Grab your stash of popcorn now, guys & gals. The circus show is about to begin. And this show will have plenty of oinking going on when the DNC candidates start the mudslinging for the Senate seat in 2024. The big boar Adam Schittler will be up against a power hungry greedy fat sow Katie Porter.
This greedy fat sow will do everything she can to gore the boar from stealing the prize. Her campaign trough will be loaded with plenty of loot to be squandered on personal mudslinging and oinking.
Watermelonhead Pencil Neck Schittler has plenty of baggage from associating with Farting Eric Swallowell who keeps loudly farting in front of the camera at the most inappropriate time. And the nasty fake charges leveled at President Trump will become squealing points for fat sow Porter to gore Schittler with.
But let's not forget the pig slop left behind at Porter's political ranch: her mortgage is being paid for by UCI and she has neglected her duties as a lecturer at the University.
Fat sow Katie Porter might get charged by the geeky farting Pencilneck Watermelonhead Adam Schittler, getting politically gored by her past sins of greed. The noisy oinking is about to start...