The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi - The Parody Cartoon

"At least Whitey didn't bite my manhood!"

May the lessons begin!

"Rattrapper out!"

Kinde Durkee - Democratic Nest Eggs Scrambled!

When you get a call for fundraising, you can bet you're getting a call from someone who got plucked and hen pecked by Kinde Durkee. The Liberals have gone out on a desperate fundraising rush, now that their war chests have been plucked over, and emptied out. So when you get calls from "Senator Di" and other libs, remember their political nest eggs got robbed!

Kinde Durkee: Democrat Turkey - Who Got Gobbled

Okay, so I did a pictorial blog last time...but who really got their campaign war chest gobbled up? Congresswoman Richards of the San Diego area, Loretta Sanchez and Diane Feinstein are just 3 of several prominent Democrats who are now cash strapped because they got plucked.

Kinde Durkee, Democrat Turkey.

We Was Robbed Linda!

9/11 pledge

I pledge Allegiance to the Flag

of the United States Of America.

And to the Republic for which it stands,

One Nation Under God.

Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

NEVER FORGET THIS!!!!

9-11-01

9-11-11 we remember!

The Grouch at Right Truth: 39 Years

The Grouch at Right Truth: 39 Years

I just came across this blogger through his wife Debbie of http://righttruth.typepad.com

He seems to be a great blogger!

Obama Goes To Jail!

Okay, I said it!  Obama goes to jail!  But which Obama is it? It is Onyango Obama aka Uncle Omar.  Obama got arrested for a DUI charge in Framingham Massachusetts after leaving a restaurant named Chicken Bone.  To see the arrest report, this post is linked to a site.  Do you see a family resemblance here?

Uncle Omar, as Obama refers to him, said he would call the White House, when the police told him he had one call he could make.  Unfortunately, Barry, Shelley and the girls were out of DC, vacationing at Martha's Vineyard.  Now you might wonder what Obama was eating for dinner on vacation:  check this out:

Go figure!


Now here are some liners the late show hosts can use:


Omar must be trying out for the new movie Obama Goes To Jail!


Obama eats chicken; Onyango plays chicken.


Obama smashes the economy.  Omar smashes into a police car.


Omar and Barry are trying out for the cover video of Genesis' Illegal Alien.


Okay, I let it out of my system!  Any ideas?

Sour Grapes

Muh muh my! Rattrapper here! Looks like we have some sour grapes here! That bimbo "Mad Maxi" Dirty Waters has gone ape with rage! She just went off with her hate ridden loud diatribe, yelling "THE TEA PARTY CAN GO TO HELL!"

Oh Maxi!  What hateful bigoted remarks you screech here!  Tell us, are you pissed that your Emperor refused to stop by your gang infested ghetto of Inglewood California?  Are you spewing sour grapes here Maxi?

It looks like things are a bit contagious here Maxi!  Look what you've done here!  Shelley's a bit pissed at Barry because he's sucking on an ice cream cone, while that kid beside her picks his nose!

"MMM! Dis dah best ice cream evah!"                          

"Foo! Did you take his ice cream Barry?"

"Don't mess with me, woman!"

Can't a guy eat in peace?

Obama Is So Low His Shadow Turns On Him (via Right Truth)

Debbie is the best!  She found one of the funniest pictures here!
Sorry folks, but you need to go to her site to see it.  I want you to go to her site and see it for yourself!  This post is linked to her site.

Joe Biden Gaffe: "Tea Partiers Are Terrorists!"

Looks like Joey The Talking Chicken has stuck his foot in his beak again!  After that gaffe, he ended up admitting that he was a bit too extreme with his words.  Yes, I should say so Joey!  How did you like the tar and feathering you got after you cawed that gaffe?

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi - Part Duh: Irl Scrubs The Cracks!

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Poor Irl! He got dumped on, after he caused Rikishi to have an accident. Irl has the Pinnochio's Syndrome, in which his nose grows whenever he lies. When Rikishi knocked Irl into the corner, Irl angered Kish by taunting him with a bunch of liberal lies. Rikishi's bowels erupted when Irl's nose grew and gave Rikishi an enema. Rikishi then used Irl's head to wipe himself off. Oh the luck of Irl! By the way, poor ol' Robert Gibbs happened to be in Michigan's CPL headquarters, and smelled the mess. He nearly heaved.

Carmageddon!

Ha ha!  The hype is here!  Now can you imagine the freeways packed with cars like these?  By the way, tailfins are so 1950s!  What are the GM clowns thinking?  Caddies won't make them fashionable.  Now let's hope for Chrysler's sake that FIAT doesn't stand for Fix It Again Tony!

Did Earl do some modeling for a baker?

It is I, Rattrapper!  Mr. E just showed me a link about some interesting cake decorations.  Someone gave him a link to a site, and some of those images were great.  But this one got me wondering:  Did Mr. Hudnutt do some modeling for the baker who made this cake?  Here is a picture of the cake, as shown on the web:

Earl, or is your real name Dean?  Earl, did you model for this baker?  I must say the baker did a great job of creating this cake!  Now don't be shy Earl!  You can admit to modeling!  You can bask in the glory, knowing that you did something good for once!  I now give you the highest praise, Mr. Hudnutt, for doing a good deed for a baker's inspiration!  For once, I say to you:  Well done Earl!

Barack Obama Is A Terrorist President

Barack Obama: Declares Israel a Terrorist State. Begins talks with Muslim Brotherhood. Will liberal Jews ever wake up?

A: Uh, no they won't! They think 0bama is their Messiah!

Westboro Baptist Church to picket “adulteress” Betty Ford’s funeral - National Libertarian | Examiner.com

Westboro Baptist Church to picket “adulteress” Betty Ford’s funeral - National Libertarian | Examiner.com

Pastor "Freddy Kruger" has struck again!  How long will he be getting away with his hatemongering?  This left wing extremist needs to croak quickly!

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi

It is I, the Rattrapper! I was just saying to Mr. E, that it is time to do the "dreaded moves of Rikishi" onto the liberals that have been writing nasty comments on the replies! A huge stinkface awaits for a liberal clown who decides to spam the comment lines! So go ahead, libturds! Spam away! When you see the big carcass eclipsing your pimple head in a flash, you will get the stinkface you highly await for! It's coming, so don't say you didn't get a warning!

Word up: he just used the toilet! He's ready to deliver to you, liberals!

Rikishi's about to moon land!

Palin Emails ‘Enhance Her Reputation'

Palin Emails ‘Enhance Her Reputation'

California Considers Bill To Shorten Yellow Light Times | AutoGuide.com News

California Considers Bill To Shorten Yellow Light Times | AutoGuide.com News

Pelosi Now Asking Weiner To Resign - Is Pelosi A Scalded Chihuahua?

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Who poured the boiling water on Nancy Pelosi? Was it Tim Kaine? Was it Debbie Wasserman Schultz? Who was it? Who boiled the Weiner? It looks like that drunken chihuahua Pelosi has just sobered up for a moment after someone poured the boiling water on her! She wants to save her drunken carcass for another power grab in the House! Now she's barking at the Weiner dude "GET OUT ANTHONY!" HEE HEE HEE HEE! What a joke! Pelosi needs to stop drinking her stash of hooch and sober up politically!

Alabama Governor Signs Toughest Immigration Reform Bill

Associated Press

Governor Jan Brewer, get ready to ride in the "Bentley" mobile!  You now have company!