Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts

Thursday, September 11, 2014

New York Golf Clubs Say No To 0bama


While the world explodes, President Urkel tries to hit the links.

Urkel thinks the ice cream is "the bomb." ISIS goes out and drops the bomb.

Urkel sees himself as a strong leader.
ISIS sees Urkel as a crazy wimpy mouse! http://www.newsmax.com/US/Obama-golf-courses-Labor-Day/2014/09/10/id/593726/?ns_mail_uid=63256890&ns_mail_job=1585420_09102014&s=al&dkt_nbr=mwujurni

Monday, August 18, 2014

Barack Obama's Excellent Vacation?



http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Scarborough-Obama-Hewitt-checked-out/2014/08/15/id/589033/?ns_mail_uid=63256890&ns_mail_job=1581824_08152014&promo_code=a59w1fnh

 While Joey and Barry yuck it up,  it looks like it's time to play golf at Martha's Vineyard.  Muh muh my!  Muh muh my!  While ISIS terrorizes the Middle East, a marine remains rotting in a Mexican prison, HamAss lobs rockets into Israel, and terrorists laugh at our foreign policy, all he wants to do is play golf. Update August 18 2014: 0bama cut his vacation short to respond to the white on black teen shooting and riots in Ferguson Missouri. Go figure!

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Democrat Highway To Hell

The left wing poop flinging continues, as Senate Majority Jackass Leader Hairball Reid aka Roscoe the Dimwit Sheriff and his head boss Bury 0bama aka Boss Hogg continue to make the public miserable.  Hairball first closed down experimental cancer treatment centers to make a young boy suffer and possibly die while his parents went through the agony of not knowing whether he would live.  Next, Hairball Roscoe and his Boss Hogg refused to help the families of fallen soldiers with the expenses of funerals and other necessities, then tried to block private businesses and charities from picking up the tab.  In the meantime, Hogg 0bama's thug minions bullied tourists at closed monuments and memorials by using thug tactics on them and holding them like prisoners.  Then they tried to shut down Interstate 495 near DC as truckers across the country staged a convoy of protests to DC.  And now, they shut down WIC and the food stamps program in hopes of starving people in order to bribe them to become one of their blind sheep followers.
Before the shutdown, I had a strange sense that one of the desperate moves this administration would try to pull off would be to shut down all US and Interstate Highways and their entrances and exits in all 50 States at once. This would be a terrrible blow to all states, and result in huge losses across the nation. In California alone, it could isolate communities such as those along the US Highway 395. Places like Bishop, Mammoth Lakes, Crowley Lake and Bridgeport could be cut off from every other town along the highway. If all entrances and exits from the 395 were blocked, they would be in serious trouble. The same thing would apply to those along Interstate 5 and US Highway 101: If the Feds block all access and exit points to these roads, Pacific Coast Highway would be closed off at the points where it turns into Interstate 5 to go to San Diego, and it would be cut off in Ventura County and further north to Monterey County. Ventura, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo would be seriously affected. With I5 shut down, all places from the Canadian Border to Mexico would be affected. If I-10 were shut down, all places from Jacksonville Florida to Santa Monica and Los Angeles California, San Bernardino County California, Riverside County California, Arizona and others along the route would be severely affected. I hope I'm mistaken and that this never comes forth to fruition. 







Saturday, March 23, 2013

Obama's Latest Apology Tour

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/netanyahu-apology-turkey-flotilla/2013/03/22/id/495944?s=al&promo_code=12E66-1

Et tu Bibi?  Why Bibi?  Did B0B0 tell you to apologize to Turkey because Israel defended herself from Turkish Muslims?

Choomly is a clueless bozo, Bibi.  Keep on defending Israel from the big Satan called Islam.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Charging Rhinos! Meet Willard The Talking Rhino!

My goodness!  It's a miracle!  Even the National Enquirer missed out on this!  Special thanks to JC for this great find!  Boston must be quite proud!
By the way, Barry is pumped!  He wants to practice his skills as a matador. "0" has his superhero suit on, ready to volunteer his services.  0le 0bama!




Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Obama Goes To Jail!

Okay, I said it!  Obama goes to jail!  But which Obama is it? It is Onyango Obama aka Uncle Omar.  Obama got arrested for a DUI charge in Framingham Massachusetts after leaving a restaurant named Chicken Bone.  To see the arrest report, this post is linked to a site.  Do you see a family resemblance here?


Uncle Omar, as Obama refers to him, said he would call the White House, when the police told him he had one call he could make.  Unfortunately, Barry, Shelley and the girls were out of DC, vacationing at Martha's Vineyard.  Now you might wonder what Obama was eating for dinner on vacation:  check this out:


Go figure!


Now here are some liners the late show hosts can use:


Omar must be trying out for the new movie Obama Goes To Jail!


Obama eats chicken; Onyango plays chicken.


Obama smashes the economy.  Omar smashes into a police car.


Omar and Barry are trying out for the cover video of Genesis' Illegal Alien.


Okay, I let it out of my system!  Any ideas?


Saturday, August 27, 2011

Sour Grapes





Muh muh my! Rattrapper here! Looks like we have some sour grapes here! That bimbo "Mad Maxi" Dirty Waters has gone ape with rage! She just went off with her hate ridden loud diatribe, yelling "THE TEA PARTY CAN GO TO HELL!"
Oh Maxi!  What hateful bigoted remarks you screech here!  Tell us, are you pissed that your Emperor refused to stop by your gang infested ghetto of Inglewood California?  Are you spewing sour grapes here Maxi?





It looks like things are a bit contagious here Maxi!  Look what you've done here!  Shelley's a bit pissed at Barry because he's sucking on an ice cream cone, while that kid beside her picks his nose!



"MMM! Dis dah best ice cream evah!"                          

"Foo! Did you take his ice cream Barry?"
"Don't mess with me, woman!"

Can't a guy eat in peace?





Saturday, August 13, 2011

Obama Is So Low His Shadow Turns On Him (via Right Truth)

Debbie is the best!  She found one of the funniest pictures here!
Sorry folks, but you need to go to her site to see it.  I want you to go to her site and see it for yourself!  This post is linked to her site.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Obama Whacks Osama - Part 4: The Smackdown From Bibi!


Obama just got smacked down by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netenyahu! What happened?It turns out that Obama is trying to sell out Israel to the Arabs in exchange for having Osama Bin Laden's carcass delivered to him. This sad excuse for an @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ has just set us up for an epic disaster on our soil!

Have you noticed the disasters the United States has been facing since 0bama made this dirty deal? When Bin Laden's carcass was delivered to 0bama, the Mississippi River has overflown its banks, resulting in an epic flooding throughout the Central part of the country. Also, the Midwest has suffered the worst tornado damage in 60 years: Joplin Missouri has been destroyed at the time 0bama told Bibi to go back to the pre 1967 borders.

Let's now look out to the future: 0bama has just set up the United States for another 9/11 style attack on our soil. In fact, the @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ will probably see one on our soil before the end of 2012. The "fuzzy muzzies" the left wing extremists dream about are itching to come after us now.

Now I just found the perfect
cartoon which sums up what the dumbo has done to the United States:

Friday, April 1, 2011

Shake It Up Before We Go Go!




H
e put the boom-boom into the sky,

He tried to bomb Libya solo, with a war-cry!

So he sent up U.S. planes...
the fails per mission have all been insane...
With moonbats flying into the night,
we'll be in trouble tomorrow all right,
His weakness going down in a flame,
We'll be the butt of the moonbat hall of shame!


Shake It Up Before We Go Go!
Don't leave us hanging on a war solo,
Shake It Up Before We Go Go!
Leave us watching in shame!


Bomb all night, in the hall of shame,
Don't let common sense enter your brain,
Bomb all night, in the hall of shame,
Just let Dubya be the one who's blamed...

Shake it up before we go go!
Just be the moonbat with the bombing solo!
Shake It Up before We Go Go!
We'll be dying tonight!

Sharia's not so fly!!!!
Yeah Yeah!!!!

Rattrapper Out!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Obama The Messiah


How's this for apocalyptic literature. This was written by a pastor's
wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is
brilliant.
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And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their
will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that
person known as "The One."


He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He
hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you." My lack
of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my
association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you
with hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the
land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation,
and that all he has built must be destroyed. And the people rejoiced,
for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised
that it was good; and they believed. And "The One" said " We live in
the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"


Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats." And the
people said "Sock it to them!" "And redistribute their wealth." And
the people said, "Show us the money!" And then he said, "
redistribution of wealth is good for everybody."


And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me? You're going to
steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??" And "The One"
ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was
banished from the kingdom!


Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and
having zero military experience or knowledge, how will we deal with
radical terrorists?" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with
them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they
will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!" And the people
said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons
into free cars for the people!"


Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes." And one,
lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes." So "The One"
said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell
your homes!" And the people yawned and the slumping housing market
collapsed. And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care
for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every
person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the
clinics." And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"


Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and
electricity rates will skyrocket!" And the people said, "Coal is
dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part
about higher electric rates.." So "The One" said, Not to worry. If
your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"

Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's
grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches,
free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..." And
the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!


And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and
ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others
simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto
a rock dropped from a cliff..
The bank banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a
crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.


Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah - and I'm here
to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have
enough!" But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a
minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have
to pay more... And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is
unfair!!" And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic
programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and
a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"


And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?" But yea
verily, it was too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon
him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation
was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or
shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as like
unto a poison that had destroyed then and like a whirlwind that
consumed all that they had built.

And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
"give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too
late, and their homeland was no more.


You may think this a fairy tale, but it's not.
It's happening RIGHT NOW




THIS really tells it like it is. After reading it -- and before you go into the bathroom to throw-up -- forward it to your friends and those you know who care about our country and what is happening to it under the rule of Commissar Obamanation.

P.S. -- Yeah, this is too true to be funny. Tragic, but not funny; tragic but true