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Governor Moonbeam's Crazy Train

Neel Kashkari warned us that Governor Moonbeam would carry out his threat to push his Bullet Train to nowhere if he got reelected. What will Moonbeam do next? Moonbeam has arrogantly said he will be around at the age of 92 to see the rail finished by 2030 and take the first ride on his bullet train to nowhere. Hey mooooooo-n-beam, what happens when the train strikes a bull on the track while speeding through the valley at high speeds?
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Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam & Gavin's Stormy New Bureaucracy.

Yes, that dummyhead in Sacramento and his partner in crime have formed another job killing bureaucracy, ready to rob you of profits while stuffing their pockets with your hard earned cash.

Governor Moonbeam and his airheaded troll Gaffing Gavin have hatched the bureau CASQA aka California Stormwater Quality Association.  What is CASQA?  It's a bureaucracy that raids businesses to force them to follow ridiculous and intrusive regulations, designed to force businesses into bankruptcy.  If you're a business that uses chemicals such as WD 40, for example, you will be forced to buy state approved containers in the event the spray can accidentally explodes in your facility, and runs the risk of contaminating the ocean.  It doesn't matter if your business is a repair shop, or if it's a television or radio station.  In other words, YOU'RE SCREWED!  You can be a landscaper working out of your home, for all CASQA cares.  They can raid your home and force you to comply with their money laundering regulations for all they care.

So, what happens when you tell them to screw themselves?  You get tossed into prison, they raid your bank accounts, seize all your assets for pennies on the dollar, sell them off, then they sue your estate for what value they did not get in the sales of your assets.  Now, let's say you file for bankruptcy.  FAT CHANCE that will help you.  They'll just find some way to suck your finances dry and then charge you interest on that as well.

Oh, and here's a real beauty that will make you angry as a beast:  If you are leasing an office space, and they deem it necessary to retrofit it for earthquake protection,  they have a rule where they allow the property owner to charge you 144% the cost to retrofit the building.  Yes, they will allow property owners to make their tenants pay for safety retrofits and make a profit off their backs.

WAY TO GO GOVERNOR MOONBEAM!  YOU JUST SCREWED OVER BUSINESSES AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR STUPID IDEAS!

Here are his accomplices who helped screw us over:

John Perez, ex Assembly Speaker, yes, the Dimwit running for State Controller.

Assembly Speaker Toni Atkins, yes the fat cow wearing pink.

And finally, this Dimwit in the State Senate, Darrell Steinberg, the headcheese of the Senate.  Steinberg gives us the finger, while living like a King.

Obama Whacks Osama - Part 4: The Smackdown From Bibi!

Obama just got smacked down by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netenyahu! What happened?It turns out that Obama is trying to sell out Israel to the Arabs in exchange for having Osama Bin Laden's carcass delivered to him. This sad excuse for an @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ has just set us up for an epic disaster on our soil!

Have you noticed the disasters the United States has been facing since 0bama made this dirty deal? When Bin Laden's carcass was delivered to 0bama, the Mississippi River has overflown its banks, resulting in an epic flooding throughout the Central part of the country. Also, the Midwest has suffered the worst tornado damage in 60 years: Joplin Missouri has been destroyed at the time 0bama told Bibi to go back to the pre 1967 borders.

Let's now look out to the future: 0bama has just set up the United States for another 9/11 style attack on our soil. In fact, the @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ will probably see one on our soil before the end of 2012. The "fuzzy muzzies" the left wing extremists dream about are itching to come after us now.

Now I just found the perfect

cartoon which sums up what the dumbo has done to the United States:

Gavin Newsom's Magic Car

Gavin Newsom has been blowing his hot gas all over Twitter, gloating and cawing that the U.S. Senate did the greatest thing by voting to reject the GOP Plan for drilling for oil. Where is he? Is this guy functioning with a working brain? What planet is he from? Oh wait, I know: Planet Of The Moonbats! While he thinks gay men can have babies by sodomizing each other...after all, we came from dust he reasons, he thinks the gas genie magically fills his tank when it goes on empty! Has he seen the price of gas across the nation? It's over $4.50 per gallon or higher in some states, and he says by not drilling, we're much better off?

Gavin, you haven't answered mystere's twitter question he asked you: Does your gas tank magically create gasoline when it gets low in the tank? Why haven't you replied to mystere? Was it another one of your gaffes you posted on Twitter again? You seem to put your foot in your mouth often? Does it taste good Gavin? You and Joey Biden have something in common: You both tend to gaffe alot! Are you both gaffe chickens from the same family line?