Dervish and Rational Nation USA got together this weekend to engage in an orgy of giving each other rusty trombones with Dervish's flea ridden mutt Kwyjibos. However, during the moments when Dervish spanked RN's monkey, Kwyjibos escaped, hopping onto a freight train heading to the West Coast.
Dervish's mutt Scooter accompanied Kwyjibos and brought her to the SPCA West Coast headquarters near Blog Rikishi and Blog Rocky's safe haven for flea ridden mutts. Kwyjibos was treated for fleas, ticks, flukes and tapeworms, Dervish's favorite crunchy snacks. Kwyjibos got her sinuses cleaned out, free of Dervish's fecal matter which made her ill. Nursie Poo Poo and Dervish went apewol when they heard the freight train taking off after they noticed Kwyjibos and Scooter were gone.