Thursday, August 27, 2009
RIP MR. KENNEDY
With all due respect, even though I disagreed with the liberal Senator, I wish his family well, and may Jesus' comfort be with them in this time of loss. I will set aside my differences in such times, as this is a huge loss for the Kennedy clan.
Rest In Peace Teddy!
Rest In Peace Teddy!
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Obama Whoppers

What do Barack Hussein Obama and Burger King have? WHOPPERS!
Unlike Burger King however, Barack Obama's whoppers don't taste good!
With Burger King, you know what you're getting when you get a whopper. It tastes good, and goes down smoothly! When you get an Obama whopper, it is gritty, full of garbage, and leaves you with an upset stomach.
Why is Obama telling us that he never supported a government plan health care, when he is on video, stating such a position? Why does he lie about Obamacare, and says he never supported single payer healthcare? Why does he say AARP supported him, when they didn't?
Why does he lie, saying a surgeon gets $50,000 for amputations, when the surgeons only get $750.00 to $1,100.00 for such surgeries?

Obama, stop lying through your teeth! Your whoppers are overcooked, dry, and sickening to the core. By the way, your nose is growing...I think you need some plastic surgery to correct it.

Perhaps you know of a good doctor for it?

Unlike Burger King however, Barack Obama's whoppers don't taste good!
With Burger King, you know what you're getting when you get a whopper. It tastes good, and goes down smoothly! When you get an Obama whopper, it is gritty, full of garbage, and leaves you with an upset stomach.
Why is Obama telling us that he never supported a government plan health care, when he is on video, stating such a position? Why does he lie about Obamacare, and says he never supported single payer healthcare? Why does he say AARP supported him, when they didn't?
Why does he lie, saying a surgeon gets $50,000 for amputations, when the surgeons only get $750.00 to $1,100.00 for such surgeries?

Obama, stop lying through your teeth! Your whoppers are overcooked, dry, and sickening to the core. By the way, your nose is growing...I think you need some plastic surgery to correct it.

Perhaps you know of a good doctor for it?

Thursday, August 6, 2009
Laura Ling & Euna Lee: THEY'RE BAAAAAACK!
The ladies have landed! They're back safe and sound! Laura and Euna are now getting their much needed rest and nourishment.
Now, as reader Polar Bear reminded me to thank those who landed their freedom, here it is:
THANK YOU BILL CLINTON!
Yes, Clinton had a few tricks up his sleeve to bet those women back to safety! I have been active on Twitter, sending tweets out to every follower about this.
One thing that comes to my mind is this: Does Kim Jong-il have a dirty little secret that he wants to keep hidden? One of the things about the Asian culture is this: you don't want to ever soil your family reputation with some dirty deed! My guess is Bill Clinton knew something dirty that he could have used to blackmail Kim. Now that was a great move on Clinton's plan! Blackmail can be an effective tool to fight fire with fire!
Way to go President Clinton! Kudos to you!
And Polar Bear, I agree with you 100 percent!
Now, as reader Polar Bear reminded me to thank those who landed their freedom, here it is:
THANK YOU BILL CLINTON!
Yes, Clinton had a few tricks up his sleeve to bet those women back to safety! I have been active on Twitter, sending tweets out to every follower about this.
One thing that comes to my mind is this: Does Kim Jong-il have a dirty little secret that he wants to keep hidden? One of the things about the Asian culture is this: you don't want to ever soil your family reputation with some dirty deed! My guess is Bill Clinton knew something dirty that he could have used to blackmail Kim. Now that was a great move on Clinton's plan! Blackmail can be an effective tool to fight fire with fire!
Way to go President Clinton! Kudos to you!
And Polar Bear, I agree with you 100 percent!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Happy Birthday Emperor Obama: The Day After

So Barry, I hope you had a wonderful birthday!
Oh My! Did I wake you? That's right, it's 3 AM on Eastern Time! I hope I didn't disturb you and your lady!

Were you dreaming when I woke you up?

Whew hoo Barry! Okay, your secret is safe with me! I'm curious, though, so who is this person?

Oh My!!! Dude, if your wife finds out, you're gonna be in the dog house!

One more thing, did anyone take a picture at your birthday party?

Oh My! Did I wake you? That's right, it's 3 AM on Eastern Time! I hope I didn't disturb you and your lady!

Were you dreaming when I woke you up?

Whew hoo Barry! Okay, your secret is safe with me! I'm curious, though, so who is this person?

Oh My!!! Dude, if your wife finds out, you're gonna be in the dog house!

One more thing, did anyone take a picture at your birthday party?

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Hall Of Shame,
Moonbat birthday,
moonbat humor
Monday, August 3, 2009
Happy Birthday Barry Obama!
Happy Birthday Barry Obama! Today is another milestone day for you!

By the way, we've been wanting to see your official birth certificate: will you please show it to us?

By the way, we've been wanting to see your official birth certificate: will you please show it to us?

Thank you very much Barry O! Tonight, I'm sure your wife has a very special surprise waiting for you when the time is right:

Oh, by the way, I hope you had breakfast this morning!

Ah, very good Barry!
Now about your International Affairs, don't lose sleep over this! It's just the result of your big blunders overseas!

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Sunday, August 2, 2009
CA$H FOR CLUNKER$
Aaaaah, the CA$H FOR CLUNKER$ program has gotten off to a rocky start! Shortly after it ran out of money, the moonbat Congress has added a huge bundle of cash to further expand its promotion. And by the way, cars must be built after the year 1986 to qualify for the program.

Now, they didn't say 1986 AD or BC, did they?
So here we are folks, watching the government dealing cars for all of us! Time to march to the beat of a different drum:

By the way, do you smell a rat here?
And here is your car salesman of the year!

Now what kind of deal will we have here?
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
J & K's Wedding Dance: Bob Dutko's Take On It.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEh3Z56v8UQ
Bob Dutko has just come out with a commentary on this video which has been a sensation on You Tube. In his Thursday commentary, he talks about a group of people who are upset with this video, saying that it is a disgrace to weddings. Bob has gone after these folks, telling them to lighten up! These whiners have their wingnuts wound too tight. I agree with Bob on this!
You guys, loosen up! Weddings are meant to be fun! Even Jesus went to weddings and enjoyed himself! In fact, God was the One who created weddings! Stop acting the same way moonbats behave!
And thank you Mr. E. for the advance copy of Dutko's commentary!
Bob Dutko has just come out with a commentary on this video which has been a sensation on You Tube. In his Thursday commentary, he talks about a group of people who are upset with this video, saying that it is a disgrace to weddings. Bob has gone after these folks, telling them to lighten up! These whiners have their wingnuts wound too tight. I agree with Bob on this!
You guys, loosen up! Weddings are meant to be fun! Even Jesus went to weddings and enjoyed himself! In fact, God was the One who created weddings! Stop acting the same way moonbats behave!
And thank you Mr. E. for the advance copy of Dutko's commentary!
Monday, July 20, 2009
Apollo 11 Anniversary


Kudos to the anniversary of Apollo 11! 40 years ago, the United States was the first to have a man walk on the moon! Thank you Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins, and Edwin E. "Buzz" Aldrin Jr. for the historic event!
A little side note: the first food ingested while on the moon was bread and wine, which was communion for Buzz Aldrin. NASA kept it secret, when moonbat atheist Madelyn Murray O'Hair filed a frivilous lawsuit against the United States and NASA for the '68 Apollo 8 moonpass, when William Anders, Jim Lovell, and Frank Borman read from the book of Genesis, while passing by the moon.
Godspeed!
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Obonga Speechless - Breaks Teleprompter

http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/obama_teleprompter_break/2009/07/13/235089.html?s=al&promo_code=8345-1
"Uh-Uh-Uh......"
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Monday, July 13, 2009
Something To Think About:
Let's Do This
concentrate on this Sentence
'To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.' When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence... 'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.' Something good will happen to you today; something that you have been waiting to hear.
Please Do not break!
| LET'S DO THIS |
LET'S DO THIS
JUST 19 WORDS
GOD OUR FATHER,
WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE
AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ILLNESSES;
AND PLEASE WATCH OVER AND HEAL MY FAMILY
IN JESUS ' NAME... AMEN
This prayer is so powerful.
Pass this prayer to 12 people including me.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Tony Snow: RIP See You In Heaven - One Year Later

Here's to a journalist who had the integrity to be real and honest. Many of us have watched Fox News Sunday since the beginning, and remember the friendly manner Tony Snow displayed, whether he agreed with his guests, or not.
Now what some people may not realize is this: Tony Snow was a man of faith. He lived his faith out publicly by always trying to be a gentleman, even if he disagreed with the guest. Prior to Fox's launching of Fox News Sunday, I had the opportunity to hear my former radio colleague Jane Chastain interview Tony Snow on the happenings of the Clinton White House. While Snow disagreed with the policies and the antics of the Clintons, he would report the things he saw while covering his Washington beat with class and respect. Snow had the fear of God instilled within him, and knew that when the time came for him to meet his maker (July 11, 2008), he would be rewarded for his deeds, and how he treated everyone he encountered while on this earth.
So Tony: well done faithful servant! Enter into the Glory of God's presence and His joy! Rest in His Peace my good brother, and we will all see you when our times come! See you again !
(Also published on MyFoxLA: "Tony Snow RIP, See You In Heaven" by mystere, 7/12/08)
It's been a year since I wrote this post...my how time flies! Chris Wallace did a tribute this morning on Fox News Sunday to Tony Snow, and his fine legacy he left behind. Tony, I hope your family is doing well, and that you're having a blast in Heaven! I'll keep remembering to say my prayers for your family on earth!
Friday, July 10, 2009
Euna and Laura Continued...

"Duh, Gee Tennessee, what are we going to do now?"

"Don't worry Chumly, Tennessee Tuxedo WILL NOT FAIL! We're gonna see Mr. Whoopie!"

Oh my! So what are these clowns up to now? So far, there's been nothing but the torture of waiting like a bunch of sheep, waiting to be slaughtered by some cruel masochist! While Euna Lee and Laura Ling wait to be rescued after being secretly forced to confess to a crime they didn't commit, "Mr. Whoopie" aka "Ozone Man" aka former Tennessee Senator and Vice President Al Gore has been sitting on his @$$ doing hardly anything productive in getting OUR CITIZENS released from "Mr. Kim's 'illing' dump of a communist nation NOKO!

And what has the United States Secretary of State been doing to get them out? Just cackling her jaws off, hoping she could negotiate a release by words alone! Now what's wrong with this picture???
Meanwhile, "the Emperor" has been using his teleprompter to attempt convincing the NOKO leader to be easy on Euna & Laura, therefore going on his American apology tour to North Korea! Hello! We as a nation have nothin
g to apologize for! What are you doing Barry, showing yourself off as the head cream puff?Now get some balls, and get Euna an

d Laura freed from that stinkhole of what they call a nation!Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Harry Reid Opposing 2nd Stimulus?

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