Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Libturds On Twitter
Oh boy! I just came across some
wacky liberal on Twitter and I just had
to pull these Tweets and post them.
I shook my head when I read these
goofball gaffes. Just saying! Some
of the craziest things liberals say on
Twitter! OH MY!
If you have ever worried about your mom seeing yur d!<%... this is a fate worse than death..
Uh, perhaps getting an accidental Bobbit Job
from your zipper is worse than the humiliation?
Wanna know the worst thing about getting your d!<% caught in your zipper? asking your mom to get it out... YES ...Oh God...
Oh God? Since when did you start believing in
God, Superboi? And no, I don't want to know the
worst thing about nearly giving yourself a zipper
Bobbit job.
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I'm f***king telling you dude.. PAIN....
Well, duh! After all, you nearly gave yourelf a
zipper Bobbit job...and you didn't have a Novacain
shot.
Now why do libbies talk about their
sad little lives on Twitter? Is this their
way of confessing their sins?
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Chrissi Matthews' Temper Tantrum
Poor poor Chrissi! He just got a jolt up his scrotum, and it must have been extremely painful. He got so upset over his boyfriend Barack 0bama getting a smack down on the first Presidential debate with Mitt Romney.
0bama put on his monkey suit and got gored by Romney.
Romney saw the chinks in the monkey suit arguments, and charged ahead at 0bama, goring him in the gas bags.
Poor 0bama! He must be squealing in political pain right now.
But even worse: Chrissi Matthews felt a pain up his scrotum, and is now screeching at 0bama.
Chrissi, you just stuck yourself with your own knife, so quit screaming.
0bama put on his monkey suit and got gored by Romney.
Romney saw the chinks in the monkey suit arguments, and charged ahead at 0bama, goring him in the gas bags.
Poor 0bama! He must be squealing in political pain right now.
But even worse: Chrissi Matthews felt a pain up his scrotum, and is now screeching at 0bama.
Chrissi, you just stuck yourself with your own knife, so quit screaming.
Monday, October 1, 2012
WHAT DID MOONBEAM DO?
He struck up some dirty deals again!
He refused to cut the budget,
keep parents out of the dark
with their kids, and let NAMBLA
go on a boy hunt in the schools.
But, he did do one thing right:
he vetoed a bill that would give
kids more than 2 legal parents.
had a fit when he vetoed the bill.
http://myemail.constantcontact.com/What-the-Governor-was-up-to-this-weekend.html?soid=1100422530046&aid=Kbay-n7xKSM