Monday, August 3, 2009

Happy Birthday Barry Obama!

Happy Birthday Barry Obama! Today is another milestone day for you!

By the way, we've been wanting to see your official birth certificate: will you please show it to us?

Thank you very much Barry O! Tonight, I'm sure your wife has a very special surprise waiting for you when the time is right:

Oh, by the way, I hope you had breakfast this morning!

Ah, very good Barry!

Now about your International Affairs, don't lose sleep over this! It's just the result of your big blunders overseas!

Happy Birthday Emperor Obama!

And please watch your step!