Misadventures Of Dervish Sanders Part 01

Dervish Sanders and his possé have just gotten into a "bigly" jam. Pookie Toot Toot and Shenehneh are out of a job as Dervish's handlers have tossed him under the bus.

Assface Dervish's bowel movement has gotten out of control as he rips a few wet ones in Scooter's face.  Poor Scooter's been the butt of jokes amongst his canine buddies.

In other things happening in an upside down world, a congressional rep's daughter has gone into the eternal bbq.  Gwen Castin has taken her eternal dirt nap into Fire Lake, thanks to her daddy's atheistic deed in Congress.  It's quite sad, and regrettable.

The wicked witch of the hood has been brewing up a nasty storm lately in Congress.  The hood witch has been instigating violently going after anyone who disagrees with the left wing plantation.  The hood witch demands her slaves brutally beat up anyone who they disagree with and leave them for dead when they get a violent beat down.

The Gestapo Der Fuher Garland got his kicks sniffing Melania's panties at Donald Trump's Mar-A-Lago home. Merrick Der Fuher Garland just poked God in His Eyes.  Merrick Der Fuher Garland's sins have already caught up to him.  God told his prophets Garland, 0bama and the clown show will be getting their just punishments in a matter of time.  Der Fuher Garland will be hanging on a meat hook for eternity.  It gives me no pleasure saying this, either.