Liberal Child Molester Jeffrey Epstein Tries To Spank His Monkey

https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/ct-nw-jeffrey-epstein-jail-injuries-20190725-vkwlqy4fybdxfnmt77azch33lq-story.html

The cowardly liberal Jeffrey Epstein has tried to spank his monkey. Guards found him in his prison cell in a fetal position with injuries to his neck. It appears Epstein tried to jack himself off to avoid spending time in the big animal cage with Tiny Boobarino, Momo Boom Boom Warpedstinkhouse and Bubba Anal Horsass. Bleccchstink the coward wants to spank himself like a typical liberal coward.

UPDATE: Epstein got whacked! Did Crooked Hildebeest's goons shank his monkey?