It's Dervish Sanders' Birthday...?

On this day many moons ago, a hoochie mama hatched a rotten goose egg from her tenderloins.  It stank up the barn, making everyone gasp and run out in a stampede for fresh air.

As the creature aged, the creature became more vile over short periods of time.  Xe emitted huge loads of swamp gas wherever xe went.

The hoochie mama's sperm donor has been stumbling around publicly, falling publicly in front of the circus cameras.  The creature's pappy has been known to break long and extra stinky wind in front of dignitaries.

The swamp creature passed the gene of swamp gassing to its stink meister spawn.

The swamp creature spawn received the nickname Dervish, as it passed a forceful wind that blew everything out of the barn.

As the creature grew, it became fixated on sniffing men's behinds and accusing its enemies of being perverts.

Dervish's fixation on sniffing comes from hir pimp pappy's side who is somehow distantly related to the jackal sitting on the Oval Office porcelain throne.  The jackal's 2 drug addicted boys followed their pappy's footsteps in the Biden Crime Family's crooked dynasty.  Bobo has already crossed over to eternity, sealing his fate, while Hunter continues to sniff around.

Dervish's blind loyalty to his inbred crime family has been glued to him by Satan and his minions.  Dervish continues to snort their flatulence.

Dervish ignores the storm warning being sent to him from his future.  The storm has not yet landed, but is gaining strength as it awaits to arrive on the shores of Dervish.  As the Dervish celebrates hir birthday, will xe heed the warning or be an April Fool?