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Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? - The Dawg Pound!

2012-02-12T07:17:00.001-08:00

Okay, when you laugh, make sure you don't wet yourself over this. Train your dog up the way of protecting you from evil, and the dog will deliver!

By the way, a good father teaches his son by good examples!

Twitter has been hacked again

2012-01-31T20:08:00.001-08:00

A heads up everyone! There seems to be some hacking going on again on the twitter blogosphere. If you are getting messages from anyone saying that something crazy or bad is being said, do not click onto the link. Some Twitter libturd hacks are going after Conservative Twitter accounts and sending out tweets, slandering others.

Arizona Teens "Swiss Cheese" An Obama Tee Shirt.

2012-01-28T10:33:00.001-08:00

News has gotten out about some Peoria Arizona guys shooting up an Obama t shirt at a shooting range. Peoria PD Seargent Pat Shearer took a picture of the teens, and has faced questioning by the Secret Service.
There are several ways to look at this. It's freedom of speech. The teens may not have been smart, but they have expressed their thoughts without committing a serious felony.
It's not racist. There is no proof that race had anything to do with what the teens did. The failed policies of Obama speak for themselves. The liberal shrieks of racism and their childish temper tantrums scream vividly.
This is just a way to vent. The teens have had tolerated 0bama's failed liberal policies long enough, and are tired of suffering under 0bama's epic blunders.
These are just a few thoughts among many. I have chosen to post an uncensored picture instead. I believe freedom to choose is very important, and back this right by choosing not to censor the picture. I might choose to replace it later if asked.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Charging RINOS!

2012-01-24T16:50:00.000-08:00

Someone has a sense of humor here.

Charging Rhinos! Meet Willard The Talking Rhino!

2012-01-24T03:57:00.001-08:00

My goodness! It's a miracle! Even the National Enquirer missed out on this! Special thanks to JC for this great find! Boston must be quite proud!
By the way, Barry is pumped! He wants to practice his skills as a matador. "0" has his superhero suit on, ready to volunteer his services. 0le 0bama!

How Many Beatings Will Fredrick Douglas Get In A Week?

2012-01-19T16:29:00.000-08:00

Who are these left wing kooks who thought of asking some third graders in Georgia this math question? "If Fredrick Douglass gets 2 beatings per day, how many will he get in one week?" Absolutely outrageous! It turns out that the parents at that school in Georgia were really angered and upset over this math question. Word is out that the ACLU has taken action, and is getting ready to bring a lawsuit against this school and the teachers who posed this question to the kids.

My take is this: for once, I agree with the ACLU! This question is an outrage, and the left wing kooks who wrote this question should be "taken to the woodshed" to say the least. I say let these teachers suffer a financial beating! When they suffer from a lack of greenbacks, perhaps they will get a clue, or an "education" to say the least?

Occupoop DC: Throwing Smoke Bombs At 0bama

2012-01-18T17:23:00.000-08:00

The Left Wing Nutjobs are at it again. This time, they've gone off and attacked one of their own! Seems like they're upset with their "Annointed 0ne" and the things he is doing. So they decided to toss a bunch of smoke bombs to send a "SMOKE SIGNAL" to their chief! Funny thing is this: while they complain about polluters getting away with screwing up the environment, they release air pollutants at the White House. Now did you notice that these Ass Clowns got a free pass from the security guys at the White House? If some conservative group were to break a law and send a smoke signal to the head moonbat, they would be hauled off to the Gulag and labeled terrorists.

Moonbats, please keep up the "good work"! That way, when November comes around, when you cry your shriveled balls off after 0bama loses, we will have a fun night to remember!

Ring Tones

2012-01-18T10:00:00.001-08:00

http://db.tt/b5o7OzEH

Here's an mp3 file for a goofy ringtone. Enjoy!

Romney Helps Struggling Woman Pay Her Electric Bill

2012-01-17T04:10:00.001-08:00

Let's look at this from a perspective that left wing extremist 0bamabots plan on attacking: a woman out of luck comes across Romney's campaign; Romney reaches out and helps her out, and now the Obamabots have a big beef about it. The bottom line is this: Romney gave from his heart and personal wealth. He did not buy a vote! The Mormons have a reputation for helping people who are down and out.

Now, on the other hand, let's not forget that 0bama bought a house for one of his 0-bots in 2008. Unlike Romney, 0bama used taxpayers' cold hard cash to pay for that 0-bot's house.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Occupoop Los Angeles, Part Turd...The Stinky Aftermath.

2012-01-15T21:26:00.001-08:00

I drove by the illegal encampment the Sunday before they faced eviction from Los Angeles City Hall. I posted my thoughts on the sister blogsite Rattrapper's MyFox Trappings, so I'll spare you the detailed rant I wrote. Go to http://ratrappersmyfoxtrappings.blogspot.com to read the details on what happened.

Now, I drove by instead of parking and walking on the grounds for one big reason: THE AWFUL STENCH! I could smell the stench of poop, urine and vomit from the street as I drove by. These ass clowns who squatted at city hall got away with an environmental crime and nearly caused an epidemic which could have killed an entire city. Look at the mess they made...and these are just the tame things I saw. The things I chose not to photograph were too vile for anyone to cover.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today: Occupoop Los Angeles - Part Duh!

2012-01-15T21:04:00.001-08:00

Here are some more pics of Occupoop Los Angeles; I took most of these in October 2011, during the first week. In one of these pics, a conservative guy is trying to explain capitalism to a clueless short haired old hippie. The hippie couldn't grasp the concept, like every typical left wing extremist.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? The Occupoop Los Angeles Hall Of Shame.

2012-01-15T20:39:00.001-08:00

I am now loading something liberals cannot run and hide from. I recently got some comments on a social media site from some of my personal liberal friends...yes, actual friends of mine who are hard core liberals. These pics are all mine. I am posting them without the funny captions. And by the way, I only took tame pics...there were some absolutely vile things I saw which I chose not to photograph. There is more to follow; I can only load a limited number of pictures here.

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? The gift that keeps on giving...

2012-01-14T19:52:00.000-08:00

Proof Positive: Debbie Does Daggers

2012-01-13T18:47:00.000-08:00

Proof Positive: Debbie Does Daggers

Democratic Jawbone

2012-01-04T19:43:00.001-08:00

In one day, Samson killed 10,000 Philistines with the Jawbone of an Ass. Today our nation dies with the same weapon!

Firefox New Version A Total Screwup!

2012-01-04T19:16:00.001-08:00

Normally I don't rip at software, but I will say the latest version of Firefox on a mobile platform is a total screwup! I had the platform downloaded onto my Android phone, and until early December, the app worked fine. But in the latest update, it took over automatically as the browser, and kept freezing up. This is a complete failure on the part of the folks at Mozilla! The older apps worked just fine until they were tampered with. An incompetent software geek boi decided to tweek some things and screw with an application that could have been left alone.

I had to uninstall the application to get my android browser to work properly. Way to go Mozilla Monkey Boi!

Obama "Stinks" Again...

2012-01-02T20:14:00.001-08:00

Oh boy! Obama has been making the news rounds again in Framingham Massachusetts. No, not Barry, but his uncle Onyango also known as "Uncle Stinky" at the Chicken Bone Restaurant. A local show host Howie Carr spotted "Uncle Stinky" at his favorite eating hole, and snapped some pics of Barry 0bama's Uncle Stinky, now sporting a beard.

Oh boy!

Bare Naked Islam Gets Banned by Wordpress

2011-12-31T20:52:00.000-08:00

Looks like the porkers at Wordpress have decided that Bare Naked Islam should be permanently banned from their site. Apparently, BNI fried CAIR's Ham, Pork & Bacon by exposing them for what they really are. CAIR has issued a fatwa against Wordpress to ban BNI or face a blogger's jihad. Well CAIR, fatwa this:

New Haven CT Democrat Mayor Wants Illegal Aliens To Vote

2011-12-21T01:58:00.001-08:00

What is it about the left wing moonbats wanting laws to be broken for their own benefit? New Haven CT Democrat Mayor John DeStefano has asked for a real whopper: VOTING RIGHTS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS! This moonbat wants to ignore the Constitution and allow illegals to vote in elections, saying that they pay taxes and should be able to vote in elections.

Apparently, left wing moonbat mayor John DeStefano has no regards for the rights of those who are legally born here and those who take the legal path to becoming an American Citizen. He believes that anyone who crosses the borders into the United States should be voting in New Haven.

I have an idea: let's invade New Haven and demand the right to vote in their local elections! Tell them that you're a citizen and demand your right to vote in their elections. When they refuse to let you vote, tell them Mayor DeStefano insists that you have the right to vote in the New Haven elections since you live in the United States. OCCUPY NEW HAVEN!!!

Bad Kim Chee? Hath the death angel dealt a stink bomb to hell?

2011-12-19T17:12:00.000-08:00

As you have all heard, the NOKO moonbat has died! Even the liberal Keith Olbermann has come up with a great tweet: "Medical News: Kim jong il has been downgraded to Kim Gone Dead!"

I usually don't agree with the Ogerboi, but this time, I got a laugh out of his tweet.

But now, I wonder how the souls in hell are dealing with this. For one thing, the angel of death has stuffed Satan's stocking with some dead Korean cabbage. It is a lump of stinky coal to keep the fires burning. When KJI went straight to hell, he became a nasty Kimchi stink bomb that sent some souls reeling and gasping. And worse yet, his little boi is going to be even worse and more cruel, for he will suddenly feel the urge to light off a few nukes to clear the air of the stench his daddi left behind.

Which Goose Egg Will The Liberals Kooc Next?

2011-12-15T08:58:00.000-08:00

As many of you have been watching, you can see that the occupoopers have been raiding various places of businesses, slowing down the productivity around the nation. They are literally doing damage by screwing over every one of us. So what will they "Kooc" next? Yes, this is no spelling error on my part. What will the liberals "kooc" next? What is on their nutty agenda? Let's just wait and see.

Occupoop Port of Long Beach

2011-12-13T16:36:00.001-08:00

It looks like the hippies haven't taken a bath and gotten jobs. These liberal whackjobs thought that the Longshoremen union and the truckers would have their backs. Wake up moonbats! Just how clueless are you freaks?

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? The Laughs Continue

2011-12-13T16:26:00.001-08:00

Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Oh my!

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? The Laughs Continue Again

2011-12-12T22:19:00.001-08:00

Group Calls For 'Occupy Clear Channel' Action | AllAccess.com

2011-12-12T13:43:00.000-08:00

Group Calls For 'Occupy Clear Channel' Action | AllAccess.com Oh my! The libturds are having a temper tantrum! Clear Channel dropped their money bleeding left wing liberal talk format for a money conservationist profit generating conservative truth telling format. And now, the lefty loons are pissed off! These money wasting jackals continue to march over to the messengers of truth in an attempt to shut the truth up. Now let me borrow a line from a Metro PCS ad to describe the cries fro the liberals: "HOLY SHISHKABOB! STOP THE EMBARASMENT

Governor Jerry Brown Says "Raise Taxes On The Richest Californians" AGAIN...

2011-12-06T08:00:00.001-08:00

Moonbeam has hatched another ROB THE RICH TO FEED THE BEAST plan on voters again. Moonbeam Jerry in his usual money grabbing scheme has made another one of his typical failing blunders again. Moonbeam plans on raising taxes of those who make more than $250,000. Moonbeam also wants to raise sales taxes again.
Okay Jerry, since you want to rob the rich to feed your greedy beast, why don't you ask your moonbat duchess of Oakland the Jeannie to help you by raiding your home town with the first sales tax hike. Then you can raise the taxes on your neighbors in Oakland Hills. Next, you can raise the taxes in Sacramento County. After you rip off Oakland and Sacramento, go after the moving companies. You will see a mass exodus known as from moonbeam Jerry to Rick Perry.
Moonbeam has as many brain cells as he has hair on top of his head. Jerry, follow the moving vans, and see where they end up. Perhaps if you have a brain cell to get a clue, you will see a lone star at the end of the move, DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASS!

The funny side of Occupy

2011-12-04T10:11:00.001-08:00

I admit I have humiliated liberals with my recent posts on the Occupy groups...they have loaded the political cannons with fodder. But there is a lighter side I found on laughzilla's blog.

Occupoop Los Angeles

2011-12-03T21:15:00.001-08:00

Funny how things turned onto the camp out at LA City Hall. Nearly 300 people got arrested for loitering at City Hall after 61 days. Let me boldly ask some questions to any person who illegally camped at city hall: did you get a thrill by hanging out with a bunch of other moonbat hippies? Did you video yourselves for some whacked out porn sites when you publicly pooped on the city hall lawn? Oh, don't deny the facts...the clean up crew recovered over 20 pounds of human feces when they picked up after the messes you all left behind. And to the queer hippies who hooked up in an outhouse: did the stinky outhouse give you a natural high while you engaged in oral sex while pooping on the throne?

How many of you liberal clowns went to see a doctor after you got staph infections? My guess is 0. Did contracting syphilis and gonnorea send a thrill up your leg like mentioning 0bama's name to Crissy Matthews? Are you looking forward to having Tiny, Momo and Big Bubba hooking up with you when you go to your new cages?

As for the nightly meetings with your liberal gurus, did your "genie" grant you your 3 liberal wishes? Or did the bloodsuckers wash your brains clean? And how did you all sleep at night? There happens to be a huge lice infestation at city hall after you all got chased out.

For you lesbians who shacked up under some open tarps: how was the public strip tease you showed to a bunch of perverts? Did any of them offer you some "work" at a fully nude strip joint? Did a Hollywood agent offer you a role in a big movie in exchange for a night in bed?

Oh well. I hear some of you liberals plan to head up to Oakland to get Mayor Jean Quan voted out. Go ahead, head up and do what you want. You can drag your carcasses up to Oakland...you can call your group the Moonbeam Raiders!

Take a look at the damage you did to city hall before you head up to Oakland. Just remember that the moonbats up north are even meaner.

Occupy LA Stooges Say Money Buys Off Government.

2011-11-29T22:52:00.001-08:00

Mr. E (@myfoxmystere) has shared a Tweet with you: "myfoxmystere: #OccupyLA stooges say money buys off Govt! Dumbos! Money buys off the Democratic Party crooks like Barney Frank! Occupy Frankie's dump!" --http://twitter.com/myfoxmystere/status/141770678620790784

Frankie Goes To Retirement! The Barney Frank Chronicles Part 1

2011-11-28T09:00:00.001-08:00

It's been all over Twitter! Frankie goes to retirement! He finally heard the message, and acted on it. Or did he? It occurred to me that perhaps he can't get new recruits to ride in Herbie the gay love bug anymore. Perhaps there's a nasty stench in it that won't go away? Or did NAMBLA urge him to go away before they get further embarassed with a looming scandal? When Barney bends over and rips a blast, it must leave a stench of evidence behind. Perhaps one of his Depends has damaging evidence on it.

Smashing Hit!

Barney Frank, NAMBLA President

Courtesy Michelle Malkin

An Open Letter To Occupiers

2011-11-26T08:11:00.001-08:00

Occupiers, isn't it time to follow the advice of your puppet master George Soros and "move on" to something better? How much longer do you plan on freeloading off those who are making a real living and feeding you out of pity? Look, City hall lawns, abandoned buildings, college campus walkways and office building parking lots are not places for "camping". Pooping and peeing out in plain view is not free speech! Outhouses are not offices for NAMBLA members to meet and have gay orgies in. Tents are not places for lesbians to display public strip teases for perverts to watch for free either! Filling up outhouses to the brim attract rats and other disease carriers as well. How long are you going to chant mantras, thinking some genie is going to grant you your wishes? The genie you chant to isn't a god! Your luck is going to run out soon, so take the advice of a true American Newt Gingrich: take a bath and get a job! The 99% of us watching your public temper tantrum are getting tired of your juvenile acts. Oh, and one more thing: cemetary plots are not places either for you folks to camp out in! The dead folks are watching you from both heaven and hell, and fear for your fate! So stop your stupid act and drag your lazy carcasses back to work!

Newt Gingrich tells Occupy Protesters To Take a Bath and Get a Job

2011-11-21T20:26:00.001-08:00

Newt couldn't have been more clear! But the moonbats can't think for themselves...look at their bathroom: they're going to stink badly! GROSS!

Have You Laughed at a Liberal Today?

2011-11-07T16:41:00.000-08:00

Liberals don't stand a chance with me, when they expose themselves on the web. I've come across some funny pics on the web...Oh boy, they're funny! Let the laughs begin! (Top: Howard Dean, Barack Obama, Chuckie Schumer with Harry Reid, Jerry Moonbeam Brown, Hillary Clinton, Phil Hendrie, The Laughing Donkey!)

Occupy Oakland Lefties Get Gassed Up

2011-10-31T14:00:00.000-07:00

The poo has started flinging! The lazy moonbat hippies at Occupy Oakland have started causing problems. Shame on them for defying the police department's order to leave the premises.

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi - The Parody Cartoon

2011-10-10T16:35:00.000-07:00


"At least Whitey didn't bite my manhood!"

May the lessons begin!

"Rattrapper out!"

Kinde Durkee - Democratic Nest Eggs Scrambled!

2011-09-26T23:06:00.000-07:00

When you get a call for fundraising, you can bet you're getting a call from someone who got plucked and hen pecked by Kinde Durkee. The Liberals have gone out on a desperate fundraising rush, now that their war chests have been plucked over, and emptied out. So when you get calls from "Senator Di" and other libs, remember their political nest eggs got robbed!

Kinde Durkee: Democrat Turkey - Who Got Gobbled

2011-09-26T22:28:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I did a pictorial blog last time...but who really got their campaign war chest gobbled up? Congresswoman Richards of the San Diego area, Loretta Sanchez and Diane Feinstein are just 3 of several prominent Democrats who are now cash strapped because they got plucked.

Kinde Durkee, Democrat Turkey.

2011-09-11T17:36:00.000-07:00

We Was Robbed Linda!

9/11 pledge

2011-09-11T17:10:00.000-07:00

I pledge Allegiance to the Flag

of the United States Of America.

And to the Republic for which it stands,

One Nation Under God.

Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

NEVER FORGET THIS!!!!

9-11-01

9-11-11 we remember!

The Grouch at Right Truth: 39 Years

2011-09-03T17:28:00.000-07:00

The Grouch at Right Truth: 39 Years

I just came across this blogger through his wife Debbie of http://righttruth.typepad.com

He seems to be a great blogger!

Obama Goes To Jail!

2011-08-30T15:55:00.000-07:00

Okay, I said it! Obama goes to jail! But which Obama is it? It is Onyango Obama aka Uncle Omar. Obama got arrested for a DUI charge in Framingham Massachusetts after leaving a restaurant named Chicken Bone. To see the arrest report, this post is linked to a site. Do you see a family resemblance here?

Uncle Omar, as Obama refers to him, said he would call the White House, when the police told him he had one call he could make. Unfortunately, Barry, Shelley and the girls were out of DC, vacationing at Martha's Vineyard. Now you might wonder what Obama was eating for dinner on vacation: check this out:

Go figure!

Now here are some liners the late show hosts can use:

Omar must be trying out for the new movie Obama Goes To Jail!

Obama eats chicken; Onyango plays chicken.

Obama smashes the economy. Omar smashes into a police car.

Omar and Barry are trying out for the cover video of Genesis' Illegal Alien.

Okay, I let it out of my system! Any ideas?

Sour Grapes

2011-08-27T17:29:00.000-07:00

Muh muh my! Rattrapper here! Looks like we have some sour grapes here! That bimbo "Mad Maxi" Dirty Waters has gone ape with rage! She just went off with her hate ridden loud diatribe, yelling "THE TEA PARTY CAN GO TO HELL!"

Oh Maxi! What hateful bigoted remarks you screech here! Tell us, are you pissed that your Emperor refused to stop by your gang infested ghetto of Inglewood California? Are you spewing sour grapes here Maxi?

It looks like things are a bit contagious here Maxi! Look what you've done here! Shelley's a bit pissed at Barry because he's sucking on an ice cream cone, while that kid beside her picks his nose!

"MMM! Dis dah best ice cream evah!"

"Foo! Did you take his ice cream Barry?"

"Don't mess with me, woman!"

Can't a guy eat in peace?

Obama Is So Low His Shadow Turns On Him (via Right Truth)

2011-08-13T12:07:00.000-07:00

Debbie is the best! She found one of the funniest pictures here!
Sorry folks, but you need to go to her site to see it. I want you to go to her site and see it for yourself! This post is linked to her site.

Joe Biden Gaffe: "Tea Partiers Are Terrorists!"

2011-08-03T15:25:00.000-07:00

Looks like Joey The Talking Chicken has stuck his foot in his beak again! After that gaffe, he ended up admitting that he was a bit too extreme with his words. Yes, I should say so Joey! How did you like the tar and feathering you got after you cawed that gaffe?

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi - Part Duh: Irl Scrubs The Cracks!

2011-08-02T15:20:00.000-07:00

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Poor Irl! He got dumped on, after he caused Rikishi to have an accident. Irl has the Pinnochio's Syndrome, in which his nose grows whenever he lies. When Rikishi knocked Irl into the corner, Irl angered Kish by taunting him with a bunch of liberal lies. Rikishi's bowels erupted when Irl's nose grew and gave Rikishi an enema. Rikishi then used Irl's head to wipe himself off. Oh the luck of Irl! By the way, poor ol' Robert Gibbs happened to be in Michigan's CPL headquarters, and smelled the mess. He nearly heaved.

Carmageddon!

2011-07-16T10:18:00.000-07:00

Ha ha! The hype is here! Now can you imagine the freeways packed with cars like these? By the way, tailfins are so 1950s! What are the GM clowns thinking? Caddies won't make them fashionable. Now let's hope for Chrysler's sake that FIAT doesn't stand for Fix It Again Tony!

Did Earl do some modeling for a baker?

2011-07-15T16:22:00.000-07:00

It is I, Rattrapper! Mr. E just showed me a link about some interesting cake decorations. Someone gave him a link to a site, and some of those images were great. But this one got me wondering: Did Mr. Hudnutt do some modeling for the baker who made this cake? Here is a picture of the cake, as shown on the web:

Earl, or is your real name Dean? Earl, did you model for this baker? I must say the baker did a great job of creating this cake! Now don't be shy Earl! You can admit to modeling! You can bask in the glory, knowing that you did something good for once! I now give you the highest praise, Mr. Hudnutt, for doing a good deed for a baker's inspiration! For once, I say to you: Well done Earl!

Barack Obama Is A Terrorist President

2011-07-11T16:55:00.000-07:00

Barack Obama: Declares Israel a Terrorist State. Begins talks with Muslim Brotherhood. Will liberal Jews ever wake up?

A: Uh, no they won't! They think 0bama is their Messiah!

Westboro Baptist Church to picket “adulteress” Betty Ford’s funeral - National Libertarian | Examiner.com

2011-07-11T16:46:00.000-07:00

Westboro Baptist Church to picket “adulteress” Betty Ford’s funeral - National Libertarian | Examiner.com

Pastor "Freddy Kruger" has struck again! How long will he be getting away with his hatemongering? This left wing extremist needs to croak quickly!

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi

2011-07-01T23:28:00.000-07:00

It is I, the Rattrapper! I was just saying to Mr. E, that it is time to do the "dreaded moves of Rikishi" onto the liberals that have been writing nasty comments on the replies! A huge stinkface awaits for a liberal clown who decides to spam the comment lines! So go ahead, libturds! Spam away! When you see the big carcass eclipsing your pimple head in a flash, you will get the stinkface you highly await for! It's coming, so don't say you didn't get a warning!

Word up: he just used the toilet! He's ready to deliver to you, liberals!

Rikishi's about to moon land!

Palin Emails ‘Enhance Her Reputation'

2011-06-17T15:08:00.000-07:00

Palin Emails ‘Enhance Her Reputation'

California Considers Bill To Shorten Yellow Light Times | AutoGuide.com News

2011-06-17T14:35:00.000-07:00

California Considers Bill To Shorten Yellow Light Times | AutoGuide.com News

Pelosi Now Asking Weiner To Resign - Is Pelosi A Scalded Chihuahua?

2011-06-12T08:04:00.000-07:00

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Who poured the boiling water on Nancy Pelosi? Was it Tim Kaine? Was it Debbie Wasserman Schultz? Who was it? Who boiled the Weiner? It looks like that drunken chihuahua Pelosi has just sobered up for a moment after someone poured the boiling water on her! She wants to save her drunken carcass for another power grab in the House! Now she's barking at the Weiner dude "GET OUT ANTHONY!" HEE HEE HEE HEE! What a joke! Pelosi needs to stop drinking her stash of hooch and sober up politically!

Alabama Governor Signs Toughest Immigration Reform Bill

2011-06-10T16:44:00.000-07:00

Associated Press

Governor Jan Brewer, get ready to ride in the "Bentley" mobile! You now have company!

Hardball Matthews Namecalling Republicans as "Dunderheads"

2011-05-28T21:18:00.000-07:00

Rattrapper's My Fox Trappings: Hardball Matthews Namecalling Republicans as "Dunderheads"

MRC.org - Media Research Center

Boy Oh Boy! Looks like Chris Matthews is feeling a wedgey from behind! What kind of stupid thing will he say next?

Obama Whacks Osama - Part 4: The Smackdown From Bibi!

2011-05-26T22:31:00.000-07:00

Obama just got smacked down by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netenyahu! What happened?It turns out that Obama is trying to sell out Israel to the Arabs in exchange for having Osama Bin Laden's carcass delivered to him. This sad excuse for an @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ has just set us up for an epic disaster on our soil!

Have you noticed the disasters the United States has been facing since 0bama made this dirty deal? When Bin Laden's carcass was delivered to 0bama, the Mississippi River has overflown its banks, resulting in an epic flooding throughout the Central part of the country. Also, the Midwest has suffered the worst tornado damage in 60 years: Joplin Missouri has been destroyed at the time 0bama told Bibi to go back to the pre 1967 borders.

Let's now look out to the future: 0bama has just set up the United States for another 9/11 style attack on our soil. In fact, the @$$/_(*)\/\//\/ will probably see one on our soil before the end of 2012. The "fuzzy muzzies" the left wing extremists dream about are itching to come after us now.

Now I just found the perfect
cartoon which sums up what the dumbo has done to the United States:

Lieberman: Obama Speech 'Profoundly Ill-Advised'

2011-05-26T16:05:00.000-07:00

Lieberman: Obama Speech 'Profoundly Ill-Advised'

Uh yeah, it is a blunder that Obama will pay for with his political career.

Gavin Newsom's Magic Car

2011-05-19T19:12:00.000-07:00

Gavin Newsom has been blowing his hot gas all over Twitter, gloating and cawing that the U.S. Senate did the greatest thing by voting to reject the GOP Plan for drilling for oil. Where is he? Is this guy functioning with a working brain? What planet is he from? Oh wait, I know: Planet Of The Moonbats! While he thinks gay men can have babies by sodomizing each other...after all, we came from dust he reasons, he thinks the gas genie magically fills his tank when it goes on empty! Has he seen the price of gas across the nation? It's over $4.50 per gallon or higher in some states, and he says by not drilling, we're much better off?

Gavin, you haven't answered mystere's twitter question he asked you: Does your gas tank magically create gasoline when it gets low in the tank? Why haven't you replied to mystere? Was it another one of your gaffes you posted on Twitter again? You seem to put your foot in your mouth often? Does it taste good Gavin? You and Joey Biden have something in common: You both tend to gaffe alot! Are you both gaffe chickens from the same family line?

Obama Whacks Osama - Part Tweep: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - Hand Over Israel!

2011-05-14T17:50:00.001-07:00

What will Obongo do next?

A Harley biker, the lion, a little girl, a reporter.......

2011-05-09T15:44:00.000-07:00

A Harley biker, the lion, a little girl, a reporter.......

OBAMA WHACKS OSAMA...PART DEUX...BUSH LED, BIN LADEN DEAD!

2011-05-05T15:33:00.000-07:00

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., a leading waterboarding-is-torture and Bush-is-evil-and-incompetent critic, raised no reservations and was oblivious to the contradiction: "The death of Osama bin Laden marks the most significant development in our fight against al-Qaida. I salute President Obama, his national security team, Director Panetta, our men and women in the intelligence community and military, and other nations who supported this effort for their leadership in achieving this major accomplishment. ... (T)he death of Osama bin Laden is historic." (via Larry Elder).

Well, well, well!!! The mule with the botox job says what? She said what? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Oh yes!

Let's just remember that it was Bill Clinton and George W. Bush who started the man hunt for Bin Laden. These guys took the lead in starting the hunt for Bin Laden and his gang of thugs. The clowns caught before Binny Boy got their Saturday night bath specials, so that they could give the CIA and other intelligence officials the needed tip to "knock bin laden dead".

Now, what do you have to say to Nancy, Mr. Bush?

Ahh, very diplomatic Mr. Bush!

How about you Mr. Obama? What would you like to say?

Really now?

OBAMA WHACKS OSAMA...PART ONE.

2011-05-04T15:33:00.000-07:00

Well, it's definitely official! The terror monkey Osama bin laden has been whacked! Great Job NAVY SEALS! You got him!

So Mr. Obama, what would you like to say now?

Very good Mr. Obama! Now can you show us some pictures of Osama Bin Laden's carcass?

Wait, these look like photoshopped pics Mr. Obama. Are you sure he's dead?

Okay, but what will you swear on to prove he's dead?

So you're celebrating with some burgers Mr. Obama?

Well, Mr. Obama, while you celebrate, check out this link:

laughzilla's blog: The Daily Dose 5/4/11 - Top 10 dead terrorist jokes

What do you think about laughzilla's blog, Mr. Obama?

Sickos Attack Sarah Palin's Downs Sydrome Child: Greatest Living American: A Children’s Treasury of Trig Crap On His Birthday

2011-04-20T16:31:00.000-07:00

Greatest Living American: A Children’s Treasury of Trig Crap On His Birthday

See what these sick whackjobs do to a kid? Absolute garbage!

A$$ KLOWN Earl Ofari Hutchinson Whining Over Chimp Obama Joke Email

2011-04-20T12:23:00.000-07:00

Go figure! Earl Ofari Hutchinson has thrown another temper tantrum over somone "insulting" his dumbo emperor Obama. While no one condones racism here on this blog, let me post the picture which gave Hutch a painful wedgie this weekend:

Now don't think I condone this picture! It isn't funny! However, I think Earl Ofari Hutchinson tends to be selective when he goes on the attack. Where was he when people photoshopped George W. Bush as a monkey? NOWHERE! Now let's take a look at Bush being mocked:

Oh Earl, where art thou?

And where were you when some liberals attacked a black conservative at a Tea Party event in Portland Oregon? Oh Earl, where art thou? OH WAIT, IT'S SOMEONE WHO'S AN UNCLE TOM, RIGHT EARL? YOU DON'T DEFEND YOUR UNCLE TOMMY, RIGHT EARL?

So while "Uncle Tommy" gets attacked, you sit around and smile, don't you Earl? "he no deserve no protection becuz he turn whitey boy!"

My my Earl! Oh, and when Dennis Kucinich thought Obama should be impeached for bombing Libya, you thought Kucinich was wrong?? Why's that Earl? Oh wait, I know why: because Kucinich is a liberal who thinks Obama did the wrong thing, and Kucinich is a white guy! But since Kucinich is a liberal, you only gave him a slap on the hands in your Huff-Poop editorial.

"Muh name iz Earl! I slap da whitey boy when he get outta line! I don't like no uncle Tommy eethuh! They too smart foh da lazy man!"

Oh, your name is Earl alright! The one who chooses to pick on conservatives and liberal whites who call out when they see other liberals screwing up!

Will Muslims Issue A Fatwa Against Carl's Jr. & Hardees?

2011-04-03T15:11:00.000-07:00

The word is out! Carl's Jr. and Hardees have brought out an under 500 calorie burger to the market. However, they have gotten some people upset with their ads. But, before I get into what's happening, let me give you a link to some free food from Carl's Jr. and Hardees:

http://www.hardees.com/promotions/

If you haven't noticed the ads yet, this is where the heat is on: They got Miss Turkey to do an ad for the new turkey burger. In the ad, Miss Turkey strips down to a bikini with the turkey burger imprinted on it. It turns out that Miss Turkey, Gizem Memic (Sorry folks, my computer doesn't allow for a French curve under the c), happens to like Carl's Jr. burgers; she said she grew up eating them.

Now, I came across a blog where a Turkish American said he was quite offended with the ad. I'll admit Gizem is quite the looker here! She has become quite the sensation on television with that ad! Now I'm wondering if any Muslim Imam has become a big cry baby and issued a Fatwa against Carl's Jr. and Hardees? Or have they enjoyed the ad so much that they've given a pass to them? If I were 1 of those nutjob Imams, I would probably still give a pass! Of course not all Imams are nutjobs, just the extremists!

Gizem, if you happen to come across this blog, I hope you enjoy the Turkey Burger!

No Fatwa from me!

(Originally posted on http://rattrappersmyfoxtrappings.blogspot.com)

Shake It Up Before We Go Go!

2011-04-01T23:06:00.000-07:00

He put the boom-boom into the sky,

He tried to bomb Libya solo, with a war-cry!

So he sent up U.S. planes...
the fails per mission have all been insane...
With moonbats flying into the night,
we'll be in trouble tomorrow all right,
His weakness going down in a flame,
We'll be the butt of the moonbat hall of shame!

Shake It Up Before We Go Go!
Don't leave us hanging on a war solo,
Shake It Up Before We Go Go!
Leave us watching in shame!

Bomb all night, in the hall of shame,
Don't let common sense enter your brain,
Bomb all night, in the hall of shame,
Just let Dubya be the one who's blamed...

Shake it up before we go go!
Just be the moonbat with the bombing solo!
Shake It Up before We Go Go!
We'll be dying tonight!

Sharia's not so fly!!!!
Yeah Yeah!!!!

Rattrapper Out!

How Did Jerry Brown Raise $$$ for his mansion?

2011-04-01T06:00:00.000-07:00

How has Governor Moonbeam raised money for his "mansion" in the past? He has gone out on his RINO hunt again, looking for traitors to rob us again! Yet, he cannot find a single RINO, so now he's resorted to the name calling and blame casting game...What is it that Moonbeamer Jerry doesn't get into his bald thick head? Moonbeam's woman has also jumped into the mean streak by being a %*^(# around conservatives. It turns out that a number of Republican State Senators have gotten the witch's brew treatment from "Little Moonbeam Annie" for not wanting to increase taxes.

Word to Governor Moonbeam: You may have gotten away with raising taxes to pay for your mansion last time you were in the Governor's office; this time, we're not going to take it!

Obama is a 'Moron,' says US Retail Expert Davidowitz - Business & Economy - Israel News - Israel National News

2011-03-28T15:50:00.000-07:00

Obama is a 'Moron,' says US Retail Expert Davidowitz - Business & Economy - Israel News - Israel National News

Crystal Cathedral Cracking God's Covenant?!

2011-03-18T00:32:00.000-07:00

In this morning's paper (3/17/11), I just read an article that disturbs me to the core: Reverend Dr. Robert H. Schuller has denounced a pro-traditional marriage covenant that his staff has asked the choir members to sign. This covenant merely stated that marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman. Schuller rationalizes his denouncement by saying that he has a reputation of tolerating everything!

Uh, tolerating EVERYTHING? REALLY? You think God wants you to tolerate all things including evil? Really, Dr. Schuller? What are you thinking? And why did you really kick your son Robert Anthony Schuller out of ministry? Because he refused to be a daddy's puppet boy? So you want "Daddy's Little 'Goil" to be a cookie cutter?

Sorry Doc, but God has a higher standard: His Scriptures! What are you thinking, Reverend Schuller? While it's true we should treat visitors well at our houses of worship, it's another thing to soften up doctrine and covenants to be seeker friendly.

Kami kisses some gay hammy!

2011-03-06T16:10:00.000-08:00

Looks like Kamala Harris wants to cave into her liberal views, and kiss the hammies of the gay kind. Kami has asked the Supreme Courts to allow queer marriages while the legality remains in limbo with the Supreme Court hearings.

What is it about libturds? Why do libturds think they can go against the will of the voters, and force some things down our throats when we said NO TO GAY MARRIAGE?

Kami, please stop bending over to kiss the gay hammy! The results will be quite ugly and gross!

Wis. Governor Tells Obama to Butt Out Again

2011-02-22T20:00:00.000-08:00

Wis. Governor Tells Obama to Butt Out Again

Walker: Cheese Slicing Ranger...I Mean Governor!

2011-02-20T16:59:00.000-08:00

The Cheese has rotted. It is time to cut the rotted cheese out! Enter Walker: Cheese Slicing Ranger...I mean Governor. While the Unions are having a huge temper tantrum over getting a financial circumcision, Wisconsin's Republican Governor Scott Walker is getting brutally attacked by the Wisconsin Democrats. I just recently came across this picture from the Wisconsin Democrats website:

From the Wisconsin Democrats website.

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! Take a look at the Red section of this picture: You can say it's Florida, but it also looks like the outline of a handgun. As you look at the picture, you see 2 black lines going through Scott Walker's ears. Then in the blue area, which liberals will say is Wisconsin, it looks like it's watching and smiling! The 2 planes are drawn in a way to look like sicles coming toward Walker in 2 directions (perhaps to chop his head).

Next, we have 14 moonbat senators flying out of Wisconsin to Illinois to hide in their moonbat caves, so that the Wisconsin State Senate could not vote on the issue of slashing collective bargaining for the public sector unions. It looks like a temper tantrum from a bunch of left wing extremist cry babies, to say the least.

I do have some good news about this: It turns out that the moonbats have a gaffer among their midst. Moonbat Brett Hulsey has opened his beak, and cawed out to the Huffington Post some details on how the Democrats plan to attack the Republicans. Hulsey has the gall to call the Republican Party dictators.

Courtesy The Badger Herald (Photo by Meagan McCormick

Hey Brett, why don't you go out, and get your moonbat buddies out of the moonbat caves? Did you really need to bend over and blow out some hot air, calling Republicans dictators? While you caw out recall threats against Republicans for doing their jobs, you and the rest of the Flock Of Moonbats think you can all hide in your bat caves until it's over?

Governor Scott Walker has the guts to slice out the rotting things in the State Of Wisconsin budget. In fact, he has the boldness of Chuck Norris aka Walker Texas Ranger.

What Did Al Franken Say?

2011-02-13T18:01:00.000-08:00

Well, I recently came across some of Liberal Senator Al Franken's schemes and thought it might be amusing (or maybe not amusing) to post them. I have taken the liberty to disable any links to other pages, so have fun folks!

Here are some of Al's ventures and foibles:

Al Franken said these things over aperiod of several months:

Al: repealing healthcare would be amistake

Comcast-NBC merger will increasecable prices and stifle competition

biofuel producers get grant toexpand, creating jobs and reducing dependence on foreign oil

I believe we are facing agrowing threat of corporate control on the flow of information in ourcountry

The Comcast-NBC merger is badfor consumers and bad for the Internet

After hitting it off after theelection, Al will mentor freshman Senator Rand Paul

Al talks healthcare, ethanol, educationand his credit rating agency amendment

Al tours Viracon to discuss #jobs,#energy codes and international #trade in the glass industry

#Comcast already preparing to pull#NBC Universal content from Netflix?

The decision made by the FCC& DOJ is a "tremendous disappointment" protecting corporateinterests

Al on Comcast-NBC: What we see todayis an effort by the FCC to appease the very companies it’s charged withregulating

#education testing methods needmodernization

Grand Forks Herald editor reflectson his convesation with Al

The GOP plan to repeal heath care"doesn't make sense," won't pass in the Senate

We need to create an atmospherewhere bullying isn't accepted in our schools

Comcast-NBC merger a bigdisappointment -- find out how to help Al fight back

Bad news for consumers: Comcast-NBCapproved. Al is fighting back -- find out how you can help!http://bit.ly/firoro

Check out Al's op-ed: Small banks& businesses can benefit from new Small Business Lending Fund

MN has the resources to be abiotechnology center, leading to high value #jobs

In his speech at NetrootsNation MN,Al discusses the necessity of & the danger of the Comcast/NBC merger

Franken to feds: Want new road signs?Help pay for 'em.

Small biz manufacturing and rural jobs willhelp with economic recovery

44,521 ppl have co-signed Al's openletter fighting the Comcast/NBC merger in last 24hrs

The Comcast/NBC merger would be a"disaster" for customers

Al celebrates groundbreaking at theKittson Cty canola plant that will help boost local economy

Al discusses new training programsat NCTC in Thief River Falls »

Growing small businesses will helpto create new jobs

the tragedy in AZ won't stop thosein Congress from doing their jobs and meeting with constituents

Health reform has already cut costs& removed barriers for Minnesotans; let's not repeal …

New food safety law will preventfoodborne illnesses and save lives »

Al's proposed change to filibuster ruleswould help non-controversial legislation move faster

Al wants to put the burden on theminority to continue a filibuster not on the majority to stop it:

I sincerely hope the FCC will makesignificant improvements to their net neutralityproposal before Tuesday's vote

Star Tribune: Sen. Franken: Anunseemly but necessary deal on taxes

Al on repealing DADT: "We'vecleared the pathway to right a major injustice."

Al: The FCC's proposal needs majorrevisions and may do more harm than doing nothing at all.

Al calls on FCC to fix netneutrality proposal or nix it

Al: "I am deeply disheartenedby the Senate's failure to repeal don’t ask don’t tell

Al: "I'm not happy withextending tax cuts on millionaires and billionaires »»»

Al joins Dems in pressing theadministration to protect ANWR

Al meets with principal andkindergartners at Apple Valley School

Al, you got your bunny suit on for the kids, eh? Quite an outfit for a kindergarten class, eh?

"Friend" the Department of Homeland Security? WHAAAAAATTT!!!!??????!!!!

2011-02-13T16:23:00.000-08:00

Pajamas Media » The Department of Homeland Security Wants to Friend You?

If they want to "friend" us on Facebook, what are the consequences we'll be facing as a result? Big Sister Napi is watching you! These clueless dumbos in the DHS have supposedly launched a program they call "Einstein 3", which is to get rid of the color coding of terrorist threat levels, and rely on Facebook and Twitter to inform and stay informed of so called terrorist threats. Uh Napi, do you know what you're doing? Perhaps the name is appropriate for your idea of security: Einstein? What kind of name is that? Einstein 3? It must be appropriate for a bunch of buffoons running Homeland Security!

Napi, while I'm on the subject of Homeland Security, let me remind you of what you left behind when you took the job offer Emperor 0bama presented to you. You left the Arizona borders open wide for America hating nutjobs who would gloat with glee in destroying the nation! And your lib-bots poop their panties (or is it their Depends) when Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Governor Jan Brewer get tough and enforce the tough immigration laws!

Einstein 3? Albert must be flying nuts now!

No, not him!

This Albert!

See what you did to him Napi?

Will Biden's Boondoggle Derail Him?

2011-02-11T00:14:00.000-08:00

» Malkin: Who’s Policing Amtrak Joe Biden’s Rail Boondoggles? Commentary

CHOOOO-CHOOOO! CHOOOO-CHOOOO!

Here comes another one of Joey The Talking Chicken Biden's infamous gaffes! Will he roll through smoothly, or will his gaffe derail him?

What Did Elton John Say?

2011-02-10T23:57:00.000-08:00

Elton John Says Kids Don't Need a Mom and a Dad: Do You Agree?

Reggie!!! Reggie!!! Reggie!!! Kids do need both a mom and a dad! Now we know that your pappy was more interested in being an Admiral in the British Navy over being a dad to you, but the things from your past are clouding your judgment! I take it you're the "wife" and "Mum" in your gay marriage with David Furness, since the article did state that David is your gay hubby?

MMM!!! Barbecue...WHAT THE...????? KAAHAAAACK!

2011-02-10T23:33:00.000-08:00

Michelle Obama's Barbecue Hypocrisy

Now, I don't like to go after the First Lady, but this really raked the coals! From what I read on the link, if she is pandering like they say (Charlotte NC has the best BBQ?), she really deserves these next 2 pictures I found on the web:

Shelley, please don't pander when you make the rounds as the First Lady! It's perfectly fine to admit you're a grocery nanny! At least if you admit you're a food nanny, the people will have some respect for you, because of honesty. And you know your hubby has a taste for a great burger or two! Why I think he's having a burger craving right now!

Grocery Taxes? Are You Nuts?

2011-02-10T23:23:00.000-08:00

Which States Tax the Sale of Food for Home Consumption in 2009? — Center on Budget and Policy Priorities

What for the life of me is wrong with this picture? TAXING GROCERIES FOR HOME CONSUMPTION? Let's learn from a blunder that a certain RINO in California committed, and the backlash he received: Remember when Pete Wilson was the Governor? Well, let's say he allowed 1 serious mistake, which got Conservatives charging mad at him: the Snack Tax! That snafu only lived for a short time, and then suffered a huge defeat, when we Californians passed a ballot measure repealing the snack tax. It stopped Pete Wilson from remaining a RINO, and after he learned the hard way, he redeemed himself by leaving California a surplus budget that George Deukmejian helped get rolling. Of course, Wilson's follower Gray Davis blew it to bits, and started a deficit which we are still in, and sinking deeper into with Moonbeam (but that's another topic). So let this be a lesson: Taxing Food will bite you back! Let's look at the States that tax groceries (taken from the provided link:

Seven states tax groceries at lower rates than other goods; they are Arkansas, Illinois, Missouri, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, and West Virginia. [1]
Five states — Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Oklahoma, and South Dakota— tax groceries fully but offer credits or rebates offsetting some of the taxes paid on food by some portions of the population. These credits or rebates usually are set at a flat amount per family member. The amounts and eligibility rules vary, but may be too narrow and/or insufficient to give eligible households full relief from sales taxes paid on food purchases.
Two states continue to apply their sales tax fully to food purchased for home consumption without providing any offsetting relief for low- and moderate-income families. They are Alabama and Mississippi.
Real brilliant, Guys!

State of the State: Brown cites unrest in Egypt to make his case for budget vote| PolitiCal | Los Angeles Times

2011-02-02T12:34:00.000-08:00

State of the State: Brown cites unrest in Egypt to make his case for budget vote| PolitiCal | Los Angeles Times

Barack Obama's earmark threat flusters Democrats - Manu Raju - POLITICO.com

2011-01-26T13:30:00.000-08:00

Barack Obama's earmark threat flusters Democrats - Manu Raju - POLITICO.com

Can you rap better than Brett Baier?

2011-01-26T12:52:00.000-08:00

Can you rap better than Brett Baier?

Olbermann for Senate? Bloggers Draft Combative Host to Replace Lieberman

2011-01-25T13:59:00.000-08:00

Olbermann for Senate? Bloggers Draft Combative Host to Replace Lieberman

What a perfect job for the OLD BEAST! Maybe he'll run? Will he win, or get a TKO from the voters?

Remember, Lefties blame the innocent when one of theirs kills an innocent victim.

2011-01-12T15:53:00.000-08:00

Let this be a reminder to the left wing dumbos who politicized the Arizona Shootings of Congresswoman Gabby Gifford, and the murder of 9 year old Cristina Taylor Greene:

May Gabby Giffords fully recover and heal quickly!

Mystere's First Moonbat Hall Of Shame Class. (+ Mystere's Hall Of Fame)

2011-01-08T01:02:00.000-08:00

Well here is the first moonbat hall of shame class I have ever posted. However, there is one person here who is not in the moonbat hall of shame class, but he is part of my hall of fame class.

Now let's go down the list here (not necessarily in any order):

I have Judge Vaughn Walker for not listening to California's voters who voted for the Defense Of Marriage Act. He didn't tell us that he leaned towards having a taste for Fruitcake!

Next, we have the infamous Barney Frank, who stuck the people in the rear with a bunch of sub-prime loans. He let his then-boyfriend Herbie the gay-love bug Moses run the show, and at the same time, Herbie ran a Queer Brothel out of their gay-love shack!

And now we have a real squirrel running around, being funded by a bunch of nut-jobs: ACORN'S Bertha Lewis! While a couple of bold activist journalists got hot on her nut trail, Bertha tried to fund the murdering of baby girls, by giving the undercover couple advice on how to not get caught committing statutory rape.
(No, she's not the troglodyte woman known as Bertha Butt, one of the Butt Sisters in Jimmy Castor's song Troglodyte!)

Next, we have Steny Hoyer committing political voodoo with his head witch, Nancy Pelosi! Looks like they have a brew wafting over here!

And it looks like the stench of the delusional hooch has gotten to Obama's pet Press Monkey, Bobby Gibbs. My! The brew's stench must have wafted over a huge area, since he is several doors away from the House and Senate! It must have been so bad, that he wants to make an exit out of the Press Secretary job now...Oh wait, he must be upset that the Republicans control the house! His incompetence can't be blamed on the lawmakers now!

Oh look! The hooch turned Dr. Howard Dean's nose bright red! It glows like an incandescent light bulb!
Hey Howie, the House wants to repeal Obamacare! I heard you hated that bill, unlike most other liberals, and you told them to Kill The Bill! I take it the bill would have made you work much harder for your money, and that they would likely not have paid you 1 cent for your services?

Now that I mentioned the bill, let's see, who voted for it? Why here's one of the guys now! It's Chucky Schumer! I know you were more than happy to please your bosses Nancy and Harry...wait, where's your hooch? Your left hand is empty here...oh wait. I see. One of Nancy's little gophers took your glass for a big refill. Carry on Chucky!

Oh Nancy, is your gopher being a bit slow today...oh wait, What??? She dropped several bottles of your $1,000.00 hooch? Whoa, wait Nancy! Now don't get so upset woman! You what??? You wish you still had a gavel to whack her for this? ANGER MANAGEMENT Nancy!

Now George, you know you're not allowed to cash gift any of these folks, since you're not a citizen here! We're gonna kick your CA$H out of here...Oh wait, I forgot your name is Soreass! The name fits you well!

Harry, calm down now! We'll make sure you're fired in 6 years...Uh Harry, calm down now...HARRY!!!

Hey, don't give us the finger Harry! That's not nice...HEY!

Now look what you've done Harry...you got your cow angry! Elena's gonna be charging at the public because of you Harry!

Hey, Hakim! Behave yourself...HEY!! Oh now you've done it Hakim! The public's waking up to your party's scams!

Harry? Harry?? Harry??? Oh there you are! Hiding from the public, and paying a visit to your boy, Rory! Harry, you need to come back, and answer to the public for that Health Care Scam you and Nancy created! GET BACK HOME! And how dare you attack a fine lady Sharron Angle!

Mr. Waxman, what happened to your nose? Did you get plastic surgery from one of the doctors approved for the Obamacare package? WOW, you need to sue for negligence! Oh wait, there's something in the bill that prohibits suing the approved doctors?

Hillary, why are you laughing about this? Oh, because you're not a Senator anymore? Oh, you still had your hand in this scam! But I understand you think Hank's nose looks funny for now.
Or are you laughing at Al's wardrobe?

Oh wait, Al tried to ride Mr. Ed. Uh Oh! He did what? Now how are we going to pry him out of Mr. Ed?

Hey Jesse Jr! Hanging with your pappy? Good for you! At least you can protect Obama from getting his nuts chopped? Oh wait! The public did that to him, not your daddy! Carry on Junior!

Jerry, you wanted Obama's job for a lifetime! But your wife says no! But why did you have to run for California Governor? Moonbeam, you keep screwing things up! You're not getting my vote when the term ends.

Joey, quit crowing and gaffing off! You're supposed to be the "experienced one!"

John, you said you have a plan! Are you trying to forget what your plan is? Oh wait, you want to forget you ran with John a few years ago?

Uh Oh! Shelley's ticked!! Is she still ticked off over Barry looking at that girl, over a year ago?

MOONBAT MAN AND DODO! GET OVER HERE NOW!!!!

Barry, are you trying to put on a bad puppy face for Shelley?

Hey, what is "big sister" doing asleep at the guard?

Barry, it's time to go to church! And not one of these black panther churches! And no, Pastor Eric's Church is off limits!

Now Ted's place is full of gospel truth! He comes from my Hall Of Fame! Way to go Ted!

Ted, you rule over these guys in the moonbat asylum! You are the MAN, Mr. Hayes!

Barack Obama's Net Neutrality Blunder

2010-12-23T01:29:00.000-08:00

Okay, this really beats the cake! Now that the FCC has decided to stick its nose into the internet, it has declared itself the "Big Brother" of the internet! While it will censor anything that is conservative, it will let liberal things off with a pass!

Well, the President can pass his gas now!

Max Klinger, You Can Come Out Of The Closet Now!

2010-12-23T01:09:00.000-08:00

So Barry 0bama has decided that "Don't Ask Don't Tell" should be repealed! As 0bama gloats with glee over the repeal, the military now must deal with GLAAD, NAMBLA, GLSEN, and a host of other clowns who want homos to openly display themselves in the military!

Sorry guys, but this is a bad move! Our troops now need to be concerned if one of their own is going to make a pass on one of the straight guys? What's wrong with this picture? Another thing: if one of the men decides that he is really a woman, and should be allowed in the women's facilities, what's going to happen to those women who are taking a shower or dump?

There are serious consequences to this decision, far more serious than the scenarios which I mentioned here. I cannot write all the scenarios down, but this is one huge blunder that 0bama and his mule clowns have dumped onto our troops!

GOPUSA » The Loft » Tales of the Bizarre: Obama Bails on Press Conference

2010-12-13T14:33:00.000-08:00

GOPUSA » The Loft » Tales of the Bizarre: Obama Bails on Press Conference

"Hello 0'booboo! Let's say we have a tax 'em an' cheat 'em party! But Willy, the teleprompter's gonna blow up on us! That's okay 0'booboo! I've got my slick yogis here!

Patriotic Pledge Of Allegiance - Reprise

2010-12-12T16:40:00.000-08:00

I pledge Allegiance to the Flag of The United States Of America, and to the Republic for which it stands: ONE NATION UNDER GOD, Indivisible with liberty and justice FOR ALL!!!!

I pledge

NO ALLEGIANCE to the stands of the MOONBATS in Amerika, and to the injustices which they love, our nation sent to Hell, unthinkable with libertards and intolerance gone wild!!!!!!

Hold the Brownies! Obama Set to Sign Bill Limiting School Bake Sales | The Blaze

2010-12-06T15:26:00.000-08:00

Hold the Brownies! Obama Set to Sign Bill Limiting School Bake Sales | The Blaze

Okay, who laced 0bama's brownies with ExLax? Obviously the guy must be ticked off enough to want to push for federal regulations on school fundraisers. Hey, there's a picture of 0bama suffering from eating a laced brownie after dealing with a Wikileak:

Another 10 years of moonbattery for California

2010-11-24T23:37:00.000-08:00

Am I the only one who is wondering what's wrong with these pictures? What happened in California? What for the life of me went wrong? What went wrong in the nation as well? Now that the dust has settled, I am back to thinking about what to say next.

Who let this old windbag get back into office for another 6 years? Doesn't anyone in California care that she wasted 28 years in the political offices as a Rep and Senator? Did you know that this windbag was one of the dummies who could only stare at the TV, when the 9/11 terrorist attacks were going on in New York City? Old Blimpie had no clue on what to do when al-qaeda struck the Twin Towers on that fateful infamous day.

And what is wrong in the nation? The fruitkooks in Taxachumpsetts re-elected this old homo brothel keeper back for another term! They re-elected the Grand Marshall of the Fruitcake Brigade for another term of shameless bank overdrafts. Just remember that Mr. Loopyfruits poked his "business" into the Fannie and Freddie before the crash and bailouts occurred in 2008, then he acted as if he didn't have any blood on his hands!

And what's wrong with 0bama's big ears? Didn't he hear what the people wanted? Is he so deaf that he thinks we want to pay more taxes? Or did the Speaker blow out all his senses along with his eardrums?

Yes, this is what the Emperor will be saying, when the loons attack the United States again!

Rattrapper out!

Acts 18 « Christian Reader

2010-11-01T15:55:00.000-07:00

Acts 18 « Christian Reader

Jerry Brown's Long Lost Twins

2010-10-30T19:14:00.001-07:00

I see a family reunion here! Muh-muh my! Muh-muh my!

Democrats Blowing a Smoke Screen to Hide Behind?

2010-10-30T17:49:00.000-07:00

It is I, Rattrapper!

I have a serious question here: Do you think the Democrats have blown up a smoke screen to hide behind? Are Babs and Moonbeam sending out smoke to hide their 68 combined years of political failures? These 2 libturds had many years to shape up and represent the legal residents of California; yet both of them have managed to drive out businesses from the state, and have left California bankrupt. They both face tough opponents: Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman. Both women became CEOs of successful businesses: Hewlett-Packard and E-Bay. Boxer and Brown have been failing career politicians for a combined 68 years (Brown - 40, Boxer - 28), and have left California and the United States in debt.

I'm sure you're wondering what the smoke screen is: It's Proposition 19! The liberal campaign clowns have brought it out to create a diversion from the issues, and to hopefully keep some from voting for the Republican candidates. I must say something now to the Democrats: Your plan's going to backfire! Do you moonbats think that the people of California are so stupid? Those who are registered Republicans can see through the smoke screen, and a number of Democrats who are fed up with the dumbo tripe you moonbats keep feeding them are ready to fight back!

Hey! They say pictures are worth 1,000 words, so here's a picture for you:

Rattrapper out!

Nisar Ahmed: The first teacher banned for life for being useless | Mail Online

2010-10-25T16:28:00.000-07:00

Here is something that California could learn from the British: DUMP A DOPE from the payroll! When you read the article from the provided link, you will see that this guy got fired for being a dope! This is something that California teachers fear, if Meg Whitman gets voted into office. With Jerry Brown, the dopes will have job security! So let this be a reminder to go after the dopes, and give them a pinky booty!

Nisar Ahmed: The first teacher banned for life for being useless | Mail Online

Liberals Fire Juan Williams, Stage Hand at Obama Rally, and Other Big Blunders

2010-10-23T21:12:00.000-07:00

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This week has been a big fat blunder for left wing extremist liberals. It seems that they keep setting themselves up for embarassment this past week.

First, let's look at Nazi Poop Radio aka NPR and the flap they raised by firing Juan Williams for being honest about how he felt while being around garbed Muslims on a plane. All Juan was saying is that he worries more when they display their Muslim beliefs over being patriotic or loyal to America. Those clowns spewed their hatred for truth by firing Williams. Williams is a liberal in many areas, yet the NPR goons will kick out one of their own, when he dares to be honest! Well ha ha NPR...Juan got a great deal from Fox News for being honest: a great paying contract from the private sector!
Now let's look at blunder #2: IATSE fires a stage hand for wearing a Bush Hat and Sweatshirt at an 0bama rally! Now what's going on? Are these clowns paranoid, thinking someone conservative is spying on them? This stage hand has a son who is serving on the USS George H.W. Bush, and he wore that hat and shirt to support his son! Yes, his son is one of our soldiers, and the libturds apparently hate patriots who dare to wear anything that has the Bush name on it! The donkeys have just opened themselves up for a discrimination lawsuit! And to make it worse for the Democrats, it makes them look even more intolerant! While Democratic liberals preach tolerance, they refuse to practice what they preach!
Oh, and when they wounded themselves earlier with the next thing I must report, the liberals keep blowing themselves up. Now what's #3?
Okay, here's humiliating blunder number 3: Gubernatorial Candidate Jerry's Brown's liberal thug lawyer Gloria Allred brings out a lawsuit against GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Meg Whitman from a housekeeper who allegedly is an illegal from Mexico. While Allred tries to drop a bombshell in the California gubernatorial race to re-elect a failed past Democrat Governor, she does it at a time which arouses suspicion among many voters. The case is full of holes, which show that Whitman could not legally fire the worker without risking being sued for illegally firing a worker, and it came at a time when Jerry was losing ground to Meg Whitman. As the fiasco started playing out, someone in Brown's camp exploded another political bomb, which is blunder #4.
Blunder Number 4 will be one of the most crude blunders of all time: someone in Brown's camp called Meg Whitman a WHORE! Yes, I will dare print this out! One of the lowest below the belt blows! And did Brown sincerely apologize to Whitman for that? NO HE DIDN'T! This old bag has no manners, and lets his worker get away with it....the issue has not gone away on the West Coast, and it can backfire against the Liberal candidate.
Blunder #5: Barney Frank keeps accepting bailout money from the banks he personally screwed up, then tries to hide that fact when Sean Bielat presents the proof in the campaigns. Yes, your candidate for Congress keeps opening his flapper, and continues on telling bald faced lies to cover his carcass!
And to end this crazy list of blunders, I'll give you all a 2 for one going on in California and Minnesota: 2 liberal candidates use profanity in their campaigns...another all time low: In Minnesota, Democratic Congressional Candidate Taryll Clark uses the S-bomb in her attacks against Michelle Bachman, while in California, Democratic State Treasurer Candidate Bill Lockyer uses the same S-bomb in an attempt to paint himself as someone who tries to reach across the aisle, when in reality, he has repeatedly blocked votes, and created a huge mess. Call this blunder number 6!
Just remember, if you don't vote, it's likely you just might not be happy with what comes your way!
Get out and vote!

Acts 10 « Christian Reader

2010-10-20T13:36:00.000-07:00

Acts 10 « Christian Reader

Boxer and Reid Have IQ Of Erasers

2010-10-18T14:28:00.000-07:00

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Barbara Boxer approved code pink trip to fallujah to donate $600000 to extremists to murder us soldiers

2010-10-18T14:08:00.000-07:00

Gateway Pundit

See the Gateway Pundit link? Click onto it for the story, and see what this tool continues to do to us. And she runs a bunch of lies against Carly Fiorina! Boxer, Pelosi, Dingy Harry Reid and Moonbeam Jerry Brown need to all retire!

First Lady Breaks Campaign Law. Read Story before It's Pulled!

2010-10-18T13:58:00.000-07:00

First Lady Breaks Campaign Law. Read Story before It's Pulled!

Is Jerry Brown getting desperate?

2010-10-06T16:56:00.000-07:00

IIn the wake of the Meg Whitman scandal, one can start wondering if Jerry Brown is getting desperate for the votes. Here is a link to the stories involving the mud slinging that Gloria Allred did in hopes it would help moonbeam get elected:

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2010/09/thankyou_gloria_allred.html

I wonder what trick Moonbeam is up to next. Look up the You Tube video about Jerry Brown getting unions to do his dirty work so that he would look like the good guy.

Hey Moonbeam, did you lose your braincells when your hair fell off your head?