Thursday, April 18, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Moonbeam Scores 10 Jobs For Lancaster California

Moonbeam has just returned from his Chinese junket.  And what did he bring back with him, you ask?  Just 10 jobs for the city of Lancaster.  10 jobs of making new rail cars for the trolleys in Long Beach.  Only 10 jobs?  Go and brag, Governor Moonbeam!  This is 1 of your so called accomplishments.  Make sure you shamelessly brag about it!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Kim Jong Un's War On Women

If there is something much worse than the libtards that run the United States, it's NOKO's commie leader Kim Jong Un's War On Women.  It seems that little Kimchi takes bribes from border guards when his citizens try to flee from his wasteland cabbage patch to a profitable South Korea.  He tries to punish the women who flee by making them into cannon fodder for his army.
The Democrats can learn a lesson or two from this commie pinko from North Korea:  stop falsely accusing conservatives of waging a war against women!  That pinko from North Korea abuses women in the worst way possible:  making them his cannon fodder slaves!  NOW and the other radical feminist groups must be very proud of little Kimchi!  He gives women an opportunity to have their heads violently blown off in combat!

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Hottest Attorney General Kamala Harris

Barack Obama, why did you apologize for saying Kamala Harris is the hottest Attorney General in the United States?  You didn't have to apologize!  For once, Mr. E and I agree with you.  Kami happens to be smoking hot!  While we disagree with her liberal stances quite often,  we won't deny that she's smoking hot!  It's too bad some of your left wing extremists and some on the right as well got hot and bothered over your comment. 

Let the compliments stand!  Kamala Harris is one smoking hot Attorney General!  She outsmokes the head of homeland security Janet Napolitano, the one who naps on the job.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Kim Jong Un's Nuclear Cabbage Patch

Little Kimi boi's been blasting his mouth off lately, threatening to launch a nuclear missile if the United States refuses to meet his demands.  That little "cho-dogu" can blubber on, as far as I'm concerned.  If he dares to launch a nuke, his dumpy cabbage patch will become a nuclear wasteland when we're finished with him.

Go ahead Kimi-boi!  When you launch your nukes, you'll see your home turn into a nuclear cabbage patch!

Monday, April 1, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Happy April 1st Holiday, Liberals!

Need I say much?  Happy holidays Liberals!