Emperor Poopy Pants Bidet

Emperor Joey The Talking Chicken Bidet has been raising some serious stink while parading around the world.

Bidet has been known to rip some wet stinkers while roaming around the place every half hour.  His brown chocolate bombs have become an unholy terror smelled around the world.

The libturd controlled mouthpieces have tried to censor guys like Alex Jones from exposing the naked truth and raising a huge humiliating stink.  Too bad, libturds!  You got exposed!

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Barack Obama's Excellent Vacation?

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Scarborough-Obama-Hewitt-checked-out/2014/08/15/id/589033/?ns_mail_uid=63256890&ns_mail_job=1581824_08152014&promo_code=a59w1fnh

 While Joey and Barry yuck it up,  it looks like it's time to play golf at Martha's Vineyard.  Muh muh my!  Muh muh my!  While ISIS terrorizes the Middle East, a marine remains rotting in a Mexican prison, HamAss lobs rockets into Israel, and terrorists laugh at our foreign policy, all he wants to do is play golf. Update August 18 2014: 0bama cut his vacation short to respond to the white on black teen shooting and riots in Ferguson Missouri. Go figure!

Joe Biden Gaffe: "Tea Partiers Are Terrorists!"

Looks like Joey The Talking Chicken has stuck his foot in his beak again!  After that gaffe, he ended up admitting that he was a bit too extreme with his words.  Yes, I should say so Joey!  How did you like the tar and feathering you got after you cawed that gaffe?