businesses and charities from picking up the tab.  In the meantime, Hogg 0bama's thug minions bullied tourists at closed monuments and memorials by using thug tactics on them and holding them like prisoners.  Then they tried to shut down Interstate 495 near DC as truckers across the country staged a convoy of protests to DC.  And now, they shut down WIC and the food stamps program in hopes of starving people in order to bribe them to become one of their blind sheep followers.

Before the shutdown, I had a strange sense that one of the desperate moves this administration would try to pull off would be to shut down all US and Interstate Highways and their entrances and exits in all 50 States at once. This would be a terrrible blow to all states, and result in huge losses across the nation. In California alone, it could isolate communities such as those along the US Highway 395. Places like Bishop, Mammoth Lakes, Crowley Lake and Bridgeport could be cut off from every other town along the highway. If all entrances and exits from the 395 were blocked, they would be in serious trouble. The same thing would apply to those along Interstate 5 and US Highway 101: If the Feds block all access and exit points to these roads, Pacific Coast Highway would be closed off at the points where it turns into Interstate 5 to go to San Diego, and it would be cut off in Ventura County and further north to Monterey County. Ventura, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo would be seriously affected. With I5 shut down, all places from the Canadian Border to Mexico would be affected. If I-10 were shut down, all places from Jacksonville Florida to Santa Monica and Los Angeles California, San Bernardino County California, Riverside County California, Arizona and others along the route would be severely affected. I hope I'm mistaken and that this never comes forth to fruition. 

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