Sour Grapes

Muh muh my! Rattrapper here! Looks like we have some sour grapes here! That bimbo "Mad Maxi" Dirty Waters has gone ape with rage! She just went off with her hate ridden loud diatribe, yelling "THE TEA PARTY CAN GO TO HELL!"

Oh Maxi!  What hateful bigoted remarks you screech here!  Tell us, are you pissed that your Emperor refused to stop by your gang infested ghetto of Inglewood California?  Are you spewing sour grapes here Maxi?

It looks like things are a bit contagious here Maxi!  Look what you've done here!  Shelley's a bit pissed at Barry because he's sucking on an ice cream cone, while that kid beside her picks his nose!

"MMM! Dis dah best ice cream evah!"                          

"Foo! Did you take his ice cream Barry?"

"Don't mess with me, woman!"

Can't a guy eat in peace?

Obama Is So Low His Shadow Turns On Him (via Right Truth)

Debbie is the best!  She found one of the funniest pictures here!
Sorry folks, but you need to go to her site to see it.  I want you to go to her site and see it for yourself!  This post is linked to her site.

Joe Biden Gaffe: "Tea Partiers Are Terrorists!"

Looks like Joey The Talking Chicken has stuck his foot in his beak again!  After that gaffe, he ended up admitting that he was a bit too extreme with his words.  Yes, I should say so Joey!  How did you like the tar and feathering you got after you cawed that gaffe?

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi - Part Duh: Irl Scrubs The Cracks!

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Poor Irl! He got dumped on, after he caused Rikishi to have an accident. Irl has the Pinnochio's Syndrome, in which his nose grows whenever he lies. When Rikishi knocked Irl into the corner, Irl angered Kish by taunting him with a bunch of liberal lies. Rikishi's bowels erupted when Irl's nose grew and gave Rikishi an enema. Rikishi then used Irl's head to wipe himself off. Oh the luck of Irl! By the way, poor ol' Robert Gibbs happened to be in Michigan's CPL headquarters, and smelled the mess. He nearly heaved.

Carmageddon!

Ha ha!  The hype is here!  Now can you imagine the freeways packed with cars like these?  By the way, tailfins are so 1950s!  What are the GM clowns thinking?  Caddies won't make them fashionable.  Now let's hope for Chrysler's sake that FIAT doesn't stand for Fix It Again Tony!

Did Earl do some modeling for a baker?

It is I, Rattrapper!  Mr. E just showed me a link about some interesting cake decorations.  Someone gave him a link to a site, and some of those images were great.  But this one got me wondering:  Did Mr. Hudnutt do some modeling for the baker who made this cake?  Here is a picture of the cake, as shown on the web:

Earl, or is your real name Dean?  Earl, did you model for this baker?  I must say the baker did a great job of creating this cake!  Now don't be shy Earl!  You can admit to modeling!  You can bask in the glory, knowing that you did something good for once!  I now give you the highest praise, Mr. Hudnutt, for doing a good deed for a baker's inspiration!  For once, I say to you:  Well done Earl!

Barack Obama Is A Terrorist President

Barack Obama: Declares Israel a Terrorist State. Begins talks with Muslim Brotherhood. Will liberal Jews ever wake up?

A: Uh, no they won't! They think 0bama is their Messiah!

Westboro Baptist Church to picket “adulteress” Betty Ford’s funeral - National Libertarian | Examiner.com

Westboro Baptist Church to picket “adulteress” Betty Ford’s funeral - National Libertarian | Examiner.com

Pastor "Freddy Kruger" has struck again!  How long will he be getting away with his hatemongering?  This left wing extremist needs to croak quickly!

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi

It is I, the Rattrapper! I was just saying to Mr. E, that it is time to do the "dreaded moves of Rikishi" onto the liberals that have been writing nasty comments on the replies! A huge stinkface awaits for a liberal clown who decides to spam the comment lines! So go ahead, libturds! Spam away! When you see the big carcass eclipsing your pimple head in a flash, you will get the stinkface you highly await for! It's coming, so don't say you didn't get a warning!

Word up: he just used the toilet! He's ready to deliver to you, liberals!

Rikishi's about to moon land!

Palin Emails ‘Enhance Her Reputation'

Palin Emails ‘Enhance Her Reputation'

California Considers Bill To Shorten Yellow Light Times | AutoGuide.com News

California Considers Bill To Shorten Yellow Light Times | AutoGuide.com News

Pelosi Now Asking Weiner To Resign - Is Pelosi A Scalded Chihuahua?

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Who poured the boiling water on Nancy Pelosi? Was it Tim Kaine? Was it Debbie Wasserman Schultz? Who was it? Who boiled the Weiner? It looks like that drunken chihuahua Pelosi has just sobered up for a moment after someone poured the boiling water on her! She wants to save her drunken carcass for another power grab in the House! Now she's barking at the Weiner dude "GET OUT ANTHONY!" HEE HEE HEE HEE! What a joke! Pelosi needs to stop drinking her stash of hooch and sober up politically!

Alabama Governor Signs Toughest Immigration Reform Bill

Associated Press

Governor Jan Brewer, get ready to ride in the "Bentley" mobile!  You now have company!  

Hardball Matthews Namecalling Republicans as "Dunderheads"

Rattrapper's My Fox Trappings: Hardball Matthews Namecalling Republicans as "Dunderheads"



MRC.org - Media Research Center

Boy Oh Boy! Looks like Chris Matthews is feeling a wedgey from behind! What kind of stupid thing will he say next?

Obama Whacks Osama - Part 4: The Smackdown From Bibi!

Obama just got smacked down by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netenyahu! What happened?It turns out that Obama is trying to sell out Israel to the Arabs in exchange for having Osama Bin Laden's carcass delivered to him. This sad excuse for an @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ has just set us up for an epic disaster on our soil!

Have you noticed the disasters the United States has been facing since 0bama made this dirty deal? When Bin Laden's carcass was delivered to 0bama, the Mississippi River has overflown its banks, resulting in an epic flooding throughout the Central part of the country. Also, the Midwest has suffered the worst tornado damage in 60 years: Joplin Missouri has been destroyed at the time 0bama told Bibi to go back to the pre 1967 borders.

Let's now look out to the future: 0bama has just set up the United States for another 9/11 style attack on our soil. In fact, the @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ will probably see one on our soil before the end of 2012. The "fuzzy muzzies" the left wing extremists dream about are itching to come after us now.

Now I just found the perfect

cartoon which sums up what the dumbo has done to the United States:

Lieberman: Obama Speech 'Profoundly Ill-Advised'

Lieberman: Obama Speech 'Profoundly Ill-Advised'

Uh yeah, it is a blunder that Obama will pay for with his political career.

Gavin Newsom's Magic Car

Gavin Newsom has been blowing his hot gas all over Twitter, gloating and cawing that the U.S. Senate did the greatest thing by voting to reject the GOP Plan for drilling for oil. Where is he? Is this guy functioning with a working brain? What planet is he from? Oh wait, I know: Planet Of The Moonbats! While he thinks gay men can have babies by sodomizing each other...after all, we came from dust he reasons, he thinks the gas genie magically fills his tank when it goes on empty! Has he seen the price of gas across the nation? It's over $4.50 per gallon or higher in some states, and he says by not drilling, we're much better off?

Gavin, you haven't answered mystere's twitter question he asked you: Does your gas tank magically create gasoline when it gets low in the tank? Why haven't you replied to mystere? Was it another one of your gaffes you posted on Twitter again? You seem to put your foot in your mouth often? Does it taste good Gavin? You and Joey Biden have something in common: You both tend to gaffe alot! Are you both gaffe chickens from the same family line?

Obama Whacks Osama - Part Tweep: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - Hand Over Israel!

What will Obongo do next?

A Harley biker, the lion, a little girl, a reporter.......

A Harley biker, the lion, a little girl, a reporter.......

OBAMA WHACKS OSAMA...PART DEUX...BUSH LED, BIN LADEN DEAD!

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., a leading waterboarding-is-torture and Bush-is-evil-and-incompetent critic, raised no reservations and was oblivious to the contradiction: "The death of Osama bin Laden marks the most significant development in our fight against al-Qaida. I salute President Obama, his national security team, Director Panetta, our men and women in the intelligence community and military, and other nations who supported this effort for their leadership in achieving this major accomplishment. ... (T)he death of Osama bin Laden is historic." (via Larry Elder).

Well, well, well!!!  The mule with the botox job says what?  She said what?  THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!  Oh yes!

Let's just remember that it was Bill Clinton and George W. Bush who started the man hunt for Bin Laden.  These guys took the lead in starting the hunt for Bin Laden and his gang of thugs.  The clowns caught before Binny Boy got their Saturday night bath specials, so that they could give the CIA and other intelligence officials the needed tip to "knock bin laden dead".  

Now, what do you have to say to Nancy, Mr. Bush?

 Ahh, very diplomatic Mr. Bush!

How about you Mr. Obama?  What would you like to say?

 Really now?

OBAMA WHACKS OSAMA...PART ONE.

Well, it's definitely official! The terror monkey Osama bin laden has been whacked! Great Job NAVY SEALS! You got him!


So Mr. Obama, what would you like to say now?

Very good Mr. Obama! Now can you show us some pictures of Osama Bin Laden's carcass?

Wait, these look like photoshopped pics Mr. Obama. Are you sure he's dead?

Okay, but what will you swear on to prove he's dead?

So you're celebrating with some burgers Mr. Obama?

Well, Mr. Obama, while you celebrate, check out this link:


laughzilla's blog: The Daily Dose 5/4/11 - Top 10 dead terrorist jokes

What do you think about laughzilla's blog, Mr. Obama?