Kim Jong Un's Nuclear Cabbage Patch

Little Kimi boi's been blasting his mouth off lately, threatening to launch a nuclear missile if the United States refuses to meet his demands.  That little "cho-dogu" can blubber on, as far as I'm concerned.  If he dares to launch a nuke, his dumpy cabbage patch will become a nuclear wasteland when we're finished with him.

 

Go ahead Kimi-boi!  When you launch your nukes, you'll see your home turn into a nuclear cabbage patch!