Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Obama Goes To Jail!

Okay, I said it!  Obama goes to jail!  But which Obama is it? It is Onyango Obama aka Uncle Omar.  Obama got arrested for a DUI charge in Framingham Massachusetts after leaving a restaurant named Chicken Bone.  To see the arrest report, this post is linked to a site.  Do you see a family resemblance here?

Uncle Omar, as Obama refers to him, said he would call the White House, when the police told him he had one call he could make.  Unfortunately, Barry, Shelley and the girls were out of DC, vacationing at Martha's Vineyard.  Now you might wonder what Obama was eating for dinner on vacation:  check this out:

Go figure!

Now here are some liners the late show hosts can use:

Omar must be trying out for the new movie Obama Goes To Jail!

Obama eats chicken; Onyango plays chicken.

Obama smashes the economy.  Omar smashes into a police car.

Omar and Barry are trying out for the cover video of Genesis' Illegal Alien.

Okay, I let it out of my system!  Any ideas?

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Sour Grapes

Muh muh my! Rattrapper here! Looks like we have some sour grapes here! That bimbo "Mad Maxi" Dirty Waters has gone ape with rage! She just went off with her hate ridden loud diatribe, yelling "THE TEA PARTY CAN GO TO HELL!"
Oh Maxi!  What hateful bigoted remarks you screech here!  Tell us, are you pissed that your Emperor refused to stop by your gang infested ghetto of Inglewood California?  Are you spewing sour grapes here Maxi?

It looks like things are a bit contagious here Maxi!  Look what you've done here!  Shelley's a bit pissed at Barry because he's sucking on an ice cream cone, while that kid beside her picks his nose!

"MMM! Dis dah best ice cream evah!"                          

"Foo! Did you take his ice cream Barry?"
"Don't mess with me, woman!"

Can't a guy eat in peace?

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Obama Is So Low His Shadow Turns On Him (via Right Truth)

Debbie is the best!  She found one of the funniest pictures here!
Sorry folks, but you need to go to her site to see it.  I want you to go to her site and see it for yourself!  This post is linked to her site.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Joe Biden Gaffe: "Tea Partiers Are Terrorists!"

Looks like Joey The Talking Chicken has stuck his foot in his beak again!  After that gaffe, he ended up admitting that he was a bit too extreme with his words.  Yes, I should say so Joey!  How did you like the tar and feathering you got after you cawed that gaffe?

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Dreaded Moves Of Rikishi - Part Duh: Irl Scrubs The Cracks!

Muh muh my! Muh muh my! Poor Irl! He got dumped on, after he caused Rikishi to have an accident. Irl has the Pinnochio's Syndrome, in which his nose grows whenever he lies. When Rikishi knocked Irl into the corner, Irl angered Kish by taunting him with a bunch of liberal lies. Rikishi's bowels erupted when Irl's nose grew and gave Rikishi an enema. Rikishi then used Irl's head to wipe himself off. Oh the luck of Irl! By the way, poor ol' Robert Gibbs happened to be in Michigan's CPL headquarters, and smelled the mess. He nearly heaved.