Liberals Barbecue Themselves Over Rick Perry Indictment

Oh my! The liberals have outdone themselves again! http://thefederalist.com/2014/08/18/the-rick-perry-indictment-is-textbook-malicious-prosecution/

Public Integrity Unit, eh?

So, the liberals are fine and dandy, having a drunken official doing her job while serving time in jail over a DUI charge? Had Rosemary Lehmberg been a conservative, they'd be cawing a different tune.

Their plot seems to be unraveling as the truth slowly comes out.

Liberals were hoping Michael McCrum would give them ammunition and take down Rick Perry by prosecuting him maliciously. However, the plans have unraveled and blown up in their faces. Poor libbies! They're screaming Unholy Shishkabob as they burn themselves. Even some of the left wing heavyweights have come to the side of Rick Perry.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Governor Moonbeam Farts Out a Challenge To Governor Rick Perry

 Governor Moonbeam has a serious case of gas and indigestion.  Recently, Texas Governor Rick Perry has run some ads aimed at luring California businesses over to Texas.  Perry pointed out that Texas has lower taxes and fewer business regulations than California.  Jerry had a sudden gas passing call out to Rick Perry, saying it's barely a fart when reporters asked him what he thought of Perry's challenge.

TOUCHY TOUCHY, GOVERNOR MOONBEAM!  May I suggest you take an Alka Seltzer tablet?  Perhaps a plop plop fizz fizz will give you some relief.  Oh, and bring it on Jerry!   We'll call the contest "From Moonbeam Jerry To Governor Rick Perry" and see who wins.

Here's your little booby prize Jerry:

It'll perhaps give you an edge in the farting contest; however, it might make it the stinkiest one you ever ripped.  It'll make your skin turn green, Jerry!

  

Governor Jerry Brown Says "Raise Taxes On The Richest Californians" AGAIN...

Moonbeam has hatched another ROB THE RICH TO FEED THE BEAST plan on voters again.  Moonbeam Jerry in his usual money grabbing scheme has made another one of his typical failing blunders again.  Moonbeam plans on raising taxes of those who make more than $250,000.  Moonbeam also wants to raise sales taxes again.
Okay Jerry, since you want to rob the rich to feed your greedy beast, why don't you ask your moonbat duchess of Oakland the Jeannie to help you by raiding your home town with the first sales tax hike.  Then you can raise the taxes on your neighbors in Oakland Hills.  Next, you can raise the taxes in Sacramento County.  After you rip off Oakland and Sacramento, go after the moving companies.  You will see a mass exodus known as from moonbeam Jerry to Rick Perry.
Moonbeam has as many brain cells as he has hair on top of his head.  Jerry, follow the moving vans, and see where they end up.  Perhaps if you have a brain cell to get a clue, you will see a lone star at the end of the move, DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASS!