
"Duh, Gee Tennessee, what are we going to do now?"

"Don't worry Chumly, Tennessee Tuxedo WILL NOT FAIL! We're gonna see Mr. Whoopie!"

Oh my! So what are these clowns up to now? So far, there's been nothing but the torture of waiting like a bunch of sheep, waiting to be slaughtered by some cruel masochist! While Euna Lee and Laura Ling wait to be rescued after being secretly forced to confess to a crime they didn't commit, "Mr. Whoopie" aka "Ozone Man" aka former Tennessee Senator and Vice President Al Gore has been sitting on his @$$ doing hardly anything productive in getting OUR CITIZENS released from "Mr. Kim's 'illing' dump of a communist nation NOKO!

And what has the United States Secretary of State been doing to get them out? Just cackling her jaws off, hoping she could negotiate a release by words alone! Now what's wrong with this picture???
Meanwhile, "the Emperor" has been using his teleprompter to attempt convincing the NOKO leader to be easy on Euna & Laura, therefore going on his American apology tour to North Korea! Hello! We as a nation have nothin

Now get some balls, and get Euna an


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