Monday, July 11, 2011

Friday, July 1, 2011

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi

It is I, the Rattrapper! I was just saying to Mr. E, that it is time to do the "dreaded moves of Rikishi" onto the liberals that have been writing nasty comments on the replies! A huge stinkface awaits for a liberal clown who decides to spam the comment lines! So go ahead, libturds! Spam away! When you see the big carcass eclipsing your pimple head in a flash, you will get the stinkface you highly await for! It's coming, so don't say you didn't get a warning!
Word up: he just used the toilet! He's ready to deliver to you, liberals!

Rikishi's about to moon land!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Pelosi Now Asking Weiner To Resign - Is Pelosi A Scalded Chihuahua?




Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Who poured the boiling water on Nancy Pelosi? Was it Tim Kaine? Was it Debbie Wasserman Schultz? Who was it? Who boiled the Weiner? It looks like that drunken chihuahua Pelosi has just sobered up for a moment after someone poured the boiling water on her! She wants to save her drunken carcass for another power grab in the House! Now she's barking at the Weiner dude "GET OUT ANTHONY!" HEE HEE HEE HEE! What a joke! Pelosi needs to stop drinking her stash of hooch and sober up politically!

Friday, June 10, 2011

Alabama Governor Signs Toughest Immigration Reform Bill

Associated Press

Governor Jan Brewer, get ready to ride in the "Bentley" mobile!  You now have company!  

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Obama Whacks Osama - Part 4: The Smackdown From Bibi!


Obama just got smacked down by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netenyahu! What happened?It turns out that Obama is trying to sell out Israel to the Arabs in exchange for having Osama Bin Laden's carcass delivered to him. This sad excuse for an @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ has just set us up for an epic disaster on our soil!

Have you noticed the disasters the United States has been facing since 0bama made this dirty deal? When Bin Laden's carcass was delivered to 0bama, the Mississippi River has overflown its banks, resulting in an epic flooding throughout the Central part of the country. Also, the Midwest has suffered the worst tornado damage in 60 years: Joplin Missouri has been destroyed at the time 0bama told Bibi to go back to the pre 1967 borders.

Let's now look out to the future: 0bama has just set up the United States for another 9/11 style attack on our soil. In fact, the @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ will probably see one on our soil before the end of 2012. The "fuzzy muzzies" the left wing extremists dream about are itching to come after us now.

Now I just found the perfect
cartoon which sums up what the dumbo has done to the United States:

Lieberman: Obama Speech 'Profoundly Ill-Advised'

Lieberman: Obama Speech 'Profoundly Ill-Advised'

Uh yeah, it is a blunder that Obama will pay for with his political career.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Gavin Newsom's Magic Car



Gavin Newsom has been blowing his hot gas all over Twitter, gloating and cawing that the U.S. Senate did the greatest thing by voting to reject the GOP Plan for drilling for oil. Where is he? Is this guy functioning with a working brain? What planet is he from? Oh wait, I know: Planet Of The Moonbats! While he thinks gay men can have babies by sodomizing each other...after all, we came from dust he reasons, he thinks the gas genie magically fills his tank when it goes on empty! Has he seen the price of gas across the nation? It's over $4.50 per gallon or higher in some states, and he says by not drilling, we're much better off?

Gavin, you haven't answered mystere's twitter question he asked you: Does your gas tank magically create gasoline when it gets low in the tank? Why haven't you replied to mystere? Was it another one of your gaffes you posted on Twitter again? You seem to put your foot in your mouth often? Does it taste good Gavin? You and Joey Biden have something in common: You both tend to gaffe alot! Are you both gaffe chickens from the same family line?

Thursday, May 5, 2011

OBAMA WHACKS OSAMA...PART DEUX...BUSH LED, BIN LADEN DEAD!

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., a leading waterboarding-is-torture and Bush-is-evil-and-incompetent critic, raised no reservations and was oblivious to the contradiction: "The death of Osama bin Laden marks the most significant development in our fight against al-Qaida. I salute President Obama, his national security team, Director Panetta, our men and women in the intelligence community and military, and other nations who supported this effort for their leadership in achieving this major accomplishment. ... (T)he death of Osama bin Laden is historic." (via Larry Elder).



Well, well, well!!!  The mule with the botox job says what?  She said what?  THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!  Oh yes!

Let's just remember that it was Bill Clinton and George W. Bush who started the man hunt for Bin Laden.  These guys took the lead in starting the hunt for Bin Laden and his gang of thugs.  The clowns caught before Binny Boy got their Saturday night bath specials, so that they could give the CIA and other intelligence officials the needed tip to "knock bin laden dead".  

Now, what do you have to say to Nancy, Mr. Bush?

 Ahh, very diplomatic Mr. Bush!

How about you Mr. Obama?  What would you like to say?



 Really now?







Wednesday, May 4, 2011

OBAMA WHACKS OSAMA...PART ONE.

Well, it's definitely official! The terror monkey Osama bin laden has been whacked! Great Job NAVY SEALS! You got him!


So Mr. Obama, what would you like to say now?

Very good Mr. Obama! Now can you show us some pictures of Osama Bin Laden's carcass?






Wait, these look like photoshopped pics Mr. Obama. Are you sure he's dead?


Okay, but what will you swear on to prove he's dead?





So you're celebrating with some burgers Mr. Obama?


Well, Mr. Obama, while you celebrate, check out this link:


laughzilla's blog: The Daily Dose 5/4/11 - Top 10 dead terrorist jokes

What do you think about laughzilla's blog, Mr. Obama?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Sickos Attack Sarah Palin's Downs Sydrome Child: Greatest Living American: A Children’s Treasury of Trig Crap On His Birthday

Greatest Living American: A Children’s Treasury of Trig Crap On His Birthday

See what these sick whackjobs do to a kid?  Absolute garbage!

A$$ KLOWN Earl Ofari Hutchinson Whining Over Chimp Obama Joke Email



Go figure! Earl Ofari Hutchinson has thrown another temper tantrum over somone "insulting" his dumbo emperor Obama. While no one condones racism here on this blog, let me post the picture which gave Hutch a painful wedgie this weekend:

Now don't think I condone this picture! It isn't funny! However, I think Earl Ofari Hutchinson tends to be selective when he goes on the attack. Where was he when people photoshopped George W. Bush as a monkey? NOWHERE! Now let's take a look at Bush being mocked:

Oh Earl, where art thou?

And where were you when some liberals attacked a black conservative at a Tea Party event in Portland Oregon? Oh Earl, where art thou? OH WAIT, IT'S SOMEONE WHO'S AN UNCLE TOM, RIGHT EARL? YOU DON'T DEFEND YOUR UNCLE TOMMY, RIGHT EARL?
So while "Uncle Tommy" gets attacked, you sit around and smile, don't you Earl? "he no deserve no protection becuz he turn whitey boy!"

My my Earl! Oh, and when Dennis Kucinich thought Obama should be impeached for bombing Libya, you thought Kucinich was wrong?? Why's that Earl? Oh wait, I know why: because Kucinich is a liberal who thinks Obama did the wrong thing, and Kucinich is a white guy! But since Kucinich is a liberal, you only gave him a slap on the hands in your Huff-Poop editorial.

"Muh name iz Earl! I slap da whitey boy when he get outta line! I don't like no uncle Tommy eethuh! They too smart foh da lazy man!"



Oh, your name is Earl alright! The one who chooses to pick on conservatives and liberal whites who call out when they see other liberals screwing up!


Sunday, April 3, 2011

Will Muslims Issue A Fatwa Against Carl's Jr. & Hardees?

The word is out! Carl's Jr. and Hardees have brought out an under 500 calorie burger to the market. However, they have gotten some people upset with their ads. But, before I get into what's happening, let me give you a link to some free food from Carl's Jr. and Hardees:

http://www.hardees.com/promotions/


If you haven't noticed the ads yet, this is where the heat is on: They got Miss Turkey to do an ad for the new turkey burger. In the ad, Miss Turkey strips down to a bikini with the turkey burger imprinted on it. It turns out that Miss Turkey, Gizem Memic (Sorry folks, my computer doesn't allow for a French curve under the c), happens to like Carl's Jr. burgers; she said she grew up eating them.

Now, I came across a blog w
here a Turkish American said he was quite offended with the ad. I'll admit Gizem is quite the looker here! She has become quite the sensation on television with that ad! Now I'm wondering if any Muslim Imam has become a big cry baby and issued a Fatwa against Carl's Jr. and Hardees? Or have they enjoyed the ad so much that they've given a pass to them? If I were 1 of those nutjob Imams, I would probably still give a pass! Of course not all Imams are nutjobs, just the extremists!

Gizem, if you happen to come across t
his blog, I hope you enjoy the Turkey Burger!



No Fatwa from me!

(Originally posted on http://rattrappersmyfoxtrappings.blogspot.com)

Friday, April 1, 2011

Shake It Up Before We Go Go!




H
e put the boom-boom into the sky,

He tried to bomb Libya solo, with a war-cry!

So he sent up U.S. planes...
the fails per mission have all been insane...
With moonbats flying into the night,
we'll be in trouble tomorrow all right,
His weakness going down in a flame,
We'll be the butt of the moonbat hall of shame!


Shake It Up Before We Go Go!
Don't leave us hanging on a war solo,
Shake It Up Before We Go Go!
Leave us watching in shame!


Bomb all night, in the hall of shame,
Don't let common sense enter your brain,
Bomb all night, in the hall of shame,
Just let Dubya be the one who's blamed...

Shake it up before we go go!
Just be the moonbat with the bombing solo!
Shake It Up before We Go Go!
We'll be dying tonight!

Sharia's not so fly!!!!
Yeah Yeah!!!!

Rattrapper Out!

How Did Jerry Brown Raise $$$ for his mansion?


How has Governor Moonbeam raised money for his "mansion" in the past? He has gone out on his RINO hunt again, looking for traitors to rob us again! Yet, he cannot find a single RINO, so now he's resorted to the name calling and blame casting game...What is it that Moonbeamer Jerry doesn't get into his bald thick head? Moonbeam's woman has also jumped into the mean streak by being a %*^(# around conservatives. It turns out that a number of Republican State Senators have gotten the witch's brew treatment from "Little Moonbeam Annie" for not wanting to increase taxes.

Word to Governor Moonbeam: You may have gotten away with raising taxes to pay for your mansion last time you were in the Governor's office; this time, we're not going to take it!