Friday, November 2, 2012

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Obama's After Halloween Party


(A special thanks to el Sooper (@SooperMexican of Twitter) for giving me permission to use his artwork) http://soopermexican.com


Word is out that B0B0 had a raging Halloween Party at the White House a few days ago.  He went through several costume changes during his gala.  Here was his first costume.







He got hungry soon after and started having serious cravings for dog meat.  So he got his team together to go to his new business hide out from Shelley.




 He went out on a hunt, and captured Adolf Hitler's pet Fluffy.






 He made several dishes out of Fluffy, including a frozen dessert for himself.

 Word got out to Hitler that Obama ate his pet Fluffy.

http://youtu.be/nEBN8wOKjMo 

 Adolf hit the roof, when he found out that David Axelrod aided Obama in capturing Fluffy.  He summoned Axelrod and gave him more than an ear full.  Axelrod then broke some shocking news to Hitler.

Obama got his Choom Gang posse to deflect the rage of Hitler:
Chrissi "Tingleleggs" Matthews
 Obama bribed him with another thrill up his scrotum.



Joey Big Bird Biden

Rachel Madcow
Jesse The Nut Chopper Jackson

 And last but not least, Shelley was not amused over his mutt hunting.

 His mutt Bo sent word to Mitt Romney that 0bama wanted to eat his dog Seamus.


 Mitt sent 0bama a message to stop him from eating Seamus.

Mitt rounded up 0bama's posse, and made Donkey burgers out of them.





 Chrissi Matthews saw Romney mince 0bama's posse, and suffered constipation that night.

Joey Big Bird Biden started flapping his wings and let out another gaffe caw to Paul Ryan.

 So when you get out and vote, remember this:
 Pimp Daddy's going to get fired on November 6 2012.
 
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

FUNNY POLITICAL PICTURES



As the elections draw near, the photos crop up on the web.
Of course I have to feed you some of the wackiest pics...after all, moonbat slayers need to laugh as well.
















 






Saturday, October 13, 2012

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Libturds On Twitter


Oh boy!  I just came across some 

wacky liberal on Twitter and I just had 

to pull these Tweets and post them.

I shook my head when I read these

goofball gaffes.  Just saying!  Some

of the craziest things liberals say on 

Twitter!  OH MY!




If you have ever worried about your mom seeing yur d!<%... this is a fate worse than death..
Uh, perhaps getting an accidental Bobbit Job

from your zipper is worse than the humiliation?

Only Moms can get d!<%$ out of zippers... I learned this...


Wanna know the worst thing about getting your d!<% caught in your zipper? asking your mom to get it out... YES ...Oh God...

Oh God?  Since when did you start believing in

God, Superboi?  And no, I don't want to know the

worst thing about nearly giving yourself a zipper

Bobbit job.

Ok, settle down Superman.... ok....

Okay?  Okay??
 I'm f***king telling you dude.. PAIN....

Well, duh!  After all, you nearly gave yourelf a 

zipper Bobbit job...and you didn't have a Novacain 

shot.


Now why do libbies talk about their

sad little lives on Twitter?  Is this their

way of confessing their sins?

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Chrissi Matthews' Temper Tantrum

Poor poor Chrissi!  He just got a jolt up his scrotum, and it must have been extremely painful.  He got so upset over his boyfriend Barack 0bama getting a smack down on the first Presidential debate with Mitt Romney.

0bama put on his monkey suit and got gored by Romney.

Romney saw the chinks in the monkey suit arguments, and charged ahead at 0bama, goring him in the gas bags.

 
Poor 0bama!  He must be squealing in political pain right now.

But even worse:  Chrissi Matthews felt a pain up his scrotum, and is now screeching at 0bama.
Chrissi, you just stuck yourself with your own knife, so quit screaming.
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Monday, October 1, 2012

WHAT DID MOONBEAM DO?


 
He struck up some dirty deals again!

He refused to cut the budget,
keep parents out of the dark 
with their kids, and let NAMBLA
go on a boy hunt in the schools.


 But, he did do one thing right:
he vetoed a bill that would give
kids more than 2 legal parents.

NAMBLA & the other fruitcakes
had a fit when he vetoed the bill.

http://myemail.constantcontact.com/What-the-Governor-was-up-to-this-weekend.html?soid=1100422530046&aid=Kbay-n7xKSM

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Scripture to think about

http://bible.us/Ps27.4.NIV84 One thing I ask of the Lord, this is what I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to gaze upon the beauty of the Lord and to seek him in his temple.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

2 DNC Members React To DNC Speaker

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tRSkfzokJ0M#
Two members of the Democratic Party reacted to the speech
g
iven by the special guest speaker of the 2012 Democratic National Convention.  As you know, Hardnox of the Fellowship Of The Minds blog had the scoop on who was going to speak at the 2012 DNC.  I managed to get a hold of a reaction from two prominent DNC members who asked to keep their identities secret. They spoke in a special code.  Here is a translation of their reactions.

"Oh Keith!  I'm starting to feel another thrill up my hind legs!"  "Oh Chrissi, I'm feeling a thrill up my tail!"   "Oh Keith, give me a big smooch on my lips!"  "0h Chrissi-boi, here's a big wet one for you!"
Here's to you, Hardnox!



Saturday, September 15, 2012

Choomly Obama and Pals

You all know how the bozo works:


Friday, September 14, 2012

Obama's 4 Years In Office

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdG0RVh8shs

Remember, 0bama had his chance to do something!


Is Bobo's wife a He?

TOTUS misspell's Michelle's name. Obama is now married to "Michael" & doesn't seem to notice or care http://t.co/qAiY9u0h #truelove -- Tammy Bruce (@HeyTammyBruce)

"Who wrote Michael in the Teleprompter???"
"You foo Barry!  You ain't gittin no burgers tonight!"
"I want a hamburger!  I want a hamburger!"