Thursday, February 18, 2016

Let Antonin Scalia Rest In Peace

It's been less than a week since Justice Antonin Scalia has passed. And 0bama wants to shove another liberal nominee minnow to replace an astute solid bold conservative justice. You just can't replace a lion king with a piece of shrimp.To a liberal, a shrimp might look like a tiger, but a shrimp is a shrimp! Some people are wondering if Justice Scalia got assassinated by liberal left wing extremists. Liberals have accused the conservatives of being out of whack, and hope there is no autopsy performed.

Where Does Donald Trump Stand?

http://www.newsmax.com/t/#!/newsmax/article/714471

Donald Trump has had enough with the monkey business going on over the last 7 years in the White House. Look at the anger in his face. His liberal opponent may feel a burn in his belly, but his proposed policies will "screw the pooch."
Trump has a desire to make America a stronger nation again. Trump has a fanbase who believe he can pull it off and make it happen. If he pulls it off, it can be quite rewarding!

A Historical Look At NY Times Opinion On Miguel Estrada 2003

The views & opinions expressed in the NY Times opinion piece are those of the Liberal NY Times, and not those of Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club, Rattrapper's My Fox Trappings, and the affiliated fraternal blogsites. The opinion piece is presented as a historical piece of evidence of where the NY Times stood politically in 2003.

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/29/opinion/an-unacceptable-nominee.html

Monday, February 15, 2016

Sheriff Moonbeam's Animal House

Sheriff Leroy Baca's confession of turning the Los Angeles County Sheriff's prison into a brutal animal house has struck fear within the ranks of his pet monkeys.Lee Baca's pet monkey undersheriff Paul Tanaka will need to protect his banana when he ends up in the big pokey with Tiny, Momo and Big Bubba.The rest of the deputies involved are ready to turn against Baca and Tanaka as they face lengthy prison sentences. Tanaka's desire to become the head cheese has taken a strange twist. While the other deputies quake in fear and look for cover, Tanaka & Baca's future will leave them screaming in fear. Poor Leroy! He seems to be the most shaken of the bunch. Lee Baca has become ancient history in the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.



Friday, February 12, 2016

Roseanne Barr Plans Opening Drug Dealership In Santa Ana California

The news is out: Roseanne Barr plans to open up a drug dealing dump called Roseanne's Joint in the ghetto of Santa Ana California. I have 1 thing to say to Roseanne: KEEP OUT! Deal your dope somewhere else!

2 Sodomites Hand Out Pig Slop To The People

Aaron Rosenberg and his queer "hubby" Danny Rose have served up a huge dish of expensive pig slop to fundraise for the Democratic Party. 0bama and his liberal circus have dragged their carcasses over to Hollywood to oink for their 30 pieces of silver.
I hope you Democrats enjoyed your $32,000.00 pig slop!

Berniebots Spank The Hildebeest In New Hampshire

The Berniebots have gassed up and charged forward with a huge swipe delivered at the Hildebeest and her political camp. The swipe felt like a punch in the nose to the Hildebeest's camp, sending Hildebeest on a war path against the Berniebots. Meanwhile, the Berniebots are passing gas, giving the Hildebeest camp a big stinkface. Bernie's camp would be wise to beware of the Hildebeest charging full force at them. Hildebeest will be determined to destroy the Berniebots and steal the votes away from his camp. Remember this Berniebots: Hildebeest is an angry wild animal bent on destroying your pipedreams.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Chelsea Clinton's Obsession

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Chelsea Clinton has a secret obsession she recently confessed to the public. The pictures speak for themselves! Oh boy!









Tuesday, February 9, 2016

February Democrat Debate: Who Will Liberals Choose?

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Which one will the Democratic goats choose for their witless leader?
Hildebeest? Or this piece of work?


This gas bag, who will make the goats "feel their burns?"

Muh muh my! Muh muh my!

Rattrapper out!

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Bernie's Big Secret


Hildebeest Clinton's Selfies







Funny Pictures



Jimmy Carter's Backhanded Endorsement For Trump





ABC News asked Jimmy Carter if he were to endorse someone for the GOP, who would he endorse. Peanuthead replied he would endorse Trump. Now why would liberal news organizations ask such a question to Peanuthead? Simple: Peanuthead's handlers gave ABC softball questions to ask him, so that he would expect them and have canned answers. How do I know this trick? I've seen this practice in a trade magazine that these political puppets use to get guests onto their talk shows. When a media source arranges an interview with a publicist, they're given a list of softball questions to further the publicist's talking points. If the media organization refuses to comply with their terms, the publicist pulls the guest from the show. The libtards wanted to plant poison into the low information voters' minds. Case closed!

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