He got hungry soon after and started having serious cravings for dog meat. So he got his team together to go to his new business hide out from Shelley.
He went out on a hunt, and captured Adolf Hitler's pet Fluffy.
Word got out to Hitler that Obama ate his pet Fluffy.
http://youtu.be/nEBN8wOKjMo
Adolf hit the roof, when he found out that David Axelrod aided Obama in capturing Fluffy. He summoned Axelrod and gave him more than an ear full. Axelrod then broke some shocking news to Hitler.
Obama got his Choom Gang posse to deflect the rage of Hitler:
Chrissi "Tingleleggs" Matthews |
Joey Big Bird Biden |
Rachel Madcow |
Jesse The Nut Chopper Jackson |
His mutt Bo sent word to Mitt Romney that 0bama wanted to eat his dog Seamus.
Mitt rounded up 0bama's posse, and made Donkey burgers out of them.
Chrissi Matthews saw Romney mince 0bama's posse, and suffered constipation that night.
Joey Big Bird Biden started flapping his wings and let out another gaffe caw to Paul Ryan.
So when you get out and vote, remember this:
Pimp Daddy's going to get fired on November 6 2012.