An Open Letter To Occupiers

Occupiers, isn't it time to follow the advice of your puppet master George Soros and "move on" to something better?  How much longer do you plan on freeloading off those who are making a real living and feeding you out of pity?  Look, City hall lawns, abandoned buildings, college campus walkways and office building parking lots are not places for "camping".  Pooping and peeing out in plain view is not free speech!  Outhouses are not offices for NAMBLA members to meet and have gay orgies in.  Tents are not places for lesbians to display public strip teases for perverts to watch for free either!  Filling up outhouses to the brim attract rats and other disease carriers as well.  How long are you going to chant mantras, thinking some genie is going to grant you your wishes?  The genie you chant to isn't a god!  Your luck is going to run out soon, so take the advice of a true American Newt Gingrich:  take a bath and get a job!  The 99% of us watching your public temper tantrum are getting tired of your juvenile acts.  Oh, and one more thing:  cemetary plots are not places either for you folks to camp out in!  The dead folks are watching you from both heaven and hell, and fear for your fate!  So stop your stupid act and drag your lazy carcasses back to work!