Friday, December 22, 2017

Dervish Sanders Just Topped The Naughty List

Dervish has topped the naughty list.  He beat out his buttboi Pookie Toot Toot.  Unbelievable!  Pookie Toot Toot usually manages to be the top stinker, but this year, Dervish outdid him at the last minute.  Santa Claus is trying to get out of the chimney after Dervish stank up his home with the big daddy of a blog Rikishi stinkface.  Blog Rikishi gave Dervish's flea ridden mutt some much needed relief, blasting the fleas out of her fur, then giving her a flea treatment bath.  Dervish's mutt has been safely returned home, clean and free of fleas.  It's hard to believe Dervish the blog troll has beaten Pookie Toot Toot this year.  On the other hand, Pookie Toot Toot's been running away from other bloggers after posting vile retorts on their blogs.  He's been occupied, looking over his shoulders, knowing others are after him.

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