Obama Goes To Jail!

Okay, I said it!  Obama goes to jail!  But which Obama is it? It is Onyango Obama aka Uncle Omar.  Obama got arrested for a DUI charge in Framingham Massachusetts after leaving a restaurant named Chicken Bone.  To see the arrest report, this post is linked to a site.  Do you see a family resemblance here?

Uncle Omar, as Obama refers to him, said he would call the White House, when the police told him he had one call he could make.  Unfortunately, Barry, Shelley and the girls were out of DC, vacationing at Martha's Vineyard.  Now you might wonder what Obama was eating for dinner on vacation:  check this out:

Go figure!


Now here are some liners the late show hosts can use:


Omar must be trying out for the new movie Obama Goes To Jail!


Obama eats chicken; Onyango plays chicken.


Obama smashes the economy.  Omar smashes into a police car.


Omar and Barry are trying out for the cover video of Genesis' Illegal Alien.


Okay, I let it out of my system!  Any ideas?