Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Libturds On Twitter

Oh boy!  I just came across some 

wacky liberal on Twitter and I just had 

to pull these Tweets and post them.

I shook my head when I read these

goofball gaffes.  Just saying!  Some

of the craziest things liberals say on 

Twitter!  OH MY!

Tim aka SupermanHotMale

If you have ever worried about your mom seeing yur d!<%... this is a fate worse than death..

Uh, perhaps getting an accidental Bobbit Job

from your zipper is worse than the humiliation?

Only Moms can get d!<%$ out of zippers... I learned this...

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Wanna know the worst thing about getting your d!<% caught in your zipper? asking your mom to get it out... YES ...Oh God...

Oh God?  Since when did you start believing in

God, Superboi?  And no, I don't want to know the

worst thing about nearly giving yourself a zipper

Bobbit job.

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Ok, settle down Superman.... ok....

Okay?  Okay??

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19mTim aka SupermanHotMale

 I'm f***king telling you dude.. PAIN....

Well, duh!  After all, you nearly gave yourelf a 

zipper Bobbit job...and you didn't have a Novacain 

shot.

Now why do libbies talk about their

sad little lives on Twitter?  Is this their

way of confessing their sins?

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