Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? 0bama's Pet Rino Chucky Hagel Gets Confirmed.

It's official.  Emperor 0bama has chosen his pet RINO Chucky Hagel for the new Secretary of Defense.  Chucky either needs to man up or become a laughing stock.  This Jew hater likes to kiss the rear of Muslim Terrorists, and says he's not a rubber stamp for Zionists. 
WAY TO GO CHUCKY!  Did you kiss the emperor's behind to get this position?
More to come in the near future.
"Uh-uh...yes Mr. President!  I'll rubber stamp everything you want me to!"

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Governor Moonbeam's Fart Contest Continues

Yes, the challenge continues!  Seems like Governor Moonbeam is up to whiffing and sniffing more swamp gases as he gets challenged by more governors.  Moonbeam has become the biggest laughing stock of state governors across this nation.

Iowa's Governor Terry Branstad has joined the challenge!  Branstad has joined the list of governors ready to hunt down businesses tired of taxes being beamed to the moon!   So what is a moonbeamer about to do?  Stay tuned for more details!


Thursday, February 14, 2013

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Governor Moonbeam Farts Out a Challenge To Governor Rick Perry

 Governor Moonbeam has a serious case of gas and indigestion.  Recently, Texas Governor Rick Perry has run some ads aimed at luring California businesses over to Texas.  Perry pointed out that Texas has lower taxes and fewer business regulations than California.  Jerry had a sudden gas passing call out to Rick Perry, saying it's barely a fart when reporters asked him what he thought of Perry's challenge.
TOUCHY TOUCHY, GOVERNOR MOONBEAM!  May I suggest you take an Alka Seltzer tablet?  Perhaps a plop plop fizz fizz will give you some relief.  Oh, and bring it on Jerry!   We'll call the contest "From Moonbeam Jerry To Governor Rick Perry" and see who wins.
Here's your little booby prize Jerry:
It'll perhaps give you an edge in the farting contest; however, it might make it the stinkiest one you ever ripped.  It'll make your skin turn green, Jerry!

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Have You Laughed At A Liberal Today? Queenie Mo VS Willy Mo

Masachussetts Governor Deval Patrick has poked Barney Frank's behind, and The Drama Queen dragged his rant to the public.  Barney couldn't be more miserable, now that Governor Patrick has chosen William "Mo" Cowan to be the interim Senator, until the voters choose a candidate to fill out the remaining term of John Kerry.  Patrick chose the "Willy Mo" over the "ho mo" despite Barney's booty kissing.
Barney, Mo has been chosen!  Enjoy your retirement.  Governor Patrick prefers a "Willy Mo" in office!