Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Chrissi Matthews Drops Turds On Justice

Chris Matthews (@hardball_chris) tweeted at 10:42 AM on Thu, Mar 28, 2013: Just thought of a good book title - Anthony Kennedy: Elusive Justice (https://twitter.com/hardball_chris/status/317330842852671488)

Chrissy just went through another colon cleansing on Thursday.  So, while he needs to reinflate his head and big fat ego, here are some new titles for his biography:  "Chris Matthews:  Elusive Reporting," "Chris Matthews:  Hardballs Up His L'eggs," and "Chris Matthews Is A Big Fat Libturd." 

At least he made some use of his Obama Toys.

Obama's Latest Apology Tour

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/netanyahu-apology-turkey-flotilla/2013/03/22/id/495944?s=al&promo_code=12E66-1

Et tu Bibi?  Why Bibi?  Did B0B0 tell you to apologize to Turkey because Israel defended herself from Turkish Muslims?

Choomly is a clueless bozo, Bibi.  Keep on defending Israel from the big Satan called Islam.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam and Gavin's Smelly Adventures

As California keeps on the tracks of disaster, Moonbeam fails to see that his gravy train is about to derail in the worst possible place.  His partner in crime, Gaffing Gavin sees some trouble ahead, but has barely the sense enough to pull the brakes on Moonbeam's boondoggles.

Moonbeam and Gaffing Gavin are in a big political farting contest.  The sad thing is neither of them are ripping out laughing gas!  The one saving grace for Gaffing Gavin is his winery business getting hit hard enough for him to take notice of the taxes strangling him.

 

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Governor Moonbeam's Fart Contest Nightmare

Moonbeam and Gavin have plenty to worry about in 2014.  Why is it, you ask?  Word is out that Tim Donnelly is looking into the possibility that he might run against Governor Moonbeam, and perhaps beam him out of the office (and perhaps to the moon).

 

Donnelly currently serves as Assemblyman in the 59th District, and has been a mover and shaker in the State Assembly.  Donnelly has been trying to break the deadlock the left wing extremists in the Assembly and State Senate have created.  You can bet Phony Tony Villa's cousin Johnnie Perez will help Governor Moonbeam lob some liberal turds at Tim Donnelly in hopes of smearing Donnelly's campaign.  Perez will be getting his funds from his buddies at NAMBLA, GLSEN, GLAAD and the other left wing nutjob extremist groups.

Just remember that Perez's cousin is this liberal hack who calls himself the "mayor of Los Zangeles" (or should I say the...uh...I think I'll restrain myself this time). 

In case you're wondering, here's Johnnie's infamous cousin Tony Villa:

    Just say no to Moonbeam!  More to follow!

 

 

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Barry and Shelley's Misadventure

"Barack you fool!  You told that genie you wanted to trade places with me????"

 

 

"Uh, uh, uh, uh, Shelley, that genie said we have 3 wishes."

"I already asked for a taxpayer paid ballroom blitz and a luxury vacation!!!!  That cost us 2 wishes, you idiot!"

"Well, now I gotta find a way to blame George W. Bush for this!  Thanks alot Shelley!"

"Oh stop acting like a big baby, Barry!  You know I always wear the pants!"

  

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Berkley Moonbeamer Joins The Fart Contest With Email Tax Proposal

You already read Mr. E's post on the email tax proposal from the Berkley moonbat.  So let me take it from here.  Here's another loose cannon ready to damage California even further by proposing another tax on cash strapped people.  Yes Mr. E, what is his kielbasa made of?  What did he season his dill pickles with?  What's stuffed in his cabbage and potatoes?  I hope Moonbeam didn't get wind of this.  The last thing we need is a looney plot to subsidize some postal clowns with fat pensions in their carcasses.

Hugo The Moonbat Clown Part 2 - The Deathbed Chronicles

Hugo's journey into the darkness starts here in the hospital bed.

As he croaked, he thought he was dreaming.  Chavez soon realized he was about to go into eternity, and was starting to chat with Satan.

If Chavez got smart before croaking, he will have asked Jesus Christ for mercy.

Berkley Libtard Proposes Email Tax

Meet Berkley councilmoonbat Gordon Wozniak.  Moonbat Wozniak in his typical liberal idiocy wants to tax your emails to subsidize the failing US Postal Service.  This clueless moonbat fails to address the cause of the Postal Service's demise:  bloated fat pensions.  Gordo the moonbat clown wants to feed the fat pigs with typical moonbat slop.
What did Wozniak season his kielbasa and dill pickles with?  What's in his cabbage?  The moonbat secret ingredient has taken full effect on him.  His moonbat hooch has left him in a typically drunken moonbat stupor.  Will the other moonbat zombies follow his failed moonbat policy?
Wookie-boy, stop the embarassment!  Moonbeam has been bad enough.  Stop making California a huge laughing stock!

Hugo The Moonbat Clown Part 1

In celebration of Hugo Chavez's timely croaking, I have decided to ponder the what ifs.  What would have happened had Hugo Chavez toured California shortly before he croaked?  He probably would have put a show on that would make Governor Moonbeam fart in his Depends.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? 0bama's Pet Rino Chucky Hagel Gets Confirmed.

It's official.  Emperor 0bama has chosen his pet RINO Chucky Hagel for the new Secretary of Defense.  Chucky either needs to man up or become a laughing stock.  This Jew hater likes to kiss the rear of Muslim Terrorists, and says he's not a rubber stamp for Zionists. 

WAY TO GO CHUCKY!  Did you kiss the emperor's behind to get this position?

More to come in the near future.

"Uh-uh...yes Mr. President!  I'll rubber stamp everything you want me to!"

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Governor Moonbeam's Fart Contest Continues

Yes, the challenge continues!  Seems like Governor Moonbeam is up to whiffing and sniffing more swamp gases as he gets challenged by more governors.  Moonbeam has become the biggest laughing stock of state governors across this nation.

Iowa's Governor Terry Branstad has joined the challenge!  Branstad has joined the list of governors ready to hunt down businesses tired of taxes being beamed to the moon!   So what is a moonbeamer about to do?  Stay tuned for more details!

 

Barbecued Monkeys

How to Cook Monkeys (article) by Brian Heir on AuthorsDen

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Governor Moonbeam Farts Out a Challenge To Governor Rick Perry

 Governor Moonbeam has a serious case of gas and indigestion.  Recently, Texas Governor Rick Perry has run some ads aimed at luring California businesses over to Texas.  Perry pointed out that Texas has lower taxes and fewer business regulations than California.  Jerry had a sudden gas passing call out to Rick Perry, saying it's barely a fart when reporters asked him what he thought of Perry's challenge.

TOUCHY TOUCHY, GOVERNOR MOONBEAM!  May I suggest you take an Alka Seltzer tablet?  Perhaps a plop plop fizz fizz will give you some relief.  Oh, and bring it on Jerry!   We'll call the contest "From Moonbeam Jerry To Governor Rick Perry" and see who wins.

Here's your little booby prize Jerry:

It'll perhaps give you an edge in the farting contest; however, it might make it the stinkiest one you ever ripped.  It'll make your skin turn green, Jerry!

  

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Queenie Mo VS Willy Mo

Masachussetts Governor Deval Patrick has poked Barney Frank's behind, and The Drama Queen dragged his rant to the public.  Barney couldn't be more miserable, now that Governor Patrick has chosen William "Mo" Cowan to be the interim Senator, until the voters choose a candidate to fill out the remaining term of John Kerry.  Patrick chose the "Willy Mo" over the "ho mo" despite Barney's booty kissing.
Barney, Mo has been chosen!  Enjoy your retirement.  Governor Patrick prefers a "Willy Mo" in office!