CA$H FOR CLUNKER$

Aaaaah, the CA$H FOR CLUNKER$ program has gotten off to a rocky start! Shortly after it ran out of money, the moonbat Congress has added a huge bundle of cash to further expand its promotion. And by the way, cars must be built after the year 1986 to qualify for the program.

Now, they didn't say 1986 AD or BC, did they?

So here we are folks, watching the government dealing cars for all of us! Time to march to the beat of a different drum:

By the way, do you smell a rat here?

And here is your car salesman of the year!

Now what kind of deal will we have here?